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[Phalla] Haunted House - Game Over! Camper Victory!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    But guys

    It's the mystery van

    It's impenetrable.

    ...Right, Fred?

    LET US HOPE THAT YOU ARE NOT IMPENETRABLE, SQUEAK!

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ew, undead rats, so not fetch.

    Hakkekage on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    But he's got a boner!

    Munkus Beaver on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    But he's got a boner!

    A joke cheesy enough to earn a spot on the Doo Wall of Fame.

    Hakkekage on
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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    random.org assures me !that Zerinan is quite possibly a ghost and/or monster and/or champion waltzer. Sorry Richard!

    telcus on
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Does nobody research these matters? Sneaking off alone for "recreation" is practically guaranteed to end in a ichor stained mess.
    I apologize for my friend here, ladies and gentlemen. He doesn't have the...technical background to understand that this is a good thing.


    Egon, we've got something big going on here, so keep your head focused on the big picture, rather than the tiny one next to a huge editorial, ok?

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OK, I am totally down with !killing Zerinan for defacing the body of my butler.

    Seriously, not cool at all man. Hands off the manservants.

    Hakkekage on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Yeah, that was kind of odd, wasn't it?

    !vote Zerinan

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT REALLY ODD AT ALL FOR RICHARD, OR ZERINAN AS YOU CALL HIM. IT'S RATHER IN CHARACTER IN FACT. I KNOW BECAUSE I'M A BIG FAN OF HIS WORK.

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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Why would that be odd? It's fun. Don't interupt me while I'm lighting small furry creatures on fire. And who is this 'Zerinan' you keep talking about? I understand you are trying to refer to me, but that is not one of my titles. You can call me anything from the speech I made a bit ago.

    (You guys just hate role playing don't you?! God damn it! Well, because I was trying to have fun and role play, I'm going to die now, but I'm going to vote for precisionk to try and tie things up, I think.)

    Zerinan on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yeah, but you're a skeletal rat who talks in all capital letters. What the hell do you know, Squeakers?

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yea, are you supposed to be Death or Death of Rats? Cause the latter mostly makes do with SQUEAK.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Yeah, but you're a skeletal rat who talks in all capital letters. What the hell do you know, Squeakers?
    WHAT DO I KNOW?

    WHAT NEED HAVE I FOR EYES TAHT HAVE SEEN SUCH THINGS, NOR HANDS TO TOUCH, NOR TOUNGUE TO GIVE VOICE TO THAT BRIEF UNCERTAIN TERROR OF THE DARK. A CURSE UPON HAND AND HEART, I SAY, FOR NEITHER SERVES MAN WELL BUT SERVES HIM ILL. I SEE ALL MEN'S HEARTS AND HEAR THE BEATING OF THEIR LIVES KNOCK-BY-KNOCK. HOW THEY GRASP UPON THE SHATTERED RUIN OF EXISTENCS, SO DESPEARTE ARE THEY TO PROLONGY THEIR DAILY TORMENT. COUNTING DROSS AS IF IT WERE GOLD UNTIL THEIR TALLY IS DONE.

    I AM HERE WALKING GENTLY AMONGST YOU. I WATCH QUIETLY THE HOUR COME ROUND AND SILENT I SUMMON YOU. YOU LOOK UPON ME AND RECONGISE ME THEN FOR ALL MEN KNOW ME THAT LIVE EVER IN MY SERVICE. YOUR GRIP SLACKS AND YOUR WEAPON FALLS FROM LIFELESS FINGERS AND DROPS TO THE GROUND. YOU CRY OUT SOUNDLESSLY AND TRY TO SPEAK BUT CANNOT, FOR NOW YOU KNOW THE TIME FOR WORDS IS PASSED. NOW YOU CAN BUT FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS THAT WAITS FOR YOU AS IT ALWAYS HAS...

    THAT IS WHAT I KNOW, SQUEAK.


    (yeah, i know death of rats doesn't talk at all. But that would be like, super, duper boring. But i really like his look, so decided to run with it and adlib stuff along the way. I thought someone would be likely to pick the standard grim reaper type character anyway)

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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Shh.

