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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Bergy wrote: »
    this is the worst thing ever

    let's steal all the anhydrous insecticide

    do you want to live like kings

    like jew kings

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  • Roland of GileadRoland of Gilead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    I'm in the middle of getting so royally ass raped right now, because I bailed a friend out of jail.

    Don't ever ever ever bail someone out of jail.

    ever

    Isn't there a thing where you can bail someone out but then opt out of being responsible for them. But then I think if the money is refunded it goes to them so you're kinda screwed out of some money if you can't trust them to give it back.

    Yeah you can get out of the bond but it costs money.

    Here's my situation. I bailed a friend out of jail. I needed to put up collateral so we used his car. His car was a recent purchase and the title had been signed by the previous owner but not the new one (my friend).

    The Bailbondsman requires that the car be in their name. Since he's sitting in jail I have to register the car in my name so I can put them as the legal owner. A little while after he was out his van got towed. The van in MY name. I got a phone call from the tow yard saying that I owe $1300. They heard my problem and lowered it to $250. I got it out and parked somewhere where it wouldn't get towed again. Told him to leave it and that he owed me $250.

    Then He missed court. Bench warrant time. Now the bounty hunter is after him. Bounty Hunter couldn't find him so he came after me. Showed up at my house and scared the crap out of my roommates. I talk to them and tell them whats going on. Didn't give up my buddy and told them I would get him to court and get shit straight. Told him to get his ass to court and he skipped again.

    Then the van got towed again. He moved it from where I had it and it got towed. Cost me $600 this time. I finally told the bounty hunter where he was and sent him to jail. Now It's gonna cost me $750 to get away from the bond. The best part is that apparently the state messed up and he nevver actually missed court. So they let him out the next morning.

    He knows I sent the bounty hunter to him, so now he's telling everyone that he's going to kill me.

    I'm so pissed I can't even think.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    I'm in the middle of getting so royally ass raped right now, because I bailed a friend out of jail.

    Don't ever ever ever bail someone out of jail.

    ever

    Isn't there a thing where you can bail someone out but then opt out of being responsible for them. But then I think if the money is refunded it goes to them so you're kinda screwed out of some money if you can't trust them to give it back.

    Yeah you can get out of the bond but it costs money.

    Here's my situation. I bailed a friend out of jail. I needed to put up collateral so we used his car. His car was a recent purchase and the title had been signed by the previous owner but not the new one (my friend).

    The Bailbondsman requires that the car be in their name. Since he's sitting in jail I have to register the car in my name so I can put them as the legal owner. A little while after he was out his van got towed. The van in MY name. I got a phone call from the tow yard saying that I owe $1300. They heard my problem and lowered it to $250. I got it out and parked somewhere where it wouldn't get towed again. Told him to leave it and that he owed me $250.

    Then He missed court. Bench warrant time. Now the bounty hunter is after him. Bounty Hunter couldn't find him so he came after me. Showed up at my house and scared the crap out of my roommates. I talk to them and tell them whats going on. Didn't give up my buddy and told them I would get him to court and get shit straight. Told him to get his ass to court and he skipped again.

    Then the van got towed again. He moved it from where I had it and it got towed. Cost me $600 this time. I finally told the bounty hunter where he was and sent him to jail. Now It's gonna cost me $750 to get away from the bond. The best part is that apparently the state messed up and he nevver actually missed court. So they let him out the next morning.

    He knows I sent the bounty hunter to him, so now he's telling everyone that he's going to kill me.

    I'm so pissed I can't even think.

    well if the state messed up and he didnt miss court. and your his co-signer. go to the bondsman. and ask him/her for forfeiture of bond. which will take your name off the bond and put him away til someone else decides to pay for his no good ass. oh and if he wants to kill you after he gets out....kill him first?
    actually. if the car is still in your name and being used as collateral. do the ultimate revenge move and when the bondsman posts the forfeiture and you get the car back. sell it.

    to? too? wtf?!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    talk to a bail issuer? they might be able to help you

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  • Roland of GileadRoland of Gilead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What the fuck is the $400 surrender fee?

    the $150 for the bounty hunter and the $200 for court make sense.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man that guy sounds like a jerk

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    What the fuck is the $400 surrender fee?

    the $150 for the bounty hunter and the $200 for court make sense.

    the surrender fee!?!?! dude! my bondsman pays that to surrender. she usually doesnt make the co-signer pay it. she'll post a forfeiture, the cosigner will pay for the bounty hunter and court. and thats usually it. your bondsman must be a dick.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    so, let me get this straight. He's going to kill you because you got sick of paying money for his van and to keep him out of jail?

    fuck 'im.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    this is the most boring shit ever

    Knob on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What the fuck is the $400 surrender fee?

    the $150 for the bounty hunter and the $200 for court make sense.

    Bounty hunters like to beat people, they get really upset if you just give up so you have to give them money as well.

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  • Roland of GileadRoland of Gilead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yeah, I need to call him tomorrow. He's been really cool up to now. I gotta get that shit fixed.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    your shit is boring, cocksucker

    Knob on
  • Roland of GileadRoland of Gilead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    so, let me get this straight. He's going to kill you because you got sick of paying money for his van and to keep him out of jail?

    fuck 'im.

    Yeah, I'm not worried in the least. I told a mutual friend to tell him to bring $1000 when he comes to kill me.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    What the fuck is the $400 surrender fee?

    the $150 for the bounty hunter and the $200 for court make sense.

