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The crwth Tapestry for Stalin Enthusiasts

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Straightzi wrote: »
    One time I lit my face on fire to impress a girl

    Did it work?

    Quetzi on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 10
    Cello wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    One time I lit my face on fire to impress a girl

    Did it work?

    We dated for six months, yeah

    Quetzi on
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Finally, someone else who read The Pick-Up Arsonist

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    that was a very good joke.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    did you hear that?

  • The Lovely KringleThe Lovely Kringle Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    dogg it was buckwild

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Must have been the wind

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  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    When was the last time the wind said “hostiles” to you?

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Saw an intruder kill a dozen of my coworkers, but that was a whole 30 seconds ago

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Try using the noise to echolocate the source of it

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Peewi wrote: »
    Must have been the wind

    Sorry

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  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    It was my cat throwing up again

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 10
    Ghost in the roof

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    I farted, but that wasn't the noise

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Sounds like an alarm, but intermittent, like somebody testing their fire alarm over and over

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    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    One time I lit my face on fire to impress a girl

    Did it work?

    We dated for six months, yeah

    I feel like there's something you could've done to rekindle the relationship

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  • ThroThro pgroome@penny-arcade.com Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Tinnitus?

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Saw an intruder kill a dozen of my coworkers, but that was a whole 30 seconds ago

    A guy shot the hell out of me and I only have one hit point left but I couldn't find him after so I went back to my post. Having a ciggie

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    If you listen hard enough you can hear the echo of the universe’s creation.

    Yeah, that’s tinnitus.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    The vengabus

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Was it the sound of you going to the store finally

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Must be imagining things.

    But like I was saying - So many people keep forgetting the laboratory passcode, I just hung it up on the bulletin board in the barracks.

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Mom you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys!

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Whose footprints are these?!

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Alarm's still going, only it's less intermittent now

    So much for a decent night's sleep

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    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Hey, what's that sound?
    Everybody look, what's going down?

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Peewi wrote: »
    Must have been the wind

    it's pronounced "wind"

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    there it is again

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  • KayuraKayura Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Must be imagining things.

    But like I was saying - So many people keep forgetting the laboratory passcode, I just hung it up on the bulletin board in the barracks.

    We still need keycards for the other sectors, though, right?

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    Gridman! Baby DAN DAN! Baby DAN DAN!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 10
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    crwth wrote: »
    there it is again

    I don't hear a thing. Aside, of course, from the hissing of our gas lamps, burning as brightly as ever.

    Quetzi on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 10
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 10
    oof, too soon

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Saw an intruder kill a dozen of my coworkers, but that was a whole 30 seconds ago

    After working as a security guard for 18 years, I can tell you I now feel real bad crawling through a videogame and murdering guards just standing around bored

    It doesn't stop me, mind you, I just feel bad about it afterwards now lol

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    On an unrelated note, I'm pooping at work and heard a noise too. Lemme go investiga

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  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Oh that was just the transformer across the street exploding

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    It's da bat!!

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Opty wrote: »
    Oh that was just the transformer across the street exploding

    Shouldn't you be more concerned about that mr optimus prime or does it happen a lot

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    "Relax Stacy. The Hook-Arm Maniac isn't real. Now, let's let our guard down and make out!"

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