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Graves
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I just saw Ocean's 13 and I got to thinking about how awesome it would be to rob a place with an elaborate plan like Danny Ocean and his compadres.
So I figure I'll name a place and have us here formulate an elaborate heist.
We should start with an ATM machine.
(remember, elaborate)
So I figure I'll name a place and have us here formulate an elaborate heist.
We should start with an ATM machine.
(remember, elaborate)
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I'll need five guys, two cars and six days.
Steal car
Drive straight over ATM machine in bank drive-through, around 2am
Grab cash, hop in getaway car ,which is also stolen
ditch getaway car 2 miles away, run 1 mile on foot, hop in real getaway car
Awesomely easy.
Get three men into the bank owner's daughter's sweet 16 party as caterers.
While two of the guys cause a distraction with a flambe, the third goes into the back room and makes a duplicate of the owner's swipe card with some overly elaborate device.
That's all I've got so far.
But that's just me.
edit: we shall call this "lol" paper "lollers" as in "that shirt costs nine lollers"
cuz you're a faggot.
Then you go to the teller and ask "excuse me, can you show me how to use an ATM, I'm a horse"
Then you rape the teller
That wouldn't get us any money though. (assuming she's not carrying any)
Also, donkey costume would be better for various reasons.
okay but i was totally going to make a huge deposit
One man dresses up as a security guard, wraps "Out of Order" banners around ATM machine and he has a duffle bag. He tells anyone who is depositing cash that he's working for the bank and needs their PIN Number and to give them their money, the PIN number is so he can put the money in the correct account, and wishes them a good night. There is a second man in a nearby building that has a visual of the ATM, and has a disposable pre-paid cell/payphone nearby. If the cops come and ask for identification, hand them a pre-made fake ID and a business card with your superior's number on it. The cops will then call guy number two who will tell them that everything checks out. Take profits and run before the bank opens.
Thank you American Gods.
okay my debit pin is really easy right
i can do it with my eyes closed
except for when the store's got those motherfucking old machines where all the numbers are in the order they are on a numpad instead of on a bank machine
fuck those
i always fuck it up because i don't look at my pin, i cover my hand and do it by button location.
So uhh... I've got one rod but I'll need you to get this job done :winky:
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the hell is that shit
sperm bank joke
that is a silly thing to get pissed off over
That's to PURPOSELY cause confusion Pony. They also do it to fuck over cashiers too dumb to graduate.
what a bunch of dicks
(the plane not a Nike shoe)
Good thing you put that last line in or I would have been up in your grill
as opposed to Shoe, the douche
Like in Heat.
Because Heat was the shit. You guys'll be all stealin' shit from the ATM to fund THE HEIST.
Me, I'm all GET DOWN THERE ARE HELICOPTERS.
haha you can go to jail just for saying that
haha don't drop the soap
Florida already did that
Fuckin' magnificent.
so says the internet's most eligible bachelor
SH I love you
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