which monster would make the best significant other

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  • Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    Minotaur is a good answer, they're strong and big, would be great for helping around the house
    Getting a big enough bed would be difficult though

  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited July 15
    plus every minotaur is technically a cowboy

    🤠

    or cowgirl

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I was gonna say a gross one, but ultimately whatever you pick has to know about normal human things like grocery shopping and music. So The Thing, I bet.

  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited July 15
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    (It's me, I'm Lilith).

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    owlbears give the best hugs

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    I was gonna say a gross one, but ultimately whatever you pick has to know about normal human things like grocery shopping and music. So The Thing, I bet.

    It can be your partner and your child

    or a pet husky

    or your next door neighbor

    or that one cat

    or

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    MY EX!

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Oh no now I miss her.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I'm getting ready to DM a d&d campaign and the setting is mainly like, the sea, marshes, deep forests, and as part of that I have to look through monster lists to start figuring out encounters

    and lemme tell ya, there are some good choices there

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    edited July 16
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    Mothman would be a very sensitive lover.

    Do NOT burn any candles in the bedroom trying to be romantic. Trust me.

    EDIT: My choice would have to be Bride of Frankenstein. Elsa Lanchester was amazingly hot then.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    I'm getting ready to DM a d&d campaign and the setting is mainly like, the sea, marshes, deep forests, and as part of that I have to look through monster lists to start figuring out encounters

    and lemme tell ya, there are some good choices there

    it's so funny how many monsters in those settings are like "and then they drown you"

    like look you can't NOT ride that horse. it's such a cool horse. oh no it's running into the lake!!!

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    I'm getting ready to DM a d&d campaign and the setting is mainly like, the sea, marshes, deep forests, and as part of that I have to look through monster lists to start figuring out encounters

    and lemme tell ya, there are some good choices there

    it's so funny how many monsters in those settings are like "and then they drown you"

    like look you can't NOT ride that horse. it's such a cool horse. oh no it's running into the lake!!!

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    wow i haven't done a double post in years. i did it guys, i caught a forum and slash or internet hiccup

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    actually it turns out that's part of the curse, you now have to ride your double post into the lake

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Lucky!!

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    @Havelock2.0 It could also be me, which saves me a lot of needless hassle.

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    The default state is double posting, there's just a mechanism added later which usually drops the second

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I mean how is the answer not Dracula? He's rich, good looking (and if he's not he'll hypnotize you so you think he is so same diff), will probably make you a vampire also and lemme tell you there are some people I would like to eat or you get a night of (hypnotized) amazing ecstasy and then you die. Sure the vampire thing is ultimately a curse but any of these relationships would be cursed somehow.

  • H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    I mean how is the answer not Dracula? He's rich, good looking (and if he's not he'll hypnotize you so you think he is so same diff), will probably make you a vampire also and lemme tell you there are some people I would like to eat or you get a night of (hypnotized) amazing ecstasy and then you die. Sure the vampire thing is ultimately a curse but any of these relationships would be cursed somehow.

    Being a vampire would be fine if it wasn't for the no garlic part. At that point I'm just walking into the sun cause a life without garlic isn't a life at all.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited July 16
    Dracula is married to three other vampires, so I couldn’t be a party to cheating.

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  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    I'd go with vampire if there wasn't several works of fiction showing that vampires are the most dramatic fuckers of all time. Fine if you're into the drama, but probably exhausting.

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    H0b0man wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    I mean how is the answer not Dracula? He's rich, good looking (and if he's not he'll hypnotize you so you think he is so same diff), will probably make you a vampire also and lemme tell you there are some people I would like to eat or you get a night of (hypnotized) amazing ecstasy and then you die. Sure the vampire thing is ultimately a curse but any of these relationships would be cursed somehow.

    Being a vampire would be fine if it wasn't for the no garlic part. At that point I'm just walking into the sun cause a life without garlic isn't a life at all.

    My mom just got diagnosed with some throat issues, and she's not allowed garlic any more. Well, she had a good run, time for me to show her mercy.

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