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could eating your butt prolong your life?

DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered User regular
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Okay so say you were in a starvation scenario, but you need just a little bit of energy to make it the last day or two.

do you think you could like, slice off a piece of your butt and eat that for some protein?

could eating your butt prolong your life? 30 votes

yes, I'd love to eat my butrt
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BahamutZEROBroloDepressperadoBlackDragon480 4 votes
yes, I could eat my butt
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Kwoarufacetious 2 votes
yes, I have a big dent in my butt from where I ate it
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DarmakchromdomJragghenHeadCreepsTef 5 votes
no
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HoukKadithKarlKane Red RobesarukunPoorochondriacUrielsponoPeewiPinfeldorfCaptain InertiaEndless_SerpentsIronKnuckle's GhostMr FuzzbuttSir Fabulousdiscrider 16 votes
laerlra
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ShadowfireFCDLucedes 3 votes

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    yes, I have a big dent in my butt from where I ate it
    Ha! Nice try spam bot

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    yes, I have a big dent in my butt from where I ate it
    Mmm... My own butt....

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    laerlra
    my own butt? heavens no. i’d rather die beautiful than disfigure my perfect backside.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    no
    How dare you say my butt is big enough to eat

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    no
    I’ve had this ass my whole life, and it’s taken me that long to perfect it.

    We ride together, we die together.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    could? or would?

    either way the answer is I don't know

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Wouldn't your body already he tapping into that store of fat

    Plus, slicing a piece off would cause problems vis a vis bleeding

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    laerlra
    Good nutrition is important, so probably yes.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    If I was in a position where my butt was the only food then medical equipment is going to be zero and I’ll die from blood loss or major infection.

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    yes, I have a big dent in my butt from where I ate it
    Speed Racer wrote: »
    Wouldn't your body already he tapping into that store of fat
    But what about the muscle? The pure protein? The thick slab of chiseled perfection?

    I... gotta be alone for a few minutes

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I feel like the trauma from losing pieces of your butt would outweigh the benefits of eating it?

    Butt I’m no asspert

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    no
    I don't think getting a few hundred calories of butt meat is going to be better for my health than the shock I'm undergoing due to massive blood loss. Now, you give me someone else's ass to eat, and baby, you've got a stew going.

    Why is my nose bleeding?

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    yes, I'd love to eat my butrt
    you're all cowards

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    you're all cowards

    Well…yeah.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    no
    I’ve been on this forum for 20 years, you’re figuring this out now?

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    And then what? Eat it standing up, like an animal or Guy Fieri?

    Pass

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    hannibal lector bear grylls be like

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    no
    You better not lay a finger on my butterfinger

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    yes, I have a big dent in my butt from where I ate it
    I'd eat my butt, I'd eat your butt, I'd eat everyone's butt!

    Everyone better hold onto their butts when I'm around is all I'm sayin

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Depresserado, first let me thank you for having me today. This is a wonderful event and that's a great question.

    Let me be clear, I have a long history of eating butt and I have the references to back it up.

    Nothing is more important today than the freedom to consensually eat whichever butt brings you happiness.

    Now, eating one's own butt? That's a different barrel of monkeys all together. I cannot say I have ever partook of my own butt, but I pledge my unwavering support to those who do.

    Vote Butt 2024.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    From the moment I understood the weakness of my own butt it has disgusted me.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    yes, I have a big dent in my butt from where I ate it
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Let me be clear, I have a long history of eating butt and I have the references to back it up.

    I am stealing this and will be using it at every opportunity irl

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    no
    I don't understand why you'd even ask. It seems illogical to me, the perfectly logical man.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If eating other people’s butts kept you alive I’d go ahead and sell my cemetery plot in Shaboygan, WI.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited October 1
    no
    If I’m in a state where I would need to eat my own butt to survive, then my body has already started consuming what’s been stored up in there and I would just be depleting it faster, thus shortening my life

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    no
    I would just do that pose Goku does and absorb the local ambient energy to power up.

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    yes, I have a big dent in my butt from where I ate it
    Step aside pops, we're eating ass today!

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    no
    I could live forever on this ass, this endless bounty
    endless booty

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Step aside pops, we're eating ass today!

    *MOTORCYCLE REVS*

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