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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Apparently to change the HUD color for power armor in Fallout 4 it requires downloading and installing a mod.

    I guess I shouldn't be surprised, because it's a Bethesda game, but it's very hard to not be full on "What in the ever living fuck, Bethesda?"

    Then again I guess there still isn't official support for ultra-wide for Skyrim and it's only been a few months since that's been a thing for Fallout 4.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Daycare starts tomorrow!

    Remember to make lots of new friends and listen to the grown-ups

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Rhesus

    You and me, man

    Sometimes i feel like we share a brain

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    I wish more of my enemies were pallets.

    pallet quality has declined precipitously since 2020

    i wish less of my enemies were pallets, sometimes they have rusty nails sticking out of them

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I’m reading “Feast for Crows” and i’m still stuck in the prologue trying to figure out why these people matter.

    Actual answer
    The guy who he gets the Citadel Key for is likely Jaqen Hagar the Faceless Man

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Daycare starts tomorrow!

    Remember to make lots of new friends and listen to the grown-ups

    We’ve already made friends with several parent who have kids starting tomorrow, which feels pretty good.

    I’m going to give Beep what I didn’t have as a kid - a 1600+ ELO father.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    dgwv26o64jay.jpeg

    the most James Bond shit imaginable

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    dgwv26o64jay.jpeg

    the most James Bond shit imaginable

    ...this headline is ambiguous about what actually happened...probably not in the way I immediately assumed. I feel like you should be allowed to make a sex tape.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    dgwv26o64jay.jpeg

    the most James Bond shit imaginable

    ...this headline is ambiguous about what actually happened...probably not in the way I immediately assumed. I feel like you should be allowed to make a sex tape.

    He had an affair with another member of the crew (presumably junior to him, but the article doesn't specify officer or enlisted) while in command of a nuclear submarine, and shared videos and pictures of them having sex with other officers on board.

    It's implied but not stated that they were having sex on the submarine but the navy apparently didn't specifically investigate that.

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    THEY FUCKED ON THE BOAT

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    dgwv26o64jay.jpeg

    the most James Bond shit imaginable

    ...this headline is ambiguous about what actually happened...probably not in the way I immediately assumed. I feel like you should be allowed to make a sex tape.

    that person editorialised the title

    the actual title includes the words “and sharing clip with junior sailor”

    I’m pretty sure fucking coworker on the job while in a position of authority and then sharing the footage with someone you’re also in charge of counts as misconduct

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    was it in the submarine??

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    “Pornsub” is some damn fine red top word play though

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 13
    It's a very funny way to frame making a sex tape though

    "Made sex tape while [description of the primary task of their current job]"

    Made sex tape while professionally wrestling
    Made sex tape while constructing olympic stadium
    Made sex tape while psychoanalysing patients
    Etc.

    japan on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i've got a mild throat infection i think (soreness for the last three days, some phlegm) and a dentist appointment on friday

    i think i'll be fine by then but my dentist requires 48 hours notice of cancellation or they charge you so i'm humming and hawing about it because i'd feel bad going in sick but i also don't want to pay a massive cancellation fee that i can't claim back on insurance

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    of course if you cancel, you'll feel just fine by Friday; not cancelling means you'll be coughing up a phlegmy lung Friday morning.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    dgwv26o64jay.jpeg

    the most James Bond shit imaginable

    ...this headline is ambiguous about what actually happened...probably not in the way I immediately assumed. I feel like you should be allowed to make a sex tape.

    that person editorialised the title

    the actual title includes the words “and sharing clip with junior sailor”

    I’m pretty sure fucking coworker on the job while in a position of authority and then sharing the footage with someone you’re also in charge of counts as misconduct

    That's what I mean.

    See my immediate thought was, did they just make a sex tape like, with their wife? Did they make a sex tape literally on the console of the nuclear launch controls?

    But of course the actual answer is like...workplace sexual harassment and assault. Because of course it is.

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    It's a very funny way to frame making a sex tape though

    "Made sex tape while [description of the primary task of their current job]"

    Made sex tape while professionally wrestling
    Made sex tape while constructing olympic stadium
    Made sex tape while psychoanalysing patients
    Etc.

    made sex tape while making sex tapes

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    It's a very funny way to frame making a sex tape though

    "Made sex tape while [description of the primary task of their current job]"

    Made sex tape while professionally wrestling
    Made sex tape while constructing olympic stadium
    Made sex tape while psychoanalysing patients
    Etc.

    made sex tape while making sex tapes

    Taped over the sex tapes with sex, ironically

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    It's a very funny way to frame making a sex tape though

    "Made sex tape while [description of the primary task of their current job]"

    Made sex tape while professionally wrestling
    Made sex tape while constructing olympic stadium
    Made sex tape while psychoanalysing patients
    Etc.

    made sex tape while making sex tapes

    Yo dawg

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    The Cunt for Red October
    Cum Silent, Cum Deep
    Das Butt
    Crimson Tide

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The Cunt for Red October
    Cum Silent, Cum Deep
    Das Butt
    Crimson Tide

    "Give me a ping, Vasili, but don't stop at just one please."

