I was gonna say a gross one, but ultimately whatever you pick has to know about normal human things like grocery shopping and music. So The Thing, I bet.
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Kane Red RobeMaster of MagicArcanusRegistered Userregular
I was gonna say a gross one, but ultimately whatever you pick has to know about normal human things like grocery shopping and music. So The Thing, I bet.
It can be your partner and your child
or a pet husky
or your next door neighbor
or that one cat
or
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
I'm getting ready to DM a d&d campaign and the setting is mainly like, the sea, marshes, deep forests, and as part of that I have to look through monster lists to start figuring out encounters
and lemme tell ya, there are some good choices there
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valhalla13013 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered Userregular
I'm getting ready to DM a d&d campaign and the setting is mainly like, the sea, marshes, deep forests, and as part of that I have to look through monster lists to start figuring out encounters
and lemme tell ya, there are some good choices there
it's so funny how many monsters in those settings are like "and then they drown you"
like look you can't NOT ride that horse. it's such a cool horse. oh no it's running into the lake!!!
I'm getting ready to DM a d&d campaign and the setting is mainly like, the sea, marshes, deep forests, and as part of that I have to look through monster lists to start figuring out encounters
and lemme tell ya, there are some good choices there
it's so funny how many monsters in those settings are like "and then they drown you"
like look you can't NOT ride that horse. it's such a cool horse. oh no it's running into the lake!!!
I mean how is the answer not Dracula? He's rich, good looking (and if he's not he'll hypnotize you so you think he is so same diff), will probably make you a vampire also and lemme tell you there are some people I would like to eat or you get a night of (hypnotized) amazing ecstasy and then you die. Sure the vampire thing is ultimately a curse but any of these relationships would be cursed somehow.
I mean how is the answer not Dracula? He's rich, good looking (and if he's not he'll hypnotize you so you think he is so same diff), will probably make you a vampire also and lemme tell you there are some people I would like to eat or you get a night of (hypnotized) amazing ecstasy and then you die. Sure the vampire thing is ultimately a curse but any of these relationships would be cursed somehow.
Being a vampire would be fine if it wasn't for the no garlic part. At that point I'm just walking into the sun cause a life without garlic isn't a life at all.
I'd go with vampire if there wasn't several works of fiction showing that vampires are the most dramatic fuckers of all time. Fine if you're into the drama, but probably exhausting.
I mean how is the answer not Dracula? He's rich, good looking (and if he's not he'll hypnotize you so you think he is so same diff), will probably make you a vampire also and lemme tell you there are some people I would like to eat or you get a night of (hypnotized) amazing ecstasy and then you die. Sure the vampire thing is ultimately a curse but any of these relationships would be cursed somehow.
Being a vampire would be fine if it wasn't for the no garlic part. At that point I'm just walking into the sun cause a life without garlic isn't a life at all.
My mom just got diagnosed with some throat issues, and she's not allowed garlic any more. Well, she had a good run, time for me to show her mercy.
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Getting a big enough bed would be difficult though
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or cowgirl
(It's me, I'm Lilith).
It can be your partner and your child
or a pet husky
or your next door neighbor
or that one cat
or
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh no now I miss her.
and lemme tell ya, there are some good choices there
Do NOT burn any candles in the bedroom trying to be romantic. Trust me.
EDIT: My choice would have to be Bride of Frankenstein. Elsa Lanchester was amazingly hot then.
it's so funny how many monsters in those settings are like "and then they drown you"
like look you can't NOT ride that horse. it's such a cool horse. oh no it's running into the lake!!!
it's so funny how many monsters in those settings are like "and then they drown you"
like look you can't NOT ride that horse. it's such a cool horse. oh no it's running into the lake!!!
Being a vampire would be fine if it wasn't for the no garlic part. At that point I'm just walking into the sun cause a life without garlic isn't a life at all.
My mom just got diagnosed with some throat issues, and she's not allowed garlic any more. Well, she had a good run, time for me to show her mercy.