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The crwth Tapestry for Stalin Enthusiasts

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Oof, ok can I get an answer for yes and no?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    That’s great.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    rhylith wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Remember when that pitcher threw a baseball directly at a bird

    That bird was me

    Blasted by the big unit

    A Chuck Tingle novel

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I don’t know that doesn’t seem right.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Delduwath wrote: »
    Although when I was a G&T Mod we were all allowed to pick 2 free shirts from the PA Store

    Guess who never claimed them on his taxes?

    This guy!
    Yes

    fuckin'

    finally.

    I've been embedded in this forum since 2007 because we at the IRS knew - we knew - that eventually you, specifically, would slip up. And here, finally, we are.

    By the power invested in me by IRS, I hereby tax arrest you. You will tax go to tax jail for tax ever.

    Unless you want to bribe me, that's also fine.

    Did you truly think you could act with impunity like this, demanding bribes and exploiting your status?

    You must have known we had eyes on you, waiting, since day one.

    Or did you think you were the only player in the game on the field?

    Wheels within wheels within wheels, agent. You think you are the eye at the heart of the panopticon, but the truth is, you are in a cell, same as the prisoners.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    We’ve got several options available but our most popular ones are the “Turned Into Hamburger By A Flak Cannon”, “Whoops I Cooked My MK2 Too Long”, “Drowning At Omaha”, and “Upham”

    What's upham

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    We’ve got several options available but our most popular ones are the “Turned Into Hamburger By A Flak Cannon”, “Whoops I Cooked My MK2 Too Long”, “Drowning At Omaha”, and “Upham”

    What's upham

    My dad cursed my son and all his descendants.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    We should actually have more AMA threads. I vote @BahamutZERO because you’re a little dragon gif, that’s a pretty cool thing to be.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    sure

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I don’t know that doesn’t seem right.

    Seems right for the stolen valor thread imo

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Who is the general then?

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    I’m the general. Let’s stop making nuclear weapons ok? Ok.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Woah hang on what did the nukes do?

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    It’s funny you say that because I’m actually a middle aged man posing as an even older man due to the horrors of existence.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    @Juggernut
    I’m going to reallocate the budget towards sick ass glaives and halberds and guzzards or whatever that other big spear is called. Going all in on polearms 2024.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Alright well I'm in but only because that stuff is absolutely cool as shit.

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Oh yeah, I mean that's for sure, but given how the IRS is routinely under-funded, my department has approved alternate revenue sources.

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Anyway, just let me know how much you need to make all of this go away; I'll just charge Raijin twice that and everyone walks away happy.

    I mean other than Raijin I guess, I don't know.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    valor lies in thr liver... cooks up nicely with onions.... hehehe... hehahaha....

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 10
    ProTip: go to WWII reunions. Everyone there is like 90+, so you can just take their medals and shit and they can't do a thing about it.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    As a veteran, I agree

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  • DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Zavian wrote: »
    'This may surprise and shock you, but I'm not actually a 16 year old female high school student NATO military general.

    I'm really a 16,000 year old dragon.'

    this is the starting text of my latest adult anime visual novel that will be coming soon to Steam, "Stolen Valor, A Tale of Lust and Dragons"

    Wishlisting this right now.
    I will never actually buy it.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Delduwath wrote: »
    Anyway, just let me know how much you need to make all of this go away; I'll just charge Raijin twice that and everyone walks away happy.

    I mean other than Raijin I guess, I don't know.

    I checked with my guys at the panopticon, that works for us, just double your original bribe and we'll split it

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Sterica wrote: »
    ProTip: go to WWII reunions. Everyone there is like 90+, so you can just take their medals and shit and they can't do a thing about it.

    My grandpa turned 90 last week but he only served at a base in Germany after the war so I don't think he has any good loot to pass down.

    Also 90 years ago was 1934 so those kids would only be 12 when the war ended. The youngest WWII vets should be nearly 100 by now (except the famous Tween Squadron, the Fightin' Pre-Teens, and various child superhero sidekicks)

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    -Tal wrote: »
    valor lies in thr liver... cooks up nicely with onions.... hehehe... hehahaha....

    so can I trade you 100 souls for a broken sword or not

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