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 13
    "Das Butt" has to already exist

    Edit: Das Butt (1996) Sailors in a submarine sail the Pacific and cross the Equator while fucking their brains out.

    japan on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    japan wrote: »
    "Das Butt" has to already exist

    It does, as does a Rear and Pleasant Danger, Sexcalibur, Titty Titty Bang Bang, and all sorts of punny titles I got to see when I worked at a video store.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Doing the neurodivergent thing where I listen to one song on repeat forever.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLTe2xhZZEs

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    edited August 13
    Echo wrote: »
    Doing the neurodivergent thing where I listen to one song on repeat forever.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLTe2xhZZEs

    https://youtu.be/_SOw1-I1n_c?si=cgo_8IHDVEqFmbO5

    That was me last week. I got unstuck and started refreshing my Ironflame catalog on Bandcamp, which is not a ton different an experience.

    Auralynx on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I am just so unimpressed with Deathloop, I’m kind of shocked at the praise it got

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    morning

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Tav wrote: »
    I am just so unimpressed with Deathloop, I’m kind of shocked at the praise it got

    I dabbled a bit, accidented my way into a super-strong revolver in the very first level that you were apparently not supposed to access without clues from several loops later, ran around some more, and yeah, it was OK for those handful of hours I guess.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited August 13
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The Cunt for Red October
    Cum Silent, Cum Deep
    Das Butt
    Crimson Tide

    Once again Simpsons has a joke for everything

    bnxu29ej58fk.jpeg

    bloodyroarxx on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    seattle hellcat guy is custody again, and also on one of his cases they requested a jury trial

    after a several months long stint of being a highly visible public nuisance? a jury trial?

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I am just so unimpressed with Deathloop, I’m kind of shocked at the praise it got

    I dabbled a bit, accidented my way into a super-strong revolver in the very first level that you were apparently not supposed to access without clues from several loops later, ran around some more, and yeah, it was OK for those handful of hours I guess.

    yeah so far literally all of the gameplay just feels like worse borderlands

    Ill sink more hours in because I spent the money but ehhhh

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    edited August 13
    Tav wrote: »
    I am just so unimpressed with Deathloop, I’m kind of shocked at the praise it got

    Good dialogue. Cool setting.

    Dishonored style gameplay with more focus on actual fighting.

    A semi-unique kinda gameplay loop(hehe) being kinda roguelite but actually about progressing through the story and the world actually changing.

    So yea, I'm not really a roguelite person but it was fun to play and different enough to be fresh in an interesting setting.

    DemonStacey on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I am just so unimpressed with Deathloop, I’m kind of shocked at the praise it got

    I dabbled a bit, accidented my way into a super-strong revolver in the very first level that you were apparently not supposed to access without clues from several loops later, ran around some more, and yeah, it was OK for those handful of hours I guess.

    yeah so far literally all of the gameplay just feels like worse borderlands

    Ill sink more hours in because I spent the money but ehhhh

    I remember it getting kind of mixed reviews? I love Arkane and especially Dishonored, but I didn't finish that one. Dumb AI was a big part of it, but mostly it was that... the main hook, that you were untangling a time loop mystery, was kind of meaningless, because the game just gives you straightforward mission instructions on what to do next most of the time. There's no figuring out at all.

    I did really like getting to know a fairly large and complex island fairly well over time, becoming familiar with a tightly designed level, and then finding new mysteries to poke at and suddenly opening up new paths where you thought you knew everything. That was great, and I wanted the game to focus more on that.

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited August 13
    Tav wrote: »
    I am just so unimpressed with Deathloop, I’m kind of shocked at the praise it got

    I think it did some things well but the combat is pretty uninspired/dull except for a few boss fights. Most of the fun was the dialogue and player invaders. Tbh other players are terrifying. Like actually really stressful to the point of being unfun if you arent in good FPS shape.

    The gun progression isnt too bad and running an enjoyable setup feels good, imo. I enjoy the movement and whatnot.

    But yeah if you dont like (or game is too dead for) the gameplay loop of chewing through mooks and occasionally fighting for your life, it isnt great.

    Tumin on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Tav if you want a good time loop game, can I recommend Outer Wilds, the best video game ever made?

    (not Outer Worlds, which is a mediocre RPG)

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Is there PvP in outer wilds tho

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Chat always a good show of how different games are just made for different audiences.

    Played Deathloop offline, fun time! 4/5!

    Would rather play Outer Worlds(probably 3/5? Been too long) any day over Outer Wilds.

    Vidya!

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    4/5 is one step from worst game ever made tho

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Is there PvP in outer wilds tho

    pondering vexing puzzles, yes

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