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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    lol pony talking about himself again

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Can I provide covering fire. I want to be the guy providing covering fire.

    Like in Heat.

    Because Heat was the shit. You guys'll be all stealin' shit from the ATM to fund THE HEIST.

    Me, I'm all GET DOWN THERE ARE HELICOPTERS.

    Dude this is still the first page in 50 posts per page.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It should first be established what you're stealing to begin with. You should steal a giant diamond.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    lol pony talking about himself again

    Who are you?

    Pony on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    WHERE'S THE VAN?!

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    your next conquest

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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    lol pony talking about himself again

    Who are you?

    sorry man

    Glorfindel on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I have no idea
    Glorfindel first comes into the legendarium during the Fall of Gondolin and is especially prominent in the account of the escape of Tuor, Idril, Eärendil and many others from the destruction of that city in the First Age. He is Lord of the House of the Golden Flower, known as one of King Turgon's chief lieutenants and one of the most beloved Elves in all Gondolin. When Morgoth's forces first invade his home, Glorfindel leads his men out to flank the enemy and cut through their ranks. When they themselves are flanked, his men suffer heavy losses. Sending for help, Turgon orders Talagand to take the House of the Harp and assist Glorfindel. Talagand, being in allegiance with Maeglin the Traitor, does not relay the message and instead directs his men to the other side of the city and to safety. Thus Glorfindel has few men left of his house when he meets up with the princess, her husband, and their half-elven child. The survivors escape through the Encircling Mountains above Gondolin, and make it to the Eagles' Cleft. When the escapees are ambushed by a company of Orcs led by a terrible Balrog, Glorfindel leaps at the demon with all his might and battles him atop a rocky pinnacle. The duel rages as the rest can only watch in horror. Fiercely defending the women and children who are being led out of the hills, Glorfindel drives the Balrog back, hewing off its whip-wielding arm at the elbow. Just when it seems the struggle is about to be won, the beast grabs Glorfindel's golden hair from under his helm, and both fall off the peak. As they plummet, Glorfindel strikes a final blow by stabbing the demon in its stomach with a knife. The great Eagles see what is happening now in the Cleft near their eyries and come to the aid of their Elven friends, swooping down on the Orcs and making it possible for the refugees to escape. Glorfindel's body is recovered from the crags by none other than Thorondor, Lord of Eagles himself, and the Elves lay the lord to rest in a mound of stones, where afterwards green grass and yellow Elanor flowers appear. Ever after, when a battle of surpassing skill and courage was witnessed, Elves were heard to say "Ai! 'Tis Glorfindel and the Balrog!" in remembrance of his heroism.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    lol pony talking about himself again

    Who are you?

    sorry man

    no it's cool dude i just don't recognize you at all so when you try to jump up on a forum running gag it's like you are standing around having a conversation with your buds and some random dude just pipes in with an in-joke and you are like jesus fuck how long have you been standing there

    Pony on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    It should first be established what you're stealing to begin with. You should steal a giant diamond.

    Metal pole! Climb that shit! I've got catlike reflexes!

    Mysst on
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith should do that in his vaguely Batman-esque bondage suit.

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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    lol pony talking about himself again

    Who are you?

    sorry man

    no it's cool dude i just don't recognize you at all so when you try to jump up on a forum running gag it's like you are standing around having a conversation with your buds and some random dude just pipes in with an in-joke and you are like jesus fuck how long have you been standing there

    haha i like that

    but yeah, i do not post that often, obviously

    so i am not a SE++ regular

    Glorfindel on
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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Ok first you get one of those horse costumes, that need two people to work

    Then you go to the teller and ask "excuse me, can you show me how to use an ATM, I'm a horse"

    Then you rape the teller

    this made me laugh really hard

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    lol pony talking about himself again

    Who are you?

    sorry man

    no it's cool dude i just don't recognize you at all so when you try to jump up on a forum running gag it's like you are standing around having a conversation with your buds and some random dude just pipes in with an in-joke and you are like jesus fuck how long have you been standing there

    haha i like that

    but yeah, i do not post that often, obviously

    so i am not a SE++ regular

    but you are clearly jailed

    which raises the question

    what did you do?

