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If You Could Be Any Animal…
What would you be?
I was thinking Quokka’s because they just look so happy all of the time
But then I thought some more and I went a different direction.
I want to be a Panda Bear in captivity at a nice zoo
I’ve seen enough videos of them rolling around and acting dumb that I might think I’m already half panda anyway.
They seem to have a nice, easy life.
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Or a condor. Either one.
Gorgeous plumage; strong flier; big enough to give most predators pause; intelligent; able to manipulate objects with dextrous feet, beak, and tongue; and, like all large cockatoos, absolutely capable of maiming you if they want to.
live hundreds of years on a nice island where a bunch of humans make sure you're well fed and breeding? sure, I'm in
I just need to scuttle, y'know?
incredibly chill almost all of the time? yes please.
Waterproof, can swim and fly, people like you enough to provide a variety of treats
Their sex life is problematic, but that's not uncommon in the animal kingdom
I wouldn't want to be a wild animal, I want to be a pet, with healthcare. Wild animals do not die well.
I wanna poop squares.
being a dog would probably be a lot of fun
I don't even want to be a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas!
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
But then you get kidnapped by the butler in an attempt to steal your inheritance
Big, eat fish, be fat, sleep.
Whooooooa
You’re 75% of the way theeeerre
Whoooa- Oh!
Living like a bear!
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Hydrated, focused, in my lane, flourishing, etc. etc.
Be…vulture or koala.
Or like some weird tiny animal that basically exists to feed other animals
Can confirm they are very chill
Nothing, what’s a quokka with you?!?
My other half and son did a Capybara feeding/ petting experience at a wildlife refuge last year. They're fiends for celery and carrots apparently
Throw some onions in the pond with them any you've got a good soup going
No!