    GrimmyTOA on
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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yes, umm, well, anyone wanna swap seats?

    telcus on
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    winterwitchwinterwitch Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So I take it we all want to go through the main hall then?

    winterwitch on
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    frandelgearslipfrandelgearslip 457670Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well it looks like there is still nobody good to vote for, so I am going to !vote visiblehowl for still holding a grudge

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    Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hello everyone. My name is Anaximander and I have a habit.

    This is a habit of day one reveals. Really, I just reveal something stupid about me at some point. So here's my stupid reveal for this phalla.

    I am the guardian.
    I am guarding myself. I would like for the seer to seer me and tell me what he sees.

    Also, I was just watching Brother Where Art Thou? That's a good movie you guys.

    Also, !main hall!

    Anthrax! Please. on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Zerinan wrote: »
    Why would that be odd? It's fun. Don't interupt me while I'm lighting small furry creatures on fire. And who is this 'Zerinan' you keep talking about? I understand you are trying to refer to me, but that is not one of my titles. You can call me anything from the speech I made a bit ago.

    (You guys just hate role playing don't you?! God damn it! Well, because I was trying to have fun and role play, I'm going to die now, but I'm going to vote for precisionk to try and tie things up, I think.)

    I didn't realize you were role playing the dude from the comic strip.

    Munkus Beaver on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Zerinan wrote: »
    Why would that be odd? It's fun. Don't interupt me while I'm lighting small furry creatures on fire. And who is this 'Zerinan' you keep talking about? I understand you are trying to refer to me, but that is not one of my titles. You can call me anything from the speech I made a bit ago.

    (You guys just hate role playing don't you?! God damn it! Well, because I was trying to have fun and role play, I'm going to die now, but I'm going to vote for precisionk to try and tie things up, I think.)

    I didn't realize you were role playing the dude from the comic strip.

    That comic strip is about the only thing WoW related I can tolerate anymore.

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    life3life3 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm going to !vote precisionk, not because I think he's a necessarily good choice, but because I think the runners-up are worse choices.


    That Zerinan bandwagon built itself up suspiciously quick, don't ya think?

    Also, when voting for where to go tonight, consider this. Whether we head to the Bathrooms or the Main Hall, our next move will most likely be the Dining Room. No one wants to be running into the Bog and no one wants to be running into the Dungeon Entrance, AKA the Infirmary.

    So when you vote for our move tonight, vote for where you want to be tomorrow and not for some long-term path which may or may not be followed.

    life3 on
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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So...anax outed himself. That's....ummm....interesting to say the least.

    telcus on
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    Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    So...anax outed himself. That's....ummm....interesting to say the least.

    yes yes well good guys need a network.

    Anthrax! Please. on
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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Zerinan wrote: »
    Why would that be odd? It's fun. Don't interupt me while I'm lighting small furry creatures on fire. And who is this 'Zerinan' you keep talking about? I understand you are trying to refer to me, but that is not one of my titles. You can call me anything from the speech I made a bit ago.

    (You guys just hate role playing don't you?! God damn it! Well, because I was trying to have fun and role play, I'm going to die now, but I'm going to vote for precisionk to try and tie things up, I think.)

    I didn't realize you were role playing the dude from the comic strip.

    That comic strip is about the only thing WoW related I can tolerate anymore.

    (That comic strip is really awesome. I figured I should try some role playing one of these Phallas, and because this one has ghost and haunted stuff, this would be my only shot to role play Richard. I'm just sticking to the Richard frame of mind, have fun killing things weaker than you, or causing pain to people. But all in a good spirit :P)

    Zerinan on
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    frandelgearslipfrandelgearslip 457670Registered User regular
    edited June 2007

    I am the guardian.
    I am guarding myself. I would like for the seer to seer me and tell me what he sees.

    I hope you know what the hell your doing, because I doubt the narrators would have something as unbalanced as a self-guarding guardian with no weakness.

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    So...anax outed himself. That's....ummm....interesting to say the least.

    yes yes well good guys need a network.

    There was already a family network but whatever, you go girl!

    telcus on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yea, well I suggest the seer follow through with the seering before contacting. I could have sworn Sab (and I'm fairly certain FWD) are not keen on self-guarding guardians.

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    TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I typically enjoy to !vote for Infidel. :lol:

    Tabasco on
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    Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007

    I am the guardian.
    I am guarding myself. I would like for the seer to seer me and tell me what he sees.

