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The crwth Tapestry for Stalin Enthusiasts

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I have disdain enough for two

    Plus The Edge calling himself that means that you can make gags about Bono falling off the stage because he was standing too close to The Edge, etc., and that's always a good time

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I think the problems of the world could be solved by including more forced U2 albums on electronic devices.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    There are a lot of sublimely stupid bits in U Talking U2 2 Me, but calling The Edge "Thedge" has somehow been the one to stick with me the longest, to worm perniciously into my worldview, to the point where seeing it/hearing it spelled correctly now seems perverse.

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  • SixshotStrikerSixshotStriker Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Ilpala wrote: »
    A strange game. The only winning move is not to post.

    You lost.








    Waitaminuteohgoddamnit.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I'm glad it's super hot and sunny today, really helps stimulate my blood flow.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 10
    There are a lot of sublimely stupid bits in U Talking U2 2 Me, but calling The Edge "Thedge" has somehow been the one to stick with me the longest, to worm perniciously into my worldview, to the point where seeing it/hearing it spelled correctly now seems perverse.

    Yeah, same. The other name stuff is there in my memory, but Thedge is just the way that I think about him now, it's not like an optional thing I can reference.

    The other bit that sticks with my constantly is "what's your fuckstyle/deductible bro" but that is used with more intent than the Thedge thing.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Paul Rudd's character in Role Models is a big nothing and it takes a lot of work by CMP's character to sell any kind of character arc going on there

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 10
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I'm not sure I've ever seen a movie with this man in it

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    that can’t be true

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Yeah nope just looked up the guys list of films he's been in and not a one of them

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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Kyougu wrote: »
    I liked him in Role Models.

    Colin Farrell isn't in Role Models.

    There's a lot of confusion in this thread.

    Everyone should watch him in the Fright Night remake, though. It's pretty cool.

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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    This is a picture of Colin Farrell, just to head off any further confusion, and get us back on track:

    jyjjp9bjxcwp.jpg

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    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Watch How to Train Your Dragon

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Ringo wrote: »
    Watch How to Train Your Dragon

    Make me

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    The bit that got me really good in you springing Springsteen on my bean is when Scott realized Adam really hated his car songs so he changed the opening and break song to the worst one

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  • minor incidentminor incident publicly subsidized! privately profitable!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited April 10
    Only dainty poops

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    Hell, New Jersey, it said on the letter. Delivered without comment. So be it!
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 10
    How to Train Your Dragon is a perfectly decent movie that has a specific weird place in my memory because years before I saw it I knew some people in college who were convinced it was going to be a huge success and filled their dorm with HtTYD merch speculate on it.

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  • minor incidentminor incident publicly subsidized! privately profitable!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited April 10
    I mean, I’m not one for hard rules on the matter, but just as an issue of practicality I think every house with more than one bathroom absolutely has one designated for Serious Poops.

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    Hell, New Jersey, it said on the letter. Delivered without comment. So be it!
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Grislo wrote: »
    This is a picture of Colin Farrell, just to head off any further confusion, and get us back on track:

    jyjjp9bjxcwp.jpg

    get the FUCK out of my thread with this shit

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  • minor incidentminor incident publicly subsidized! privately profitable!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited April 10
    Straightzi wrote: »
    How to Train Your Dragon is a perfectly decent movie that has a specific weird place in my memory because years before I saw it I knew some people in college who were convinced it was going to be a huge success and filled their dorm with HtTYD merch speculate on it.

    Sounds like the weirdest, most low stakes ass Wallstreetbets kind of deal.

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    Hell, New Jersey, it said on the letter. Delivered without comment. So be it!
  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Gustav wrote: »
    very hard to get pictures of draculas

    See the novice’s mistake is using film to try and shoot their Draculas shots.

    You see, the reason old mirrors wouldn’t reflect vampires wasn’t because “oh vampires don’t got reflections”

    Nah, it was because those mirrors used silver as the medium to reflect light. And Silver, a notoriously holy element, is antithetical to vampires. Thus why you also wanna use it for forging anti vampire weapons.

    And most films, even today to my knowledge, use silver-halide crystals in order to react to light and generate an impression (the photographic image) from it.

    So your film cameras? Useless for documenting draculas (though I guess valuable for long distance dracula ascertainment; if they show up, they ain’t a Dracula; if you got nothing, you got a Dracula).

    But if you need to record a Dracula? Digital is your go to. Those sensors are made out of silicon, not silver, and thus their infernal image isn’t counteracted by the holy might; It might not be Ag but it is Agnostic.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I mean, I’m not one for hard rules on the matter, but just as an issue of practicality I think every house with more than one bathroom absolutely has one designated for Serious Poops.

    I'll poop in whichever bathroom I want

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  • minor incidentminor incident publicly subsidized! privately profitable!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited April 10
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I mean, I’m not one for hard rules on the matter, but just as an issue of practicality I think every house with more than one bathroom absolutely has one designated for Serious Poops.

    I'll poop in whichever bathroom I want

    No, I understand. And that is your right, which I would never impede. I’m just saying there’s always one bathroom that has the stronger flushing toilet, a larger back stock of toilet paper, and a better plunger. It just works out naturally.

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    Hell, New Jersey, it said on the letter. Delivered without comment. So be it!
  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I mean, I’m not one for hard rules on the matter, but just as an issue of practicality I think every house with more than one bathroom absolutely has one designated for Serious Poops.

    I'll poop in whichever bathroom I want

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    colin ferrell as an evil step-dad in a slutty tank top style dracula was good

    Sorry what the fuck movie is this? Because I think I might need to see it immediately.

    Fight Knight

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMRH0RIEjnc

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 10
    (silver as a vampire weakness is mostly a later addition and is absolutely not connected to the mirror thing)

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  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    crwth wrote: »
    I regret to inform you that as of today, you will be laid off from your position as poster. SE++ needed to downsize its posters due business performance.

    Your last paycheck with SE++ will be deposited to your bank account via deposit date or mailed to you if you do not have direct deposit. Any paid time off you haven’t used will be added to your paycheck’s total. Your other benefits with SE++ will be available until June 1, 2024.

    Best,
    crwth

    So that's it after seventeen years, "So long, good luck"?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Is someone going to clean up the ChatGPT shit post thread on the way out or will it sit forever over our empty threads??

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    I regret to inform you that as of today, you will be laid off from your position as poster. SE++ needed to downsize its posters due business performance.

    Your last paycheck with SE++ will be deposited to your bank account via deposit date or mailed to you if you do not have direct deposit. Any paid time off you haven’t used will be added to your paycheck’s total. Your other benefits with SE++ will be available until June 1, 2024.

    Best,
    crwth

    So that's it after seventeen years, "So long, good luck"?

    i dont recall saying good luck!!!

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    post some good strats for stealing valor

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