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I Figured Out What Meatloaf Won’t Do For Love
Raijin Quickfoot
I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
You’re all old enough to remember the song. “I would do anything for love…but I won’t do that.”
Well I thought about and I figured out what THAT is.
He’s telling her, I love you, I would so much for you, but…if I ever get a creepy letter or have a dream that you’re trapped in Silent Hill…you’re on your own.
Meatloaf will not go into Silent Hill for love.
And I’m right there with him.
Fuck that. You’re on your own.
Well I thought about and I figured out what THAT is.
He’s telling her, I love you, I would so much for you, but…if I ever get a creepy letter or have a dream that you’re trapped in Silent Hill…you’re on your own.
Meatloaf will not go into Silent Hill for love.
And I’m right there with him.
Fuck that. You’re on your own.
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I’ll just move on and find a new love.
No thanks! I’ll just hold it!
No lie, I've pooped in a toilet like that in a bathroom like that before. The only light in there was moonlight from a window in the hallway (the house had no electricity, but had water for some reason)
Meat
Loaf
Just mind the spider behind the water tank on the way out.
If youre in the woods and the bathroom sucks just poop somewhere else
You can poop in the woods
Nobody can stop you
It was on a firing range, it was the only Range Safety Officer Approved Pooping Area
I see that town, by the dashboard light
You said you'd take me there and make me your wife, but you never did
I’m going to go use the upstairs bathroom. Don’t forget the Scepter of Nefertiti or you won’t be able to get in!
Fine!!!
Silent Hill makes sense as well, I guess.
Come on…Meatloaf did butt stuff
Got a crank you've been carrying for two weeks. Do you still need it? Were you supposed to use it a while back? Better hold on to it.
Everyone knows that you can’t just throw away a random crank.
I can’t remember but there are clues hidden all through downtown. Just have to go find them, dear.
Watch out for living body bags! Better bring dad’s plank.
anything
Yes, including that
We’ll leave the key in the safe at the back of Harold’s Pharmacy. You’ll need the key to the pharmacy though. That’s buried somewhere in the cemetery. Look for the grave marked with a small key on it!
Oh there’s a chance you run into a giant monster while getting the key. I would bring a plank or some other implement of blunt damage with you just in case.
See you Tuesday!”
Confront your traumatic past where you admit your selfish acts during a great trial and make peace with it?
Also, I realize that I've been mentally swapping the faces of Meatloaf and Ozzy Osbourne in my head for a long time, for some reason.
Men will literally delve into a nightmarish hell dimension rather than go to therapy
Not wrong
Porque no los dos
Gonna start a Silent Hill tourism group. Take a trip, see new places, meet fucked up manifestations of your negative emotions, get some exercise swinging a fire ax and running away, etc. It's like therapy but way more questionable!
I mean... Figured as much, but good on him for being proud of it.
You know what game was really good for helping me understand my mental issues and depression?
Celeste
Fair
So there are multiple things that Meatloaf won't do for love
Tonight”
Be MORE thirsty there, Mr. Loaf
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you,
I don't think that I can really survive.