dry bones

crwth

are the koopas freaked out by these dudes?

Lucedes

they don’t seem to be, based on the games

but they should be, they’re pretty freaky

BahamutZERO

makes you think

SLyM

if dry bowser is to bowser as dry bones is to koopa troopas, why aren't they just called "bones?"

crwth

maybe they are amongst themselves

crwth

what if dry bones is a slur

Cello

When you really think about it, we all have wet bones

spono

Unless we're skeletons

Juggernut

You ever feel your own skull and just be like

Wow dang I'm full of freaky bones damn

Pinfeldorf

If you think about it, there isn't really a skeleton inside each of us. We are inside the skeleton, and we control it. So if you dig a little deeper, aren't we just skeletons wearing a leather coat?

BahamutZERO

Pinfeldorf wrote: »

If you think about it, there isn't really a skeleton inside each of us. We are inside the skeleton, and we control it. So if you dig a little deeper, aren't we just skeletons wearing a leather coat?

https://youtu.be/di7DI6Q7JXA

Metzger Meister

maybe it's normal in koopa kulture. they do it mortal kombat style, with the k's.

Rhesus Positive

Pinfeldorf wrote: »

If you think about it, there isn't really a skeleton inside each of us. We are inside the skeleton, and we control it. So if you dig a little deeper, aren't we just skeletons wearing a leather coat?

Or brains piloting bone mechs

Polaritie

...wait, why do dry bones have pointy teeth if koopas don't?

Chall

SLyM wrote: »

if dry bowser is to bowser as dry bones is to koopa troopas, why aren't they just called "bones?"

You mean Wet Bowser?

Odin

Chall wrote: »

SLyM wrote: »

if dry bowser is to bowser as dry bones is to koopa troopas, why aren't they just called "bones?"

You mean Wet Bowser?

WAB

Tef

Cello wrote: »

When you really think about it, we all have wet bones

Are they wet, thought?

Genuine question

They certainly are full of fluid, but to be wet, I feel like there has to be fluid on the outside, I’m not sure if there is?

smof

Most of your insides are juicy

Endless_Serpents

There is some comfort to the koopas that death is not the end.

Uriel

Endless_Serpents wrote: »

There is some comfort to the koopas that death is not the end.

Their service to Bowser is eternal

Endless_Serpents

@Uriel Um… Yeah that’s why it’s only some comfort.

Anzekay

implications of Dry Bones and Dry Bowser......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtANuKyETiA

sarukun

I feel like dry bones behavior isn’t outside the norm enough to be too freaky.

Like, if you worked with a skeleton who was by all other metrics a regular person punching the clock, I can’t imagine you would be too freaked out by them.

Gustav

Now hear the word of the lord

Quantum Tiger

Tef wrote: »

Cello wrote: »

When you really think about it, we all have wet bones

Are they wet, thought?

Genuine question

They certainly are full of fluid, but to be wet, I feel like there has to be fluid on the outside, I’m not sure if there is?

I think the inside of your body is all wet so I think it would be hard for a bone to be in a dry area

Raijin Quickfoot

I know I’m always wet

crwth

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I know I’m always wet

what?

Raijin Quickfoot

crwth wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I know I’m always wet

what?

I’M ALWAYS WET

Uriel

You know what you got to keep dry is those cybertrucks

Tef

Quantum Tiger wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Cello wrote: »

When you really think about it, we all have wet bones

Are they wet, thought?

Genuine question

They certainly are full of fluid, but to be wet, I feel like there has to be fluid on the outside, I’m not sure if there is?

I think the inside of your body is all wet so I think it would be hard for a bone to be in a dry area

I’ve done a lot of butchery, and the inside of a carcass actually it’s pretty much dry. It gets wet when you start disrupting blood vessels and such, sure, and there’s a slimy-ness to entrails I suppose but we’re talking bones and not guts

Anzekay

it's generally good to be a bit wet inside before boning, I hear

Raijin Quickfoot

Nobody is going to sit here and tell me I’m not wet inside.

I’m fucking SODDEN

Tef

Look I’m just sayin
If you go through the abdominal cavity, pull apart the back muscles without tearing them or cutting them open

That spine is pretty dry!!

Now leg bones? Much harder to say, I don’t think I have ever come in contact with a leg bone that didn’t require some degree of ripping, tearing, or cutting

Tef

@MegaMan001 when you anaesthetise a patient and proceed to touch their bones, what is their wetness scale?

Endless_Serpents

Question: We never see a dry toad. Is this because mushroom people don’t have bones?

spono

Yeah, mushrooms don't have bones, just like real mushrooms

Also, everyone's focusing on wet bowser this, wet bowser that, but what about wet bowsette?

Why isn't anyone talking about Wet Bowsette?

Poorochondriac

spono wrote: »

Yeah, mushrooms don't have bones, just like real mushrooms

Also, everyone's focusing on wet bowser this, wet bowser that, but what about wet bowsette?

Why isn't anyone talking about Wet Bowsette?

Pg13 forum

Endless_Serpents

That’s an ok question but have any of you considered whether the nose of Yoshi is a round mound of flesh or solid bone?

Hawkstone

Best pick for Mario Kart and I will accept no guff about my choices.

Endless_Serpents

If you kill a boo does it become a dry boo? If you kill a dry boo does it become a man?

Ticaldfjam

Bones McCoy you say?