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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Delzhand wrote: »
    Alright, time to connect these Smart Turrets to the network. Let's see. Multifactor auth, simple password auth, or block sliding puzzle auth? Better to have everything use the same system or it's gonna be hell to maintain, and the door locks are all on block sliding already...

    Security system can be a Tower of Hanoi problem, that seems like a safe bet

    Now hear me out...

    Colored. Keys.

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Look this may sound crazy, but what if we came up with a series of special crests, each with a specific combination of shape, color, and a unique animal emblem. Then each door will be custom made to only open with its specific unique crest.

    Will it be incredibly inconvenient and confusing? Definitely

    But will it be super secure compared to just using keys? Not really

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    We got a job lot of old Simon puzzles from an estate sale - we'd be crazy not to use them as locks

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    Alright, time to connect these Smart Turrets to the network. Let's see. Multifactor auth, simple password auth, or block sliding puzzle auth? Better to have everything use the same system or it's gonna be hell to maintain, and the door locks are all on block sliding already...

    Security system can be a Tower of Hanoi problem, that seems like a safe bet

    Now hear me out...

    Colored. Keys.

    No no no. Numbered keycards. And we have machines around the facility where you can upgrade their security levels.

    XBL: Stealth Crane PSN: ajpet12 3DS: 1160-9999-5810 NNID: StealthCrane Pokemon Scarlet Name: Carmen
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2
    You’re all wrong

    Key cards that react to temperature.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    Alright, time to connect these Smart Turrets to the network. Let's see. Multifactor auth, simple password auth, or block sliding puzzle auth? Better to have everything use the same system or it's gonna be hell to maintain, and the door locks are all on block sliding already...

    Security system can be a Tower of Hanoi problem, that seems like a safe bet

    Now hear me out...

    Colored. Keys.

    No no no. Numbered keycards. And we have machines around the facility where you can upgrade their security levels.

    Just set the security code to 45100, that'll be easy enough to remember

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    8008135

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    itt turns out we're all actually Minions

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    bonenana

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited August 2
    Things were getting weird in my last job so I took the plunge and had an interview today. I got the job! Now I’m just a guy that stands idly in the first town some kid on a quest lives in. Can’t imagine anything bad happening here.

    Endless_Serpents on
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Things were getting weird in my last job so I took the plunge and had an interview today. I got the job! Now I’m just a guy that stands idly in the first town some kid on a quest lives in. Can’t imagine anything bad happening here.

    Oh neat, our festival is just finishing up here today, and it sounds like the Elven Ranger’s adopted kid just won all the events. Should be all the excitement we have today.

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Me and the guys back home after a long day of patrolling up and down the same few corridors:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xlZki2-r5o&ab_channel=PhantomThiefIrwin2

    vEaRQgH.png
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Enough hanging about in here, lads, we're on the clock

    If you have to chatter, management have given you all Dictaphones to record your thoughts and leave around just off the main corridors

    If we don't use up all the tapes this quarter, we won't get our full allocation come October, so get musing

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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