    Pony on
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If we get a group together, we can all dress as batman, and rob the atm. THen people will think batmans gonna bad.

    And he's got a cloning machine.

    This idea was inspired by anjin, so if you don't like it, blame him.

    Filler Inc. on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Ok first you get one of those horse costumes, that need two people to work

    Then you go to the teller and ask "excuse me, can you show me how to use an ATM, I'm a horse"

    Then you rape the teller

    this made me laugh really hard

    hahahahaha me too

    h5 meiss

    Pony on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    lol pony talking about himself again

    Who are you?

    sorry man

    no it's cool dude i just don't recognize you at all so when you try to jump up on a forum running gag it's like you are standing around having a conversation with your buds and some random dude just pipes in with an in-joke and you are like jesus fuck how long have you been standing there

    This would make sense if this were a conversation between you and your buds

    but uh this is a public forum

    Kinda silly to tell people to lurk more and then chastize them for doing just that. Although I'm pretty sure Glorfindel's been here a while.

    Tossrock on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    If we get a group together, we can all dress as batman, and rob the atm. THen people will think batmans gonna bad.

    And he's got a cloning machine.

    This idea was inspired by anjin, so if you don't like it, blame him.

    Done and done.

    Mysst on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The beauty of that plan is that it leaves room for improvisation

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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    lol pony talking about himself again

    Who are you?

    sorry man

    no it's cool dude i just don't recognize you at all so when you try to jump up on a forum running gag it's like you are standing around having a conversation with your buds and some random dude just pipes in with an in-joke and you are like jesus fuck how long have you been standing there

    haha i like that

    but yeah, i do not post that often, obviously

    so i am not a SE++ regular

    but you are clearly jailed

    which raises the question

    what did you do?

    monoxide jailed me in GnT

    someone made a thread bitching about the length of headphone cables

    and i was the first reply with, "olol livejournal"

    not worth it

    Glorfindel on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ha ha

    Abracadaniel on
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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Alright here's the plan

    We dress up as painters and go into a bank. We then use infrared lights to knock out the cameras. We then take everyone downstairs as a hostage, force them to dress up as painters, threaten to kill then, and steal all their cellphones. We then demand two buses and a fueled jet. We then steal all the money and hide it behind a shelf but we build a fake wall behind the moved shelf and have a guy stay with the money behind the fake wall that's behind the moved shelf. We then set off a fake bomb and release everyone but run out like we were all hostages too, you know, because we're all dressed the same. A couple days later, out guy behind the shelf gets out, take the money, acts natural, and walks out.

    Orestes on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    lol pony talking about himself again

    Who are you?

    sorry man

    no it's cool dude i just don't recognize you at all so when you try to jump up on a forum running gag it's like you are standing around having a conversation with your buds and some random dude just pipes in with an in-joke and you are like jesus fuck how long have you been standing there

    haha i like that

    but yeah, i do not post that often, obviously

    so i am not a SE++ regular

    but you are clearly jailed

    which raises the question

    what did you do?

    monoxide jailed me in GnT

    someone made a thread bitching about the length of headphone cables

    and i was the first reply with, "olol livejournal"

    not worth it

    lol glorfindel talking about himself again

    Pony on
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    lol pony talking about himself again

    Who are you?

    sorry man

    no it's cool dude i just don't recognize you at all so when you try to jump up on a forum running gag it's like you are standing around having a conversation with your buds and some random dude just pipes in with an in-joke and you are like jesus fuck how long have you been standing there

    haha i like that

    but yeah, i do not post that often, obviously

    so i am not a SE++ regular

    but you are clearly jailed

    which raises the question

    what did you do?

    monoxide jailed me in GnT

    someone made a thread bitching about the length of headphone cables

    and i was the first reply with, "olol livejournal"

    not worth it

    lol glorfindel talking about himself again

    IT WAS A SETUP!

