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If You Could Be Any Animal…

Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
What would you be?

I was thinking Quokka’s because they just look so happy all of the time

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But then I thought some more and I went a different direction.

I want to be a Panda Bear in captivity at a nice zoo
I’ve seen enough videos of them rolling around and acting dumb that I might think I’m already half panda anyway.

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They seem to have a nice, easy life.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    dugong

  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    Weevil. I love those little guys

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    human

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Dung beetle.

    Or a condor. Either one.

  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    A cool bird, like a raven or something. I bet flying around is a lot of fun.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
  • CalicaCalica Registered User regular
    Red-tailed black cockatoo.

    Gorgeous plumage; strong flier; big enough to give most predators pause; intelligent; able to manipulate objects with dextrous feet, beak, and tongue; and, like all large cockatoos, absolutely capable of maiming you if they want to.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    galapagos tortoise

    live hundreds of years on a nice island where a bunch of humans make sure you're well fed and breeding? sure, I'm in

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Crab

    I just need to scuttle, y'know?

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    capybara.

    incredibly chill almost all of the time? yes please.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Maybe a mandrill with a massive beautiful juicy blue butt.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Being a duck seems cool

    Waterproof, can swim and fly, people like you enough to provide a variety of treats

    Their sex life is problematic, but that's not uncommon in the animal kingdom

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    A farm cat. Plenty of independence, but still have human caretakers.

    I wouldn't want to be a wild animal, I want to be a pet, with healthcare. Wild animals do not die well.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Wombat.

    I wanna poop squares.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    a cat would be pretty choice

    being a dog would probably be a lot of fun

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I want to be a bivalve without any higher thought capabilities

    I don't even want to be a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas!

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Filtering seawater, clenching up tight when the tide goes out, occasionally pooping out a pearl. It's a living.

  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Albatross. All that lovely silent soaring. I fancy looking at a different ocean, I'll just glide a bunch. No big deal.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I've already got like 6 albatrosses around my neck, no thank you

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    House cat owned by a well to do family

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Something intelligent and social that live in groups, like a crow or a dolphin

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    House cat owned by a well to do family

    But then you get kidnapped by the butler in an attempt to steal your inheritance

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Brown bear.

    Big, eat fish, be fat, sleep.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'm already 75% of the way there!

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'm already 75% of the way there!

    Whooooooa

    You’re 75% of the way theeeerre

    Whoooa- Oh!

    Living like a bear!

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    I think I'd go with an otter. They're resourceful, eat seafood, and like to play around.

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
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    Hydrated, focused, in my lane, flourishing, etc. etc.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I think the bottom of my animal wishlist would
    Be…vulture or koala.

    Or like some weird tiny animal that basically exists to feed other animals

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Sloth. Live slow, die young, leave a mossy corpse.

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    Sandworm. Tunnel around in sand for years, occasionally pop out to eat something walking with rhythm, coincidentally create the thing necessary for human FTL.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    I got to pet and hang out with 2 capybaras a couple weeks ago

    Can confirm they are very chill

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I feel like everyone is really underestimating the quokka option.

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    What's a quokka?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    What's a quokka?

    Nothing, what’s a quokka with you?!?

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Some sort of octopus, I think

  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Statistically, it's probably a beetle

  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I got to pet and hang out with 2 capybaras a couple weeks ago

    Can confirm they are very chill

    My other half and son did a Capybara feeding/ petting experience at a wildlife refuge last year. They're fiends for celery and carrots apparently

    Throw some onions in the pond with them any you've got a good soup going

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Let's pick some kind of crazy monster. A politician.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Might just become a crab idk

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    PLA wrote: »
    Let's pick some kind of crazy monster. A politician.

    No!

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