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[Stargate] Watchalong Thread - Chevron Locked! S2E05-S2E06 to Watch! Spoiler beyond!

MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
edited November 8 in Debate and/or Discourse
First, the most basic start. Stargate was a 1994 scifi movie starring Kurt Russell and James Spader about the discovery of a gate that allows transport to another world. It was then adapted for television keeping some basics of the story, including the names of two of the protagonists (now played by Richard Dean Anderson and Michael Shanks) though the personality of O'Neill does change some, but expanding it much further, making it one of the longest running sci-fi franchises of all time.

I'm assuming most people know that, but I wanted a basic opening statement in case someone not familiar wanders in.

OK, after seeing a lot of discussion in Streaming Services, and wanting to talk about Stargate, I'm gonna try an experiment. Read through a couple of weekly watches (Game of Thrones thread was fun, even when the show wasn't). And really enjoyed the concept.

So, here's what I'm thinking. Each week (and the thread title will change to indicate where we're at) those who want, will watch a couple episodes and then spend time talking about it. Nothing is fully locked in stone yet, so depending on where people are feeling, we can adjust.

The initial idea is three episodes a week, upping new eps on a Friday. This can change if there's enough demand, but I figure 3 is two hours, and some people have lives. :) Not me. Also means that for at least the start of this exercise, it won't be particularly difficult for someone who joins late (a season or two behind) a chance to catch up. And means if you do miss a week because of vacation or the like, it's not going to be a hard effort.

The intent is to watch through all 17 seasons and three movies. This can be either streaming or DVD.

For the first week, the original Russell/Spader movie + Eps 1 and 2, because if I intend to roll over the new episodes on a Friday, we're already partway through the week, so it'll be the 13th when we flip over to the next, and it'll give people a chance to consider participating.

The basic thread rules are no blatant unmarked spoilers beyond the assigned episodes, unless it's clear everyone is doing a rewatch, and even then, the whole idea is to talk about what is, not will be. Obtuse jokes are fine, but if there's any real chance that it might spoil a first timer's experience, don't, or at least put it in spoiler tags.

Anyways, away we go. Let's see if this works. Could be fun.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Very nice initiative! I have actually not seen the film since we rented it on VHS, probably in the late 90’s. So I will try to rectify that this week!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    You ain't getting me to rewatch the original movie (and definitely not some of the worst episode of SG-1) but I am always down for more Stargate.

  • HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    Probably ought to content warning (though I think the streaming services have removed it?? (NOT SURE), the original Children of the Gods episode has a brief moment of full frontal nudity for some reason. It's only ever that one moment in an otherwise normal TV series, but I mention it in case you are watching with young ones or other places it would be inappropriate.

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  • HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Hydropolo wrote: »
    Probably ought to content warning (though I think the streaming services have removed it?? (NOT SURE), the original Children of the Gods episode has a brief moment of full frontal nudity for some reason. It's only ever that one moment in an otherwise normal TV series, but I mention it in case you are watching with young ones or other places it would be inappropriate.

    I'm pretty sure that they've replaced that version on most streaming platforms, and it's removed from the Children Of The Gods cut, but yeah, if you're not sure, it's probably good to have a heads up that there might be some nudity.

    It was a pretty dumb thing (executive meddling demanding it), and while I could see a more adult-themed version working (though prolly not with that cast), I don't think it'd work as well as the "television friendly" version we have.

    Googling around, it looks like they did a TON of work on that opener episode when they changed it to HD, including that scene.

  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    FYI I recently watched it on Amazon Prime in Australia and they're are still on full display.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited September 2
    Wasn't that because SG-1 originally premiered on Showtime and they wanted to flex the "we can do things regular cable can't" muscle? edit also omg I can remember commercials for it around premier time

    Weaver on
  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Wasn't that because SG-1 originally premiered on Showtime and they wanted to flex the "we can do things regular cable can't" muscle? edit also omg I can remember commercials for it around premier time

    And in the 5 years they were on Showtime that is the only time they did it. I would love to hear the mundane behind the scenes nonsense that brought that into being.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    I think the re-done version of Children of the Gods fixes a number of things the showrunners weren't happy with.
    Aside from the nudity, I think they cut Carter's 'reproductive organs' line (making later references to how terrible that sounds seem somewhat bizarre), and the transport ship that just transforms into a deathglider which is never seen after that episode is replaced with the former ship just flying away and a new one showing up to shoot at them.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    Yeah Amazon Australia has all of that unedited. Just the old SD originals.

  • Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    I don't think I've seen the revised Children of the Gods. I should get back to my Stargate rewatch. I was up to the introduction of the Tokra and man the Tokra are boring as hell whenever they are on screen. The main joy of those episodes is Jacob Carter, one of the better recurring characters.

  • daveNYCdaveNYC Why universe hate Waspinator? Registered User regular
    Personally, I'd stick with the original pilot, with the bewbs, ovary/womb reference, and the other derp. There's something fun about watching a pilot and then the rest of a series to really get an idea of what the original plan might have been and the adjustments made when the original plan was determined to have issues.

    Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!
  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    They got rid of the reproduction line and the nudity (am watching now).

    They did also get rid of one of my favorite lines, though.

    "It took us 15 years and three supercomputers to MacGuyver jury-rig a control system for the gate on Earth."

    The original line was so much better.

    It was such a good line it is why Amanda Tapping was cast for the role. She ad-libbed it during auditions. I have no idea why they wouldn't keep it.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    My last rewatch I fell off when I got to the Ori.

  • Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    Those seasons had a real over-reliance on the Merlin stuff, but somehow I always found the Ori fair enough. "Oh you've fought FAKE gods for eight years? What about fighting REAL gods but they suck?"

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Is weird gratuitous nudity in sci fi pilots a thing? Cause the first episode of the Expanse has a zero g sex scene, and then exactly no episodes following that have anything raunchier than bare butt

    Oh brilliant
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Back in the 60s, the most they were allowed to do was paint Susan Oliver green.
    O brave new world.

  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    Watching Season 5 the Warriors, aka 'this is a weapon of war' episode.
    Love these heavy staff cannons mounted on medieval cannon rigs.
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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Watching Season 5 the Warriors, aka 'this is a weapon of war' episode.

    A reminder not to advance too far ahead of the eps in the title, at least without spoilers.

    Dunno if someone will jump in who hasn't seen it, but don't want to spoil things.

    That could become an issue. I got the impression that some people simply wanted to split the Stargate discussion (of all the series, and their entire runs) off from the TV thread into its own, not necessarily a no-spoilers watchalong.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Ay for a first time viewer do you recommend Theatrical or Director's Cut / Extended for the movie?

    Oh brilliant
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    "It's a... Stargate."

    That's the name of the movie!

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    edited September 3
    The constellation thing gets worse when you realise that the show just makes each gate have its own universal address.
    The movie at least had them have to find the address back to Earth, but the implication is the address for a world would change depending on where you're dialling from.
    But that would leave them with the same mystery to solve every world they go to, so I can forgive them deciding to just sweep it under the carpet. Same as English becoming the standard language of 97% of worlds. Fun problem to solve once, a bit tedious to have to do 20 times a season.

    klemming on
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    The movie at least is only semi-canon to the show and they resolve the whole coordinate thing with "The DHD does it."

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    I believe the prevailing fan theory is that each constellation icon is simply representative of a section of space (as seen from earth, where the ancients were located at the time) rather than directly equating the constellation to the location. (Which would be insane, constellations aren't actually things: they're 2D drawings based on a 3D starscape as seen from earth)

    But even that falls apart becuase there's no way only 38 locations could supply the necessary 6 points of spacial dimensions to every potential gateway in the galaxy.

  • Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    Yeah hence the show eventually just goes with "it's a phone, they are phone numbers."

  • kaidkaid Registered User regular
    Yeah hence the show eventually just goes with "it's a phone, they are phone numbers."

    I think their handwave was their dial home devices could calculate what the location identifier for the world they were going to was as that was the tricky part initially in earth. Also in most situations the dial home console for the startgate was intact where earths was busted af so in theory when you are working with a legit functional dial console the info daniel needed to figure out is already there intact so you don't need months to sus it out the thing is just there.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    fun Atlantis bit
    McKay- "Chevron one, locked."
    Weir- "No, we're not doing that."