    Bounty hunters like to beat people, they get really upset if you just give up so you have to give them money as well.

    no truer words have ever been spoken. i go to get trained to be a bounty hunter in december. (right now i'm a P.I.) but i cant wait to become a bounty hunter so i can throw a piece of shit bail jumper in jail. but only if they did something fucked up like beat their wife or something...those kinds of people need a beating.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    maybe you should mod someone that will stir up some trouble

    eh?

    eh?

    ehhhhhhh?


    ehhh...

    Raneados on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    'mod me mod me launch me into space here is a drawing'

    your shit is boring too

    Knob on
  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    your shit is boring, cocksucker

    so sorry that my thread doesnt deal with D&D, furries, or people (that mock me).

    space_satan on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    hurf durf durf

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    your shit is boring, cocksucker

    so sorry that my thread doesnt deal with D&D, furries, or people (that mock me).

    that shit sucks too

    but at least there's some goddamned substance to it

    Knob on
  • Roland of GileadRoland of Gilead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    'mod me mod me launch me into space here is a drawing'

    your shit is boring too

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    honestly

    i think being a bounty hunter would be cool only for one reason

    so you could tell people you're a bounty hunter

    that's it

    bragging rights, basically

    Pony on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    'mod me mod me launch me into space here is a drawing'

    your shit is boring too

    I haven't asked to be modded in well over a week

    also: knob your material ain't so fresh itself

    Raneados on
  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    your shit is boring, cocksucker

    so sorry that my thread doesnt deal with D&D, furries, or people (that mock me).

    that shit sucks too

    but at least there's some goddamned substance to it

    theres substance to this! its discussing the legal processes and work that go into bailbonding.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    honestly

    i think being a bounty hunter would be cool only for one reason

    so you could tell people you're a bounty hunter

    that's it

    bragging rights, basically

    And the jet pack.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think being a repo man would be cooler

    In your house, takin your shit.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    And the jet pack.

    classy

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    your shit is boring, cocksucker

    so sorry that my thread doesnt deal with D&D, furries, or people (that mock me).

    that shit sucks too

    but at least there's some goddamned substance to it

    Shemales.

    I don't know. Has this ship sailed?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    I think being a repo man would be cooler

    In your house, takin your shit.

    I wanted to be a repo man until I saw the wrestler

    Raneados on
  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    I think being a repo man would be cooler

    In your house, takin your shit.

    being a bounty hunter is like...the same thing. but your repo-ing people. and no one cares if the merchandise gets damaged.

    space_satan on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    'mod me mod me launch me into space here is a drawing'

    your shit is boring too

    I haven't asked to be modded in well over a week

    also: knob your material ain't so fresh itself

    fuck that

    check this out


    hey did you ever eat airline food

    what the hell is up with that

    Knob on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    I think being a repo man would be cooler

    In your house, takin your shit.

    being a bounty hunter is like...the same thing. but your repo-ing people. and no one cares if the merchandise gets damaged.


    Yeah... but when i play elderscrolls I join the thieves guild, not the fighters guild.

    Honestly, I'd rather pick somones locks, take their shit, leave a note and call it a day.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    I think being a repo man would be cooler

    In your house, takin your shit.

    being a bounty hunter is like...the same thing. but your repo-ing people. and no one cares if the merchandise gets damaged.


    Yeah... but when i play elderscrolls I join the thieves guild, not the fighters guild.

    Honestly, I'd rather pick somones locks, take their shit, leave a note and call it a day.

    i prefer to go into their house, ask them to come quietly. then pray to god that they put up a fight so i can get out some frustration by throwing someone through a coffee table and handcuffing them.

    space_satan on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    'mod me mod me launch me into space here is a drawing'

    your shit is boring too

    I haven't asked to be modded in well over a week

    also: knob your material ain't so fresh itself

    fuck that

    check this out


    hey did you ever eat airline food

    what the hell is up with that


    get off the stage, fatass!

    Raneados on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    I think being a repo man would be cooler

    In your house, takin your shit.

    being a bounty hunter is like...the same thing. but your repo-ing people. and no one cares if the merchandise gets damaged.


    Yeah... but when i play elderscrolls I join the thieves guild, not the fighters guild.

    Honestly, I'd rather pick somones locks, take their shit, leave a note and call it a day.

    i prefer to go into their house, ask them to come quietly. then pray to god that they put up a fight so i can get out some frustration by throwing someone through a coffee table and handcuffing them.

    I'm also about the size of a wood elf

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Why you always gotta argue?



    I hate you both.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    I think being a repo man would be cooler

    In your house, takin your shit.

    being a bounty hunter is like...the same thing. but your repo-ing people. and no one cares if the merchandise gets damaged.


    Yeah... but when i play elderscrolls I join the thieves guild, not the fighters guild.

    Honestly, I'd rather pick somones locks, take their shit, leave a note and call it a day.

    i prefer to go into their house, ask them to come quietly. then pray to god that they put up a fight so i can get out some frustration by throwing someone through a coffee table and handcuffing them.

    I'm also about the size of a wood elf

    i'm 6' 4'' 275 lbs.

    space_satan on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    5'10" 120

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    fuck you sil, I hope you die

    Raneados on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    'mod me mod me launch me into space here is a drawing'

    your shit is boring too

    I haven't asked to be modded in well over a week

    also: knob your material ain't so fresh itself

    fuck that

    check this out


    hey did you ever eat airline food

    what the hell is up with that


    get off the stage, fatass!

    and why the hell can't i get my vcr to stop blinking 12:00

    did you ever notice that

    all the vcrs blink 12:00 because everybody is so dumb

    Knob on
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