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The [Twitter] Thread is filmed before a live studio audience

LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
edited June 27 in Social Entropy++
Welcome back to the the thread about the stuff we see on Twitter folks!

Unfortunately, what we now see on Twitter includes Dave Ruben’s shitty ripoff of All in the Family as an animated sitcom, right down to what looks like ripping off the set.

And, of course, brown nosing everyone’s least favorite Apartheid Emerald Scion Failson, the Thomas Edison(derogatory) of our Time:

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As a palate cleanser, a joke I made two years ago that remains ever true:

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“Hey, where’s this Musk?!”

“I am Elon Musk, sir, and I am prepared to make a full report. These users are consummate trolls, they use their clout to cause social strife; people think they’re not woke enough, and they listen to these bozos who conveniently deliver hot takes with fake electronic bots!”

“Everything was fine with our system until our infrastructure was shut off by Can’t-post over here.”

“They impersonate celebrities and brands!”

“Is this true?”

“Yes, it’s true. This man can not post.”

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Conservative comedians keep trying to rip off All in the Family because if they were capable of imagination they wouldn't be conservatives

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Christ, even the animated version of him looks like a goon

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Conservative comedians keep trying to rip off All in the Family because if they were capable of imagination they wouldn't be conservatives

    A lot of dumbasses think Archie Bunker was right about everything and just don't get he was the dumbass of the show

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Conservative comedians keep trying to rip off All in the Family because if they were capable of imagination they wouldn't be conservatives

    A lot of dumbasses think Archie Bunker was right about everything and just don't get he was the dumbass of the show

    Like Tim Taylor.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Also the pilot isn’t even worth tracking down to rubberneck; it’s literally that right wing style of “we referenced something we hate, and laid a laugh track under it, that’s what constitutes as a joke! Because we said a thing and laughed at it’s existence!”

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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Conservative comedians keep trying to rip off All in the Family because if they were capable of imagination they wouldn't be conservatives

    A lot of dumbasses think Archie Bunker was right about everything and just don't get he was the dumbass of the show

    Like Tim Taylor.

    Eeeh, Carroll O'Connor knew that Archie was meant to be a dumbass and played that up. I'm not sure the same can be said for Tim Allen.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh absolutely not.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    tim allen, a lot like roseanne, actually did get it, but still became more of an asshole anyway.

    i think that's why they are as frustrating as they are.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited June 27
    tim taylor was played for laughs and routinely shown to be a buffoon in a way so obvious I can't believe tim allen wouldn't have been aware of it... way more over the top than archie bunker

    he has another show (now? recently? i dont know if it still runs) that illustrates what tim taylor would have been like, played and written if he wasn't the punchline, and, spoiler alert, it sucks and isnt funny

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Last man standing is basically that, yeah.

    I dunno, everything Tim Allen has done since Home Improvement says he did not understand the assignment.

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    MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    Home Improvement's greatest crime is convincing young Muzz that Bob Vila was a nefarious asshole, when he's actually a very nice guy who just wants to fix up houses.

    (Yes, I know that was the joke that anyone who had watched 'This Ole' House' would have picked up on immediately, but I had never seen it)

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    My dad always hated Bob Vila and I never understood why.

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    The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    Last man standing is basically that, yeah.

    I dunno, everything Tim Allen has done since Home Improvement says he did not understand the assignment.

    He was great in Galaxy Quest!

    Which makes his continued vomit existence very frustrating.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I saw like 5 minutes of last man standing and immediately got the vibe of "silly millenials need my boomer advice!"

    nah, we don't

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    never dienever die Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    I saw like 5 minutes of last man standing and immediately got the vibe of "silly millenials need my boomer advice!"

    nah, we don't

    It has the vibes of “no, Wilson was always wrong”

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Last man standing is basically that, yeah.

    I dunno, everything Tim Allen has done since Home Improvement says he did not understand the assignment.

    He was great in Toy Story and Galaxy Quest. Kinda fell off hard after those two though, can't argue with that.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    It has the vibes of “no, Wilson was always wrong”

    that is pretty close to the mark

    tim taylor is an adolescent neanderthal who doesnt know how to act right, and the older wiser men around him tell him how to get his shit straight, growth is experienced, etc.

    last man standing inverts this completely and tim (whatever his name is) is the one who is the supposed wise man and his goal isn't growth or enlightenment but rather seems like it is to figure out how best to lecture his family on his boilerplate macho stoicism.

    like an alternate universe where Tim Taylor seeks nothing from anyone around him and instead turns to the internet to feed his ego and validate his worldview... which... would actually poignant if its conclusions weren't so backward

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    why do so many of you watch dogshit tv

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    my roomate in college used to watch yes, dear. now that was a shitty tv show

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    getting up and finding the remote would take, like
    effort

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    The people need more Tokusatsu in their life

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i like the toku monsters with the rubber boobs

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    i like the toku monsters with the rubber boobs

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited June 28
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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Tag yourself I’m snow face

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    I'm Ass-Face

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    I'm Blep.

    ... that's a lie, I'm Mouth Full.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    i like the toku monsters with the rubber boobs

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    we don't choose the things that contribute to our gender awakenings, we merely ride the wave

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Me about the debate:
    why do so many of you watch dogshit tv

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Me about the debate:
    why do so many of you watch dogshit tv

    Didn't watch it because i didn't want to feel impending doom while on vacation.

    Didn't help :D

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    That's my secret, cap

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    Just want to note that when I first saw that first Tokusatsu picture as actually being a imperial stormtrooper being chocked and then having to do a double take when it just didn't look right to only realize it wasn't Star Wars related.

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    [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »

    I thought this was a D&D lawful–chaotic good-evil chart.

    Sic transit gloria mundi.
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    lawful good | lawful evil | chaotic neutral


    Hmm I’m stuck already

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Mill wrote: »
    Just want to note that when I first saw that first Tokusatsu picture as actually being a imperial stormtrooper being chocked and then having to do a double take when it just didn't look right to only realize it wasn't Star Wars related.

    https://youtu.be/uOQ1PvZ14vc?feature=shared
    https://youtu.be/zcIfV7yIH1A?feature=shared
    https://youtu.be/RjApJaXt_xU?feature=shared

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 28
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Me about the debate:
    why do so many of you watch dogshit tv

    Didn't watch it because i didn't want to feel impending doom while on vacation.

    Didn't help :D

    I can cliffnote it for you

    An ancient lying machine that will die if it tells the truth

    And someone who might actually already be dead

    It ended with them arguing about who is better at golf


    I'm told elsewhere, however, that I am falling for propaganda and the corpse is actually quite lively

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    The way you describe it sounds like a Futurama episode

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    please tell me it's not hyperbole that they argued about golf

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    please tell me it's not hyperbole that they argued about golf

    It might have been the one part of the debate that got Biden to be the most lucid and fired up, defending his golf game against Trump's slander.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
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