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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    seppuku + bukakke = seppukakke

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    hmm, you could always gather the Dragon Balls and wish for immortality for her

    that'd cheer me up

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Have tender and passionate vaginal intercourse with her in the missionary position and then spend a lot of money on gifts for her to show your feelings.


    Or do it in da butt

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nothing says I love you and want you to stay alive like a loaded handgun.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What I'm saying is steal someones peaches

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I just think that, in regards to tangible romantic human relationships, you shouldn't have to consult a forum for means of showing someone you care about them.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    how about a happy ending

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    slap her til she forgets her name

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Both of you take those girly self defense courses, where the whole class is spent kneeing a foamed up dude in the groin. Volunteer to be that dude, to show that you really care for her safety.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    heartwrenchingly confess that you'll do anything to make this right since she settled for you and you might not get another opportunity like that

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hrm. Chick flicks work occasionally.

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    you could let her date someone else.
    that'd be the nicest thing you could do for her.

    ZAP

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tattoo her name in giant letters on your back. In hiragana.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    And here I was hoping it'd be help on suicide methods.

    Yeah, hey, I know what would help your girlfriend. Cut your wrists "down the road" instead of "across the street."

    so trite.

    Why would I do anything that requires any more effort than that?

    well if you're not going to try why submit anything... huh, defender?
    im disapointed in you.
    so much potential squandered.
    you know what? you can ride your bike to prom.

    I stand by my decision. "Cut yourself," "Across the road," "Kill yourself," or ":arrow:" were the best first-page responses for me, given that thread title/author combo.

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    ASH
    Pack a picnic and take her on a hike.

    Well apart from the expected reponses, thats quite a good Idea. I will try to find somewhere nice to have a picnic and hike. Probably will have to go to some place in Ontario thats scenic and lovely away from the normal troubles.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I should post more because I'm pretty sure that's what the forums have been lacking.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    well, whatever you do, don't buy her an octopus

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Tattoo her name in giant letters on your back. In hiragana.

    NO, KATAKANA! KATAKANA! FOREIGN WORD!

    (assuming she has a non-Japanese name)

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    ASH
    Pack a picnic and take her on a hike.

    This scene is in quite a few mangas. You can, infact, make it a little fantasy trip!

    Find scenes in the real world that look akin to different manga scenes, and take her there.

    For added effect, place the manga in reference at the scene, and give it to her as a present. This will definately lighten her spirits!

    Unless it is a hentai magazine.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ash this is my problem

    If you knew we were going to respond like this, why make a thread

    Why

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Give her a pearl necklace



    Then cum all over her neck when she's not expecting it.

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    AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Deinflate her and put her back in the closet til she learns her lesson.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Katchem_ash wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    ASH
    Pack a picnic and take her on a hike.

    Well apart from the expected reponses, thats quite a good Idea. I will try to find somewhere nice to have a picnic and hike. Probably will have to go to some place in Ontario thats scenic and lovely away from the normal troubles.

    You know where's a good place for a picnic?

    Jane and Finch

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    A really awesome present would be if you could somehow turn yourself into a grown man for her.

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Hmm, that too is a good idea. I know exactly which Manga to do for a Picnic!

    I asked here because every idea was so common. I never thought of picnics and thus I might have found a way. I should get more information for the weekend. Might also rent some sort of non-haunted cabin for the weekend.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Tattoo her name in giant letters on your back. In hiragana.

    NO, KATAKANA! KATAKANA! FOREIGN WORD!

    (assuming she has a non-Japanese name)

    Her soul name is in Japanese, fool. He shouldn't forget the -chan at the end either.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Also, kill yourself.

    Nothing personal, it's just what we do here.

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    ash is like that fat kid from that movie Angus ...
    and everyone at se++ thinks they're james van der beek
    but they're really the skinny nerdy kid with the big ears.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Angus was loveable

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Angus was loveable

    So was your anus, but hey, different strokes for different folks

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ash, have you considered raping her?

    Do it before he can.

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Katchem_ash wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    ASH
    Pack a picnic and take her on a hike.

    Well apart from the expected reponses, thats quite a good Idea. I will try to find somewhere nice to have a picnic and hike. Probably will have to go to some place in Ontario thats scenic and lovely away from the normal troubles.

    You know where's a good place for a picnic?

    Jane and Finch

    HA! Like I would never go in such a place. I don't plan to die, so I don't think I shall.

    Funny story, one of my co-workers friend is working for a company that does security for some apartment buildings. He was with his partner and as they entered the buildig they saw a fridge land on the car.

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    broodfase

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey borfase what's your opinion on this

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    take her on a balloon ride and throw her off

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Angus was loveable

    yeah, so ash is lovable because hey, he's awkward... bu he's got integrity.
    but the majority of se++ are all awkward but lack integrity.
    so they don't get to fuck the prom queen.
    neither does ash but this isn't a movie.

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Hmm, what to do for a present? I mean would you suggest a present Manifest? What about you Transporter?

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    TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This is irrelevant. None of this matters.
    The world ends 2029.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Ash, have you considered raping her?

    Do it before he can.

    What if he was to rape her right before she was going to let him do her? Like he interrupts her and just rapes.

    Does that count?

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ash. During the picnic, don't forget to tell her that you didn't come up with this idea for her. But instead asked a bunch of random internet people for advice because you couldn't think of something touching for her on your own. I'm sure she'll appreciate your honesty.

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