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My Dog Just ate 32 King’s Hawaiian Rolls: AMA

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edited April 11 in The Whirlpool
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Where is she hiding

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    well

    they okay

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    why did you have 32 hawaiian rolls on hand

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    What's a Hawaiian roll?

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  • Tequila SunsetTequila Sunset Registered User regular
    What time in the middle of the night do you think these rolls will be shat out/thrown up onto your nicest rug?

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    is it safe?

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Did you know that that's like 2800 calories

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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Why couldn't it have been me?

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Does that make your dog king of Hawaii, or does the crown go to whoever pulls 32 rolls out of her?

    Either way, what is your plan for defending your dog against Dole fruit company assassins?

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Are you going to feed your dog 32 slices of spam and pineapple and cheese too, to complete the delicious sandwich?

  • Tequila SunsetTequila Sunset Registered User regular
    Do you think Weird Al could write a banger related to your dog's current situation, and if so would he base it off the song ""Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)" from the 2000 Album Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water?

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  • Tequila SunsetTequila Sunset Registered User regular
    Raijin think I gotta make it clear you left Hawaiian sweet biscuits right here

    Doggies in this house throw your paws in the air, but don't get those crumbs all in your hair

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    What exactly are chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water euphemisms for

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    What exactly are chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water euphemisms for

    they're not

  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Currently Kultist Kthulhu Registered User regular
    chocolate starfish is bhole. not sure about hot dog flavored water

  • Tequila SunsetTequila Sunset Registered User regular
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    What exactly are chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water euphemisms for

    In high school we assumed it was a dirty asshole and female ejaculate

  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Currently Kultist Kthulhu Registered User regular
    Depressperado wrote: »
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    What exactly are chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water euphemisms for

    they're not

    oh it's just fred durst's favorite snack

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    The dog lays on her back, her belly distended with baked goods, beating her legs to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping?

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  • Tequila SunsetTequila Sunset Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    The dog lays on her back, her belly distended with baked goods, beating her legs to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping?

    Weapons grade dog farts making it too dangerous to get near, the kind where if it accidentally gets in your mouth you can't stop tasting it. You're on your own, fuzzy buddy

  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    why did you have 32 hawaiian rolls on hand

    We had made a trip to the local warehouse store after seeing a tik tok where they used King’s Hawaiian Rolls as hot dog/brat buns and we were going to try it.

    There’s 5 of us. That requires a lot of roll.

    Did you know King's Hawaiian makes their own brat and hamburger buns?

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited March 6
    My college roommate’s wife’s maid of honor is the daughter of the Kings Hawaiian founder

    I have to hear about these goddamm rolls every time I talk to him

    Now I want one with 6 strips of bacon on it

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  • KappaKappa we stayed bright as lightning we sang loud as thunderRegistered User regular
    edited March 6
    do you think she pulled them apart and ate them individually as intended
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    They were up on top of a box on the counter! I think the cat might have been an accomplice!

    followup question, do you have a pet cam

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited March 6
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
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    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    why did you have 32 hawaiian rolls on hand

    We had made a trip to the local warehouse store after seeing a tik tok where they used King’s Hawaiian Rolls as hot dog/brat buns and we were going to try it.

    There’s 5 of us. That requires a lot of roll.

    Did you know King's Hawaiian makes their own brat and hamburger buns?

    I don’t think I did!

    Sadly the brat buns are only in packs of 6 or 12, but they are substantial and I've yet to make a sausage or brat that they couldn't handle.

    Though yes, in a pinch 2-3 normal rolls can make a nice impromptu bun.

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    King's Hawaiian is actually from my home town of Torrance, California.
    You can go to the King's Hawaiian Bakery and have a lot of good Hawaiian food, but especially cakes.

    My question for Raijin is have you seen the new Captain America movie? Follow up: if so, what did you think?

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