I do not consider myself gay because insofar as I do experience sexual attraction, which is incredibly rare for my ace ass, it is invariably towards a female
But then people are like “You don’t want to bang every woman you see that makes you GAY” and I’m like “well in that case”
Oh and also I don’t differentiate between trans or cis or fluid. If you’re a cute chick or chick presenting, you’re cute.
Not saying that men aren’t also hot, because there certainly are some, but it stirreth the loins not
Except for Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds stirreths the loinseth
Re: the bolded, where are ya running into that sort of stuff? I associate that kind of thinking so much with high school idiots that I am always curious where it's still hanging on in adult spaces, how that even happens
I spent years working in retail management, in the outdoor industry, in Utah. I made the mistake of telling someone I was ace once.
Fortunately in my new career (health care tech) no one cares
Didn't help you had to carry a baseball bat for the job.
Were people just constantly asking you where the doctor is?
Last night I had a dream about taking a shower and suddenly two hunks showed up and were very positive and encouraging about my body and general showering style.
Then my cat woke me up because she was hungry, so we'll never know what else my subconscious was trying to lead me to.
I am gay in that I possess a sexual orientation that deviates from the conventional norms of my culture
I'm bi, or pan? But I tend to have a pretty high bias towards dudes so I'm not as comfortable with the pansexual label, feels to me like that's something that should have less bias? I dunno
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
This thread is gayer than me.
It's a low bar to clear, but it's not on the floor.
sometimes when my husband is laying on the couch
i run up to him and he leans his head back and I yell SPIDER MAN KISS and i kiss him upside down
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
I am gay in that I possess one or more considerable deviations of conventional gender norms that are expected of my culture
if you ever wanna ruin that moment, tobey mcguire was basically drowning the entire time they were filming that kiss.
my cousin got away from her racist grandparents and hit up college and is listening to hozier and is a bisexual now. grandparents insist it was the insidious liberal agenda
I saw her last night and I was like "I am so proud of you and how you grew up." and gave her a big ol' hug
I am gay in that I possess one or more considerable deviations of conventional gender norms that are expected of my culture
as a married bisexual*, nobody** actually cares about my orientation
*i was bisexual in the early 00s, then i learned about pansexuality, then as i got older i realized i just like kinda masc people regardless of their hardware, so now i'm bi again
**but i keep telling the forums about it anyway, probably it's interesting to some of you
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MaddocI'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?Registered Userregular
if you ever wanna ruin that moment, tobey mcguire was basically drowning the entire time they were filming that kiss.
my cousin got away from her racist grandparents and hit up college and is listening to hozier and is a bisexual now. grandparents insist it was the insidious liberal agenda
I saw her last night and I was like "I am so proud of you and how you grew up." and gave her a big ol' hug
I thought that second bit was related to the first bit for a second
I do not consider myself gay because insofar as I do experience sexual attraction, which is incredibly rare for my ace ass, it is invariably towards a female
But then people are like “You don’t want to bang every woman you see that makes you GAY” and I’m like “well in that case”
Oh and also I don’t differentiate between trans or cis or fluid. If you’re a cute chick or chick presenting, you’re cute.
Not saying that men aren’t also hot, because there certainly are some, but it stirreth the loins not
Except for Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds stirreths the loinseth
Re: the bolded, where are ya running into that sort of stuff? I associate that kind of thinking so much with high school idiots that I am always curious where it's still hanging on in adult spaces, how that even happens
I spent years working in retail management, in the outdoor industry, in Utah. I made the mistake of telling someone I was ace once.
Fortunately in my new career (health care tech) no one cares
Didn't help you had to carry a baseball bat for the job.
Were people just constantly asking you where the doctor is?
Like it usually goes
“Hi, I’m here to see…”
[person notices that I am festooned with Cat 6 cables, carrying a laptop, muttering to myself in octets and, if they’re lucky, something about VLANs]
“Err, never mind.”
If that doesn’t work I just start either talking in binary or making a modem noise.
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Which is weird because dinosaurs are old as fuck. What have paleontologists been doing this entire time?
Queerplatonic?
I'm aroace. Sure, there are good looking folks, but they don't get my motor running.
My life at 41 is far more complicated than I suspected it would be
I can find something appealing in pretty much anybody; man, lady, neither, both, inscrutable, incandescent.
I'm just a casually horny omnisexual.
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Didn't help you had to carry a baseball bat for the job.
Were people just constantly asking you where the doctor is?
Then my cat woke me up because she was hungry, so we'll never know what else my subconscious was trying to lead me to.
It's a low bar to clear, but it's not on the floor.
i run up to him and he leans his head back and I yell SPIDER MAN KISS and i kiss him upside down
my cousin got away from her racist grandparents and hit up college and is listening to hozier and is a bisexual now. grandparents insist it was the insidious liberal agenda
I saw her last night and I was like "I am so proud of you and how you grew up." and gave her a big ol' hug
**but i keep telling the forums about it anyway, probably it's interesting to some of you
I thought that second bit was related to the first bit for a second
Like it usually goes
“Hi, I’m here to see…”
[person notices that I am festooned with Cat 6 cables, carrying a laptop, muttering to myself in octets and, if they’re lucky, something about VLANs]
“Err, never mind.”
If that doesn’t work I just start either talking in binary or making a modem noise.
I've long suspected that they're all just pretending for the sake of the continuation of humanity.
But then that doesn't explain gay men.
I must think more about it.
I know a girl who had the same thought. She is gay now. She was gay then too but it has continued on into the present. You are in good company.
we both refused to back down and a hunky water polo guy and I shared a quick, but powerful, kiss before it was declared a tie.
Aren’t you that dweeb who got banned from the YouTube thread for being a white supremacist?
https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/249250/youtube-three-shalt-be-the-number-thou-shalt-count/p24
He really get’s rolling around here and goes a couple pages before Geebs thread kicked him.