There's a meat processing plant near me, so I'd go there. It's got blood. It's also got a gun somewhere in there, because once the plant caught on fire and the bullets started popping off.
I need to turn my husband before he finds out or he is staking me, this has long since been established under section a of the family Van Helsing Protocol.
Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
I live in Los Angeles now so I guess I'm set on night time activities.
For my first trick watch as I make some LAPD officers on a donut break at 3 AM absolutely shit their pants when I turn from a bat back into a person midair above their car
I’d see if I could get a seat on the Supreme Court. I have absolutely zero qualifications, but on the other hand, it’s a lifetime position and I’ll live forever. Now people could argue that undeath doesn’t qualify as “life”, but so long as the court chooses to never accept a case regarding it we never have to go and do something like setting a precedent.
I mean... eternity without garlic bread?
No thank you, I'll walk into the sun.
You dont get it, you are pretty much inmortal, and you can fly, as long as a celestial body is covering you, you could travel through space, visit other planets, etc. As long as you take enough blood with you.
Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
I mean... eternity without garlic bread?
No thank you, I'll walk into the sun.
You dont get it, you are pretty much inmortal, and you can fly, as long as a celestial body is covering you, you could travel through space, visit other planets, etc. As long as you take enough blood with you.
I don't think you get how much I value garlic in general, and garlic bread specifically.
I mean... eternity without garlic bread?
No thank you, I'll walk into the sun.
You dont get it, you are pretty much inmortal, and you can fly, as long as a celestial body is covering you, you could travel through space, visit other planets, etc. As long as you take enough blood with you.
I don't think you get how much I value garlic in general, and garlic bread specifically.
Depends on what garlic actually does. Is it just unpleasant or actually lethal? Because I'm lactose intolerant but dammit I'll still eat ice cream
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“Now.”
Edit: this explains who I’m exhausted every morning, I guess.
I thought it was the one-year-old living at my house, but, nope, I’m nosferatu.
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No thank you, I'll walk into the sun.
For my first trick watch as I make some LAPD officers on a donut break at 3 AM absolutely shit their pants when I turn from a bat back into a person midair above their car
absolutely no other changes to my daily life
You dont get it, you are pretty much inmortal, and you can fly, as long as a celestial body is covering you, you could travel through space, visit other planets, etc. As long as you take enough blood with you.
Big long velvet curtains.
You need to give the vampire hunters something to dramatically open after a monologue about your evils and how your deprived existence is at an end.
Also start hiding roast turkeys behind random walls.
After that... well, the RNC's in town next weekend
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Undead, technically.
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If a vampire turns into a bat, does it immediately die from white nose disease like all the other bats or is it immune because 'vampire stuff'?
I don't think you get how much I value garlic in general, and garlic bread specifically.
Depends on what garlic actually does. Is it just unpleasant or actually lethal? Because I'm lactose intolerant but dammit I'll still eat ice cream