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The crwth Tapestry for Stalin Enthusiasts

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Kadith wrote: »
    fuck, marry, kill:

    flubber, floam, gak

    wow can't believe you'd support microplastics like that

    This is actually a good point and I’m briefly reconsidering my previous desire to flubck

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    My reconsideration is reconsidered, im already chock full of microplastics and already have all the kids I can handle so I’m good

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    fuck, marry, kill:

    flubber, floam, gak

    Fuck flubber

    Marry Floam

    Kill Gak

    I feel like flubber would be wild in bed but it's untamed nature would get old fast. Floam is maybe not as exciting but it's got more stability and is probably less likely to ricochet through your sternum.

    Gak can fuck off and die. Super glue and borax ass snot ass fart sound ass makin gloop piece of shit.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Flubber's whole thing is that it increases in velocity any time it strikes (or, presumably, is struck by) a hard surface.

    I think if it's fuckable, Flubber is probably only fuckable once.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    That's all I need, baby 😎

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    The last time I took a traffic safety course, 2011 in Arizona, there was zero information about two lane roundabouts, and Americans aren't taught to ever consider a yield sign to indicate anything more than pertaining to the lane you wish to enter

    This could be solved by a "YIELD TO BOTH LANES" sign at two lane roundabouts, but I don't think the Department of Transportation has such a sign

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  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I am jet lagged, and staying at a friends apt who has no AC, so all I’ve got are two fans. Not the best sleep I’ve had. I have taken 2 naps today

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    flat soda? i’ll allow it

    because it is soda time!

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    My GF wants us to be healthy so I cut out my soda a day habit to the weekends or whenever we get Tacos or Pizza. A soda really helps those meals hit harder.

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Veldrin wrote: »
    just had one of these beauties

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    World famous in New Zealand indeed.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited April 10
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Last night I had went to bed early and had an excellent evening of sleep.

    But that slumber was filled with a nightmare in which I was being hunted by a cult of vampires on a college campus.

    That cult of vampires? It was lead by Elaine Carroll.

    Lot of celebrities showing in my dreams of late!

    Going to bed early for you is what, 7:00?

    In this, the year of the might grad school dragon, it's actually 8:30

    But usually, hell yeah, love a 7 pm bedtime

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    is wednesday soda day?

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Tito finally getting to the real questions in this thread

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    it can be

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I used to celebrate soda time thrice daily

    Now it's once every 2 to 3 weeks!!

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I'm much more partial to Crystal Light and Propel now over soda, since the main reason I drank soda was for flavor and these two more than bring the punch to the tongue I crave

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    crwth wrote: »
    like i know the movie flubber is real (rip robin williams) but is the substance itself real?

    is it fuckable do you think?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhtDDKh2itA

    Looks like it would be imminently fuckable.
    Just look at Williams digging his face into that great gooey mass of basement science.

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  • StronginthearmStronginthearm Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    There's loads of exforumers I miss reading the posts of, like @Liiya and @LewieP and his mum.

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    @Sir Fabulous how are you doing I've always admired your quick wit and devilishly good looks!

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  • hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I don't like sweet sodas, outside of Baja Blast Zero which I don't consider sweet because it's role is to balance out the saltiness of Taco Bell. So my favorite thing to do is take seltzer and add a splash of lemon or orange juice with some bitters.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Hey @Magic Pink I hope you're doing ok. My wife always enjoyed your farming sim posts and felt a weird kindred sense over them. Also I miss seeing your kitty pics.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Tried to have a tiny Sprite with lunch and it was so sweet that I had to stop after one sip :(

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    @myparents

    where did you go why did you leave me what did i do

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    I prefer seltzer to most sodas, but I like to sample the new flavors

    like I just found ginger ale + lemonade, I can't wait

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Personally, in my mid-30s, I'm the strongest and healthiest I've ever been, the most pain-free since my late teens, working a dream job, got a cute boyfriend, hitting my stride on a dog training company and an art venture, feel like I'm the coolest and most fashionable I've ever gotten to be after a long time working at it, hope to become even *cooler* this year, lotta things finally coming up Cello

    The aging of folks around me is the bit that gets to me, but I have been deeply anxious on that front since I was like, 8, watching CNN way too late with my parents in our basement, and had mortality just sort of click in for me as far as my concerns about their health and eventual passing

    There's little things like my mom being less sharp than she used to be, or my dad getting confused sometimes; but then it's also combined with both of them having some pretty near death health experiences a decade or so ago and so it mixes gratitude that they're still here with the deep unsettling anxiety that I don't know how much time I've got left with 'em, I recognize this could be the happiest I get to be before I lose 'em, and I desperately want them to still be here when I get married, have kids, etc

    Feels like a race against time on all that stuff even as I'm cognizant they wouldn't want me to rush on their behalf. And as much as being hemmed into living with them to support them financially can be a drag on the like, independence front, it's nice to be able to spend so much more time with my family than most folks get

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I basically mainline Diet Coke all day long

    Either that or a nice Fresca

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited April 10
    I used to think it was perhaps unrealistic in sitcoms for the characters to gradually, over several seasons, end up looking better.

    But... But I get it now.

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  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Got Burger King on the way home today

    Guess what I had to drink with it!

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    If I need a fizzy I hit the Severed Lime Liquid Deaths hard.

    That and the Mango Chainsaw.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    Liquid death is so fuckin expensive dude

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    They are a bit pricey yeah.

    We also stock them at the meadery and I steal them from there to supplement my fix.

    Goddammit I cannot spell any more.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 10
    I like the aesthetic

    The berry ones are good

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