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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    The Angus Burgers they're test-marketing out here in CA are pretty bad.

    "Can you show us where the Angus is?"

    "I'd... rather not"

    God those commercials are stupid.

    Angus is a type of cow, not a cut of meat.

    Comparing an Angus burger to a sirloin burger based on where the meat comes from is so stupid.

    but it's an anus joke olol

    man, we don't even have Jack In The Box here, I just see these commercials 'cause we get Spokane's Fox

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Arby's is far superior to McDonalds.

    I like to pretend nothing foul goes on behind the scenes.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    The Angus Burgers they're test-marketing out here in CA are pretty bad.

    "Can you show us where the Angus is?"

    "I'd... rather not"

    God those commercials are stupid.

    Angus is a type of cow, not a cut of meat.

    Comparing an Angus burger to a sirloin burger based on where the meat comes from is so stupid.

    but it's an anus joke olol

    man, we don't even have Jack In The Box here, I just see these commercials 'cause we get Spokane's Fox

    There are Sonic commercials in Minneapolis all the time. But there are no Sonics.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    we have supermacs a fastfood outlet that very successfully robbed the whole mc thing off of mcdonalds

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I got fired from MCDonalds because I worked there at the time Super Size Me came out and I told every customer who inquired about it that it was a brilliant and informative documentary. Which it fuckin is.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    The Angus Burgers they're test-marketing out here in CA are pretty bad.

    "Can you show us where the Angus is?"

    "I'd... rather not"

    well, he's fattening himself up at the moment

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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    fuck i would like to report that fank n furter faggot, but i would get another infraction

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jack in the Box has delicious alternatives to burgers, which is good because I don't like burgers. They had the panito or whatever, a sandwich as long as my forearm, which was good. And the ciabattas are delicious as well. I rarely eat anything that's not cooked at home though.

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    The Angus Burgers they're test-marketing out here in CA are pretty bad.

    "Can you show us where the Angus is?"

    "I'd... rather not"

    God those commercials are stupid.

    Angus is a type of cow, not a cut of meat.

    Comparing an Angus burger to a sirloin burger based on where the meat comes from is so stupid.


    I say this all the time. It's the annoyed farm boy in me.
    Also, I sincerely doubt that their meat is truly coming from a certified angus herd. Most cattle lots don't differentiate based on breed, so you'll have a mix of herefords, angus, brahma, etc, all cross bred, and inbred every which way.

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    PinballPinball Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Be sure to do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7VU9bbwpQs

    Also, Angus burgers are awesome

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    fuck i would like to report that fank n furter faggot, but i would get another infraction

    He's already been infracted.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    BUT ANGUS IS AWESOME DUDES

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn and Manifest, bonding with a piece of straw in their mouths and their overalls rolled up to their knees.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My cousin Mike religiously collected Happy Meal toys. He figured they'd accrue value over the years.

    He's a diehard stoner now.

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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    fuck i would like to report that fank n furter faggot, but i would get another infraction

    He's already been infracted.

    awesome

    i love you

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    My cousin Mike religiously collected Happy Meal toys. He figured they'd accrue value over the years.

    He's a diehard stoner now.
    My sister and I used to have a fuck load of the Muppet Babies toys.

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    PinballPinball Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    My cousin Mike religiously collected Happy Meal toys. He figured they'd accrue value over the years.

    He's a diehard stoner now.

    I also had a lot of Happy meal toys, but only because I went there a lot

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    My cousin Mike religiously collected Happy Meal toys. He figured they'd accrue value over the years.

    He's a diehard stoner now.
    My sister and I used to have a fuck load of the Muppet Babies toys.

    I am pretty sure my family still has those batman cups.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    you make me excited to get a job at jack in the box

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Arby's wasn't a terrible job for fast food.

    Fairly clean. At least the one near me that my friends worked at. I owned my own business, becasue fuck working at fast food.

    seriously.

    fuck that.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    no, fuck living out of my car that I don't have.

    seriously

    fuck that.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    You own your own business?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Arby's wasn't a terrible job for fast food.