    WHAT A TWIST!

    Filler Inc. on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Alright here's the plan

    We dress up as painters and go into a bank. We then use infrared lights to knock out the cameras. We then take everyone downstairs as a hostage, force them to dress up as painters, threaten to kill then, and steal all their cellphones. We then demand two buses and a fueled jet. We then steal all the money and hide it behind a shelf but we build a fake wall behind the moved shelf and have a guy stay with the money behind the fake wall that's behind the moved shelf. We then set off a fake bomb and release everyone but run out like we were all hostages too, you know, because we're all dressed the same. A couple days later, out guy behind the shelf gets out, take the money, acts natural, and walks out.

    no dude you don't take any money

    You just take the nazi blood diamonds hidden by the manager of the bank

    Tossrock on
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Alright here's the plan

    We dress up as painters and go into a bank. We then use infrared lights to knock out the cameras. We then take everyone downstairs as a hostage, force them to dress up as painters, threaten to kill then, and steal all their cellphones. We then demand two buses and a fueled jet. We then steal all the money and hide it behind a shelf but we build a fake wall behind the moved shelf and have a guy stay with the money behind the fake wall that's behind the moved shelf. We then set off a fake bomb and release everyone but run out like we were all hostages too, you know, because we're all dressed the same. A couple days later, out guy behind the shelf gets out, take the money, acts natural, and walks out.

    This is a completely original plan. Lets do it, no one will have heard of it.

    Melding on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    okay but here is my serious plan

    we all sit around

    on computers

    and post as hard as we can

    Abracadaniel on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »

    monoxide jailed me in GnT

    someone made a thread bitching about the length of headphone cables

    and i was the first reply with, "olol livejournal"

    not worth it

    lol glorfindel talking about himself again

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    Tossrock on
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm not sure of the details of the heist, but in the end your girlfriend's dad is the guy from Big Fish.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Get this:

    Anal sex.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Get this:

    Anal sex.

    This sounds like the perfect plan!

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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    shit guys, shit

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Alright here's the plan

    We dress up as painters and go into a bank. We then use infrared lights to knock out the cameras. We then take everyone downstairs as a hostage, force them to dress up as painters, threaten to kill then, and steal all their cellphones. We then demand two buses and a fueled jet. We then steal all the money and hide it behind a shelf but we build a fake wall behind the moved shelf and have a guy stay with the money behind the fake wall that's behind the moved shelf. We then set off a fake bomb and release everyone but run out like we were all hostages too, you know, because we're all dressed the same. A couple days later, out guy behind the shelf gets out, take the money, acts natural, and walks out.

    no dude you don't take any money

    You just take the nazi blood diamonds hidden by the manager of the bank

    NOT ALL BANKS ARE RUN BY EX-NAZI'S THAT HAVE BLOOD DIAMONDS.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It helps if someone looks exactly like Julia Roberts, too.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    shit guys, shit

    it's alright dude i just always wanted a chance to turn that around on someone and you bit into it

    it's all good dude c'mere get yourself a hug

    you seem like an alright chap, i like ya already.

    Pony on
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I'm not sure of the details of the heist, but in the end your girlfriend's dad is the guy from Big Fish.

    My girlfriends dad always seems to be behind me or around me while i say something i shouldn't have.

    I should rob him.

    I bet he's fucking reading this over my shoulder.

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh Oh Oh! I forgot, we need to call some girl a "magnificent cunt" during our heist.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    wait i got it
    we get three dudes
    2 of them get in a horse costume
    and the third kinda hangs on to the neck and thinks really hard about being a centaur

    and then we rape the teller

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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    shit guys, shit

    it's alright dude i just always wanted a chance to turn that around on someone and you bit into it

    it's all good dude c'mere get yourself a hug

    you seem like an alright chap, i like ya already.

    yeah it's cool

    it was funny

    and someone has to be the butt of the joke

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    It was funnier the first time Kovak.

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