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And what I mean by that I really love sex very much is that I need your social security number and banking information.
I got this one, too
They said they recorded me through my webcam - problem is I don't have a webcam
Bruised an eye socket playing catcher and caught a bat to the face
Broke a collarbone rolling down a hill
Stabbed in the hand with a pencil
As an adult:
Hurt my back waiting in line for a cruise, couldn't walk for most of the cruise
Hurt my foot by sitting too long on an airplane, had to be pushed in a wheelchair through disneyworld
Sunburned my entire back kayaking, became lobster-man
Ha ha, I mean, yeah, me neither, I was just saying, ha ha, yeah that's crazy
Not quite the same, but there was a mode in MGS 4 multiplayer that was team v team, with someone as snake. The teams did normal shooty stuff while snake snuck around the level knocking people out to steal their dog tags. Was surprisingly fun.
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no!!!
Yeah, and besides, I only masturbate in front of my mirror, not my webcam
wait a second, what's behind this mirror...?
I only jerk off behind large paintings that have had the eyes cut out
The Burgle Bros board games essentially simulate this sort of movement for their guards, although the guards aren't player controlled, just a machine you play against as the players. But they follow predetermined routes until someone makes a commotion or an alarm goes off or whatever, and then they run to the sound, and then quietly resume their patrol route afterwards, even if the sound was like, someone setting off an explosive and rappelling through a hole in the floor or whatever.
And once things get sufficiently bad (i.e. once the players start succeeding) they start moving faster or may start directly targeting players instead of following an avoidable route.
You weren't supposed to share it on the forums.
Sorry, but you are now out with me. Out with me forever.
Now, if we were talking about jelqing. . .
http://www.audioentropy.com/
it's a DEI trap
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
My mum got one of those emails and she asked me about it and I told her, mum, just stop watching all that porn. Easy fix
(she doesnt even own a computer and basically only has an email because me and my sisters do)
hmm
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crwth DON'T DO IT they'll turn you WOKE
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Somewhere out there is a social media manager for a bbq sauce brand that was initially super happy their name was getting more traction, and then after 20 minutes and the realization sinking in, has been despondent ever since.
Realpost, when I was five my parents took us down to San Diego (me and my sister). They took their bikes, and had these neat little baby seats to attach to the back of the bikes… except they only had one (o forget why) for my younger sister in this trip. So my parents were like “we’re not going far, just put your feet on the bolts and sit still, you’ll be fine” and I was like “this seems dumb as shit and I don’t want to do this” and my dad’s all “oh, we’re doin’ this”.
We rode about five minutes before my pops hit a bump and my leg went between the spokes and I ended up with a hairline fracture.
It’s the primary memory that comes to mind when I wonder if maybe my parents do actually know what they’re talking about.