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The crwth Tapestry for Stalin Enthusiasts

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    You can just take it. They don't even try to stop you.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    ::tries to come up with a Poitiers joke that people will get that isn’t too obvious::

    ::fails miserably::

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Remember that time I had to post an entire webcomics thread by myself

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Ruthless sociopathy

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    It always bothers me when noted retired NFL tight end Rob Gronkowski appears in USAA commercials saying he would love to get USAA insurance benefits, despite the fact he doesn't qualify.

    Stop trying to steal other people's (insurance) valor, Gronk! You're better than this!!!

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Once you've stolen your valor, how do y'all like it prepared. I'm partial to pan searing with butter, garlic, and thyme. Deglaze with wine, shallots, and more butter for a nice pan sauce.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    When I was a kid my folks totally had a big fancy table that did that AND we actually used it around the holidays

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    More garlic

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    deep fried and covered in powdered sugar

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Once you've stolen your valor, how do y'all like it prepared. I'm partial to pan searing with butter, garlic, and thyme. Deglaze with wine, shallots, and more butter for a nice pan sauce.

    In my butt

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I am Lt. Juggernut and I am a the Marines.

    I need $4.7 Billions Dollar to fund the Navy Seal and stop terrorism.

    Behold! My military talk for elite amry. Delta romeo azimuth Mike-Mike hoohah.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Would receiving the payment be easier if I also gave my ssn

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Which valar we stealing?

    Manwë, Varda, Ulmo, Yavanna, Aulë, Mandos, Nienna, or Oromë?


    Maybe the evil melkor who was also called morgoth?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 10
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Once I heard some guys set up a program that took fractions of a valor in thousands of small transactions and deposited it into an account

    Think they made a movie about it

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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I can steal as much valour as I like. Why? Because I’m the president of these great United States of America!

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Although when I was a G&T Mod we were all allowed to pick 2 free shirts from the PA Store

    Guess who never claimed them on his taxes?

    This guy!
    Yes

    fuckin'

    finally.

    I've been embedded in this forum since 2007 because we at the IRS knew - we knew - that eventually you, specifically, would slip up. And here, finally, we are.

    By the power invested in me by IRS, I hereby tax arrest you. You will tax go to tax jail for tax ever.

    Unless you want to bribe me, that's also fine.

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  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Delduwath wrote: »
    Although when I was a G&T Mod we were all allowed to pick 2 free shirts from the PA Store

    Guess who never claimed them on his taxes?

    This guy!
    Yes

    fuckin'

    finally.

    I've been embedded in this forum since 2007 because we at the IRS knew - we knew - that eventually you, specifically, would slip up. And here, finally, we are.

    By the power invested in me by IRS, I hereby tax arrest you. You will tax go to tax jail for tax ever.

    Unless you want to bribe me, that's also fine.

    You forgot to ask him for the mandatory Target gift cards.

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    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Not enough u's in this thread for me to contemplate

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    ‘French’ police officer in stage play ‘Allo ‘Allo: Ualor, how are yew?

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    For real though, the first step is to go to Italy.

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    rhylith wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Not enough u's in this thread for me to contemplate

    Stoulen valour

    poust soume gououd strats for stealing valour

    Oh well in that case, cruise Marketplace because I just saw someone selling formal military wear on there like a day ago

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  • EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I mean, I’m not one for hard rules on the matter, but just as an issue of practicality I think every house with more than one bathroom absolutely has one designated for Serious Poops.

    I'll poop in whichever bathroom I want

    No, I understand. And that is your right, which I would never impede. I’m just saying there’s always one bathroom that has the stronger flushing toilet, a larger back stock of toilet paper, and a better plunger. It just works out naturally.

    Nah. We need to talk ventilation. Tp, plunger can be moved. Toilet can be upgraded. Can't do shit about ventilation though. Not unless you want to spend a bunch of money.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Gonna go to GameStop and shoplift a $5 copy of Valorant

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Man they don't even try to stop you I think you get a gift card if you take their copies of Valorant.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    If they got rid of the valor it would just be ant game. I’d play an ant game.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    If they got rid of the valor it would just be ant game. I’d play an ant game.

    I wouldn't, I hate buggy releases

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Ruthless sociopathy

    Yes?

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Someone tried to steal my idea for solving a problem at work, yesterday. When they failed to do it properly, they got mad and blamed me for their failure when our supervisor asked what went wrong. I had been reassigned to a different project by the time they'd begun to (incorrectly) implement it, so my super saw straight through that and chastised them in front of everyone. I still didn't get credit for my idea, but at least I didn't fuck it up and try to pin it on someone else!

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Remember when that pitcher threw a baseball directly at a bird

    That bird was me

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Poor Ruth always being left out of the sociopathy

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Become a professional wrestler and just say you served in the military. Make that your identity.

    Then it’s not stolen valor, it’s kayfabe, maggots!

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I was in the military and the Queen gave me a medal for making a good cup of tea, which is the only medal awarded to British servicemen, then she slithered through a vent after shedding her skin, which is traditional.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Yeah that’s true but sadly when I jumped on my kitchen sink and backflipped off, breaking all the toes on my right foot and shattering the light fitting, the clog wasn’t fixed, so in my opinion Mario leaves a lot to be desired.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    @Havelock2.0
    If Tom Hanks is your army boss are you more or less likely to die?

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