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https://abcnews.go.com/US/despite-new-criticism-trump-told-walz-2020-happy/story?id=112616502
Trump endorses Walz, in other words.
As Walz has said, monitoring the lunchroom ages a man.
Some say only six months, others say two semesters and nod sagely...
If he deployed as part of Operation Enduring Freedom, he would be considered to have deployed as part of the Global War on Terror and have a medal for it, right? Then he did technically deploy as part of a war.
To quote @Mill
This part saddens me.
Instrumentally it’s a nice rendition but I could do without that weird falsetto voice the guy does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF3yUlCajVs
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
She also sure as shit remembers how badly she was treated by republicans - including Vance, specifically - in the wake of her withdrawal from Tokyo
I would be wary of anything reported by the corpse of Sports Illustrated until someone with credibility reports it. Wouldn't surprise me, but definitely don't treat that as a fact.
The socialism thing? I think that's Instagram
But every time he opens his mouth he demonstrates that he's a bully, so.
Way to make socialism appealing to half of America you idiots lol
Wait that was him? He said that? I... look I wouldn't be surprised he thought it, but WHY WOULD YOU SAY IT?
She’s been very sassy about shit Trump says on her socials
Like, for all of them, but really really now
I don't feel sad at all, because I believe in tolerance as peace treaty. He wants attack others for their sexuality, he can go hump a chesterfield.
Because performative assholery and cruelty is his thing.
lewd.
*fans self*
Yep, this. They are desperately trying to find something to run counter to the couch thing. "LOL horse semen!" doesn't seem to be taking off, so now it's "They smell bad!" and I'm sure soon we'll get, like, "fellates corncobs" or some other tacky dumb shit. Because the right does not understand how memes work. Or jokes. Or humans.
For the party that created "truthiness", they sure don't understand how it works.
I took the screenshot myself.
The tweet doesn't appear to be deleted... yet.
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Oh obviously.
One would think some small fraction of his lizard brain would be like "Hey maybe we shouldn't say that aloud about an Olympian specifically? America LOVES its sports-do-good-ers"
The thing is he has to latch on to whatever is making news at the time
He’s a Reply Guy Troll
I would have thought it was to counter the low grade rumors that Trump often smells bad and can’t control his bowels
This was Trump complimenting Walz for calling in the National Guard on BLM protests, so I'm not sure it's something Dems want to give a lot of airtime.
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Re: Walz's disgruntled successor.
Based on the cranky letter itself:
https://www.wctrib.com/community/letters/the-truth-about-tim-walz
Walz was conditionally promoted to Command Sargeant Major (CSM) in fall of 04, prior to completing CSM school.
In 2005, Walz learned his unit would be deployed in 2006, and shortly thereafter asked to leave to run in 06. The angry letter says he could have asked permission to run while remaining in the guard:
But, while lambasting him for "abandoning" them with a vacancy in an essential command position, as well as not completing an expensive and coveted leadership course, they seem unwilling to follow that thought through. The argument they're making is that he should have finished school and stayed in his role for 6 more months, then abandoned them to run in '06, leaving a slightly larger hole with less time to fill it.
It also seems pretty likely that separating early and not doing that would be a sensible compromise for the DOD to offer.
Re: "He's lying about his rank"
I'm not seeing anyone claiming he's going around using the title of "CSM (Ret.)," which I would take issue with, for pedantry if nothing else, but I assume your dad/coworker/whoever is probably happy to keep referring to CAPT (Ret.) Ronny Jackson as "Admiral" because he doesn't really give a shit.
As far as any of the quotes cited by hostile sources go: All he seems to have ever said was he was a CSM when he left. He ultimately retired as an E8 (Master Sargeant) because he never finished school, but he was the CSM when he tendered his resignation. He was CSM, he is a retired E8, he does not appear to claim otherwise.
Again, my source for all the details of his career is the same angry, politically-motivated rant from which this bs all derives. I'm taking the author at their word, because it would be pretty weird to lie about it, but, then again...
I think that it’s important to keep in mind that despite this evidence, Trump still might not be lying about not knowing about Project 2025.
After all, he’s very old, and dementia is a thing. It’s not a lie if he really has no recollection of the events and can no longer remember anything about it!
Still, forgetting he took a plane trip with the guy and said some words in favour of the project? Yikes, sounds like he’s declining fast. For the good of the country he should follow Biden’s example and step down.
EDIT: 18 minute speech! I think that's more than Shapiro got yesterday.
Pretty sure Trump has a few other plane trips he's conveniently forgotten about.
“Yeah it still smells like farts from the last visit Trump had on it to tell Pence if he didn’t participate in a coup, Trump would have him murdered by his Brownshirts”
They are pretty insufferable right now and the best I can hope for is that Trump implodes enough that they don't vote for any republicans because the guy the GOP picked for the VA senate is a lunatic they can't stand and it's the same deal with the guy running against Vindman in VA 07.
Granted, it's interesting how those two assholes are too fucking crazy for them, but Trump isn't, despite the fact that he is just as fucking crazy. It really goes to show how the media has fucked this country over by treating Trump with kid gloves.
Michigan rally, it is a pretty big crowd. Definitely scroll back and watch Fain.
EDIT: Sen. Stabenow now, Slotkin probably has to get a speaking slot, Whitmer definitely has one, then the stumps.
My thing about all of this is that the GOP, for over 30 years, has thrown every bullshit thing to try and sink every Dem running for office no matter how mean-spirited or bullshit it is. Whitewater, everything involving teenage Chelsea Clinton, Al Gore "inventing the internet" lie, Swift Boating Kerry, the whole fucking birther shit against Obama, Glen Beck's "Just Asking Questions", Tan Suit Obama, Benghazi, Hunter Biden Ukraine bs, etc.
So like, this obviously made up couch fucking thing about Vance, that isn't even near the top of the Dems actual argument against Trump and Vance? Fuck them, they can reap all the garbage they've sewn.
Are you crossing your Beyonce / Biles wires, or is the latter also (rumored) to have donated 4m?
I remember reading a mention of the former.