  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    edited September 2
    klemming wrote: »
    The constellation thing gets worse when you realist that the show just makes each gate have its own universal address.
    The movie at least had them have to find the address back to Earth, but the implication is the address for a world would change depending on where you're dialling from.
    But that would leave them with the same mystery to solve every world they go to, so I can forgive them deciding to just sweep it under the carpet. Same as English becoming the standard language of 97% of worlds. Fun problem to solve once, a bit tedious to have to do 20 times a season.

    They specifically stated that worlds that are close together aren't effected by stellar drift. That's why they only have Abydos and Chulak at the start and find more coordinates once they start adjusting for stellar drift.
    and much more coordinates once Carter goes "hold my beer" mode and bypasses the safeties


    Edit: fun thing I noticed was how quickly they have up on the original 'everyone gets coated with a layer of frost when they go through the gate'. Pretty sure the cast was like "ok, twice was fun, enough with spraying toxic fake snow in everyone's face"

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  • ArchangleArchangle Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    "It's a... Stargate."

    That's the name of the movie!

    "Doorway to Heaven" - Richard Kind, embarrassed as only Richard Kind cam be embarrassed.

    Watching him as Daniel scratches out his weeks of work in seconds, breaks your heart a little.

    And this is where I'm gonna bring up my major geek beef with the whole premise.

    The franchise has an awesome premise about coordinates in space.

    And then they go and fuck it up by using constellations as their fixed points. This only works if you think quasi two dimensionally, and don't realize distance is a massive factor.

    I don't have the numbers at hand, but take Orion. IIRC, of the seven major stars (both shoulders, legs, three belt), the closest star is less than 300 light years away. The furthest, is more than 1200 light years away. That's a big area to have a constellation as a "fixed point in space".

    It'd have made sense if one star in each constellation was marked out as the "reference point".

    But also, from other planets, they aren't going to have the same constellations, so it again becomes an issue.

    This has been my TED Talk on why constellations aren't a good reference point for space travel navigation.
    I assumed that the constellations weren't the literal coordinates, they were just symbols representing the coordinates.

    (Vague description to avoid spoilers) When the stargates were built, they were all over the galaxy and would come to be used by a variety of people, with a variety of languages and writing forms. The only common symbolism amongst such diverse peoples across the galaxy would be looking up into the night sky.

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    edited September 2
    Oh man, I'm so down for this.

    I've always wanted to watch the series, but never had an excuse to. I enjoyed the original movie well enough, and would occasionally catch episodes of the TV Show back when I watched TV and it was in syndication, but I never sat down and watched the whole thing. I've been itching for a good show to watch for a bit now, debating between going back and watching Babylon 5 or finding something new.

    Well, this certainly gives me an option, though 17 seasons is INSANE. Does that include the spinoff shows?

    Anyways. Hearing everyone comment about edits can so on makes me go hmm.. It's interesting that the full frontal nudity thing was brought up, which I'd never heard before. One of my formative memories as a kid was the pilot/early episode for the 90s revival of The Outer Limits, where a woman got infected by an alien parasite and basically would absorb men into her body if they did not actually love her. This.. well, fucked me up a bit, which probably still lingers, but I digress. Anyways, when I was older, I found clips on either youtube or somewhere else about that episode, and all of a sudden I saw nudity! Okay, sweet, but why? ... Best as I recall, that was from the European version of the show, which had much more lax requirements on puritanical stuff. I wouldn't be surprised if they also felt similarly to the Stargate execs - sell a new show's pilot to syndication by using nudity to draw in attention.


    ... But again, all speculation. Okay, now to figure out how I can watch all this. :)

    Edit: Jeez, does this forum have an influence or something?

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  • The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    Yeah hence the show eventually just goes with "it's a phone, they are phone numbers."

    Oh boy is there going to be a phone number reference coming up that I wonder if anybody today is going to even understand now.

    Clip spoiler:

    "The sausage of Green Earth explodes with flavor like the cannon of culinary delight."
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