    Fairly clean. At least the one near me that my friends worked at. I owned my own business, becasue fuck working at fast food.

    seriously.

    fuck that.

    Hey man, I'd of killed for a fast food job.

    Dairy farming, now that's some lame-ass shit.

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I really don't mind where I work. I'm bored during the summer as it is, so I might as well be paid to do something.

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Arby's wasn't a terrible job for fast food.

    Fairly clean. At least the one near me that my friends worked at. I owned my own business, becasue fuck working at fast food.

    seriously.

    fuck that.

    Hey man, I'd of killed for a fast food job.

    Dairy farming, now that's some lame-ass shit.

    don't forget to hose the shit off the walls. Oh you got some shit on your clothes? Too bad bitch, now yank on those cow tits.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    No, we got machines for that. Nobody manually milks anymore, son.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ya know the nice thing about dairy farming is you don't really have to deal with any customers ever.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    smell my cheese!

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    No, we got machines for that. Nobody manually milks anymore, son.

    yeah, I know. I just wanted to say it. I grew up in a small hick town in Missouri, I never dairy farmed, but a good deal of my friends did.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Ya know the nice thing about dairy farming is you don't really have to deal with any customers ever.

    Yeah. But keep in mind in fast food your coworkers never drop their pants and shit on you while you're doing something, though your mileage may vary.

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's food. Greasy food, but food. I think if I'm okay cutting up a preserved pig fetus, I'm definitely okay with dealing with food.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man, if getting cow shit on you is a big deal, then yes, farming is not for you.
    But on the whole, it's a lot more rewarding than working a chump job behind a register somewhere.

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    The Angus Burgers they're test-marketing out here in CA are pretty bad.

    "Can you show us where the Angus is?"

    "I'd... rather not"

    God those commercials are stupid.

    Angus is a type of cow, not a cut of meat.

    Comparing an Angus burger to a sirloin burger based on where the meat comes from is so stupid.

    but it's an anus joke olol

    man, we don't even have Jack In The Box here, I just see these commercials 'cause we get Spokane's Fox

    There are Sonic commercials in Minneapolis all the time. But there are no Sonics.

    I think there is one sonic in all of Oregon, Yet there are commercials all the time.

    At least there arent any within 150 miles of my city.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Man, if getting cow shit on you is a big deal, then yes, farming is not for you.
    But on the whole, it's a lot more rewarding than working a chump job behind a register somewhere.

    Thank you, Mani.

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That's Grade A cowboy material there. You'll be ready when the downfall of man comes.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Man, if getting cow shit on you is a big deal, then yes, farming is not for you.
    But on the whole, it's a lot more rewarding than working a chump job behind a register somewhere.

    It's not that. There are far grosser things on the job, but coworkers on a farm aren't exactly a cakewalk either.

    Two bosses always hounding me and a bunch of illiterate jackasses who can't clean the pens so the calfs are always filthy....oh man that shit would piss me off so bad.

    Though I'll agree on the latter half of what you said. Farming gave me a better work ethic and the physical labor helped me lose some weight/become a little stronger.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Man, if getting cow shit on you is a big deal, then yes, farming is not for you.
    But on the whole, it's a lot more rewarding than working a chump job behind a register somewhere.

    It's not that. There are far grosser things on the job, but coworkers on a farm aren't exactly a cakewalk either.

    Two bosses always hounding me and a bunch of illiterate jackasses who can't clean the pens so the calfs are always filthy....oh man that shit would piss me off so bad.

    Though I'll agree on the latter half of what you said. Farming gave me a better work ethic and the physical labor helped me lose some weight/become a little stronger.


    And now you can tell gross stories at parties.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think my farm "experience" was a bit cooler since it was a family farm.

    But hell, my mom got so used to cow shit that she won a trip to Vegas by putting it on her face for a "do something crazy" contest.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I once stood hip deep in pig shit for 7 hours.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    too bad she didn't sculpt the vatican out of cow shit

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