    I hope you know what the hell your doing, because I doubt the narrators would have something as unbalanced as a self-guarding guardian with no weakness.

    Good point I suppose but the last two phallas I've participated in have had that function, so it didn't seem strange to me.
    Yea, well I suggest the seer follow through with the seering before contacting. I could have sworn Sab (and I'm fairly certain FWD) are not keen on self-guarding guardians.

    please do.

    Messaging me before the seering is like putting a Winchester to your head with one of the chambers loaded, spinning and shooting.

    Anthrax! Please. on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Rat-thingy, you are going on my list of things to stay away from me, or I swear my Daddy will put a restraining order on you, he's a lawyer, you know!

    (Yes, I know you are all playing in character. So am I. And it's the first day, guys! Let loose! Swing that ass/pelvic bone/rotting buttcheeks.)

    I actually don't mind this first day reveal too much either, though. I mean as far as good guys go, Anaximander is going to die first somewhere along the road, but I'd liken such a reveal to Ardor's in the Phalliad.

    EDIT: nevermind, I forgot that guardians may or may not be able to guard themselves. If they can't then, stupid stupid Anaximander blargh blargh abloo

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    As there's only 1 guardian, this should be quite interesting because if Anax really is the guardian, he cannot protect the seer or the vigilante without putting himself in danger.

    I'm not quite sure that a public network mouthpiece was worth the fact that the seer has very little protection from day 0.

    telcus on
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    Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    As there's only 1 guardian, this should be quite interesting because if Anax really is the guardian, he cannot protect the seer or the vigilante without putting himself in danger.

    I'm not quite sure that a public network mouthpiece was worth the fact that the seer has very little protection from day 0.

    Regardless it does give us access to a public mouthpiece.

    I mean, hopefully that's good for something.

    Anthrax! Please. on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Rat-thingy, you are going on my list of things to stay away from me, or I swear my Daddy will put a restraining order on you, he's a lawyer, you know!

    (Yes, I know you are all playing in character. So am I. And it's the first day, guys! Let loose! Swing that ass/pelvic bone/rotting buttcheeks.)

    I actually don't mind this first day reveal too much either, though. I mean as far as good guys go, Anaximander is going to die first somewhere along the road, but I'd liken such a reveal to Ardor's in the Phalliad.

    EDIT: nevermind, I forgot that guardians may or may not be able to guard themselves. If they can't then, stupid stupid Anaximander blargh blargh abloo


    Well the big issue is that in every way that mattered the Phalliad was an open rules game so people could be aware of the consequences of trusting Ardor.

    Also Ardor asked to be killed. If anybody would like to step forward and say "Kill me" I think we might oblige.

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    Kin33Kin33 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tabasco wrote: »
    I typically enjoy to !vote for Infidel. :lol:

    Beautiful. :lol:

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    frandelgearslipfrandelgearslip 457670Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    As there's only 1 guardian, this should be quite interesting because if Anax really is the guardian, he cannot protect the seer or the vigilante without putting himself in danger.

    I'm not quite sure that a public network mouthpiece was worth the fact that the seer has very little protection from day 0.

    In my opinion an unkillable insta-network head/mouthpiece from day 1 onwards is worth more than a seer.

    frandelgearslip on
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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    (Well, yes, it is the first day Hakkekage, but if we 'Let Loose' and I die, I won't be too happy.)

    Hey, death rat, I've got an idea to mess with Daphne. Do you have any little furry creature souls on you?

    Zerinan on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Zerinan wrote: »
    (Well, yes, it is the first day Hakkekage, but if we 'Let Loose' and I die, I won't be too happy.)

    Hey, death rat, I've got an idea to mess with Daphne. Do you have any little furry creature souls on you?

    No

    No you WON'T

    Aiieeeeee

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    Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Messaging me before the seering is like putting a Winchester to your head with one of the chambers loaded, spinning and shooting.

    Ha ha oh shit I just realized that Winchester doesn't make pistols, does it?

    Just Winchester ammunition and rifles. Oh well. Russian roullette anyway.

    Anthrax! Please. on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Colt is the make you are looking for

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !take Gim's vote virginity.

    I !vote we go to the Main Hall.

    Ruh-roh Raggy, dogs don't know how to send PMs.

    James on
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