Terrible movie ideas

amateurhour

Myself and Dewey are available for any Southern Accent voiceover

Havelock3.0

We need Uwe Boll to make a comeback

I wanna see video game movies where the people making them never played or heard about the games except from a fortune cookie

Cristoval

A Star Wars sequel but it runs through a list of fan wishes and grievances and tries it's darndest to rectify each and every one.

amateurhour

Havelock2.0 wrote: »

We need Uwe Boll to make a comeback

I wanna see video game movies where the people making them never played or heard about the games except from a fortune cookie

He caught a lot of flak between the 9/11 intro to one of his movies and him beating up children and old people when he decided to fight critics

I still love that he did the latter though.

RatherDashing

Cristoval wrote: »

A Star Wars sequel but it runs through a list of fan wishes and grievances and tries it's darndest to rectify each and every one.

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The Lovely Bastard

uwe boll beating up his critics is legitimately one of the funniest things anyone has ever done, and every dork who signed up to get beat up deserved it.

Drez

My Mother The Car is actually my stripper name.

Drez

amateurhour wrote: »

Havelock2.0 wrote: »

We need Uwe Boll to make a comeback

I wanna see video game movies where the people making them never played or heard about the games except from a fortune cookie

He caught a lot of flak between the 9/11 intro to one of his movies and him beating up children and old people when he decided to fight critics

I still love that he did the latter though.

That was his adaptation of Postal, wasn’t it?

Cristoval

Every movie kinda needs a secret 9/11 sequence, just to keep you on your toes.

Kind of like how you know a character is about to be hit by a bus by the framing of a shot? That but a 9/11.

Paku

Gummo 2: New Kidz on the Block

Cristoval

I loved all the stuff Seanbaby wrote from the EGM days to Cracked but seeing him get his ass beat by Uwe Boll was like, "yeah dude, c'mon now".

knitdan

A bunch of movies focused on 3rd-tier Spider-Man villains that nobody has ever heard of and not once in the marketing do they explainwho these people are or why we should care

amateurhour

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

uwe boll beating up his critics is legitimately one of the funniest things anyone has ever done, and every dork who signed up to get beat up deserved it.

It made Jamie Kennedy's year.