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Hats! (NSF56K, work)

Mongrel IdiotMongrel Idiot Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
A hat is an article of clothing worn on the head. Hats are a type of headgear, but not all pieces of headgear are caps. For example:
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Headgear, but not a hat.

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Headgear, AND a hat.


Hats and caps are very similar! Caps, however...
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... tend to fit close to the head and either lack a brim or have only a visor, while hats...

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... tend to have larger brims and higher crowns.

Hats go in and out of fashion, just like musical styles...
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... and methods of government.
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For example there was a time when Presidents wore top hats...
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... but nowadays if you wear one you run the risk of being involved in something like this.
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Everybody wears hats, from the overlord of a world-spanning religious order...
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... to this guy.
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Particularly classy wearers of hats include the Amish...
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... wizards...
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... demonically possessed Russian women...
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... and cowboys.
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Here's to all the wacky and wild things we put on our heads.

This has been a part of Mongrel Idiot's docu-drama series "Things That Are Awesome."

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I was not allowed to wear hats or any sort of headgear for my CoE/Visa application.

    scarlet st. on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That last picture is arousing.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    this is an awesome thread

    I'll be back to bray like a jackass if it takes a turn for the camwhore, but good luck regardless

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I love me some hats, which is unfortunate because I have a huge dome that doesn't like them. My XL bucket hat is still a little too small on me, especially with a full head of hair. :(

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I have made a few hats in the past few days.

    But Jermaine just made a camwhore comment, and the photos of these hats are with them on my head, so I guess that means I shouldn't post 'em.

    Sheri on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    get rid of the pictures in the first post and add a rule that pictures of Gafoto aren't allowed

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I've always wanted a nice fedora.

    Also, here is a silly hat:

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I have a large noggin.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I guess I could crop the photos so I can show the hats

    But that's, like, work.

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  • Mongrel IdiotMongrel Idiot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    this is an awesome thread

    I'll be back to bray like a jackass if it takes a turn for the camwhore, but good luck regardless
    I can't really conceive of a universe where this doesn't take a turn for the camwhore.

    If the hat is awesome, why not?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If this goes all camwhore, I'll post a pic of me with this really nice driver's cap I got on Venice Beach.

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Don't look here. I like my bucket hat, but it is plain and black aside from a few pins. Nothing to show off.

    TxdoHawk on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like hats.

    I had a hat once.

    Then I lost it.

    Then four years later I found it again.

    I have a hat now.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like to sport one of these while driving:

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    I just wish I could find a picture of my actual hat and not these look-alikes

    spono on
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  • Mongrel IdiotMongrel Idiot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dudes post awesome hats it doesn't matter whose head they are on put them on your dog if you have to.

    (note: that is "dog" not "dong.")

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    I have made a few hats in the past few days.

    But Jermaine just made a camwhore comment, and the photos of these hats are with them on my head, so I guess that means I shouldn't post 'em.

    strangely enough, I really do want this to turn into a camwhore thread

    I love em

    edit: also, I really do think it's a rad thread, and I really am a jackass who brays

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dudes post awesome hats it doesn't matter whose head they are on put them on your dog if you have to.

    (note: that is "dog" not "dong.")

    too late

    AHH! on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    I have made a few hats in the past few days.

    But Jermaine just made a camwhore comment, and the photos of these hats are with them on my head, so I guess that means I shouldn't post 'em.

    strangely enough, I really do want this to turn into a camwhore thread

    I love em

    I don't wanna get in trouble

    I don't wanna be blamed for it turning into a camwhore thread

    Like the last time that I said that and then everyone was like 'Well it's not your fault everyone else is just stupid' and then Pony posted his picture and I was like 'Fuck!'

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  • Mongrel IdiotMongrel Idiot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I used to have a hat like Spono posted but a friend of mine stole it.

    Well.

    He started wearing it around, and it looked way better on him than it did on me, so I gave it to him.

    That's like stealing.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't wear hats, so I don't think this thread is for me.

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  • Mongrel IdiotMongrel Idiot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    I don't wear hats, so I don't think this thread is for me.
    You can gaze upon the myriad glory of hats displayed within!

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    alright, I gotta go grab a camera

    I'm keeping twin dicks crossed for the success of this endeavor

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  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Would you rather give a blowjob to a man in a top hat, or give a man a blowjob whilst wearing a top hat?

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  • Mongrel IdiotMongrel Idiot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Guys I'll be right back.

    I am going to get dinner.

    Please post cool hats in the interim.

    I am counting on you.

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  • omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    My favorite hat that I never wear

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    How about just hair? Ive never understood the need for hats. Is it for sun or to spend 20$ to support a team or 50$ for whatever?

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    while I drive off to find my camera, here is a semi-accurate representation of how the disney pirates site thinks I would look while wearing barbossa's hat and scalp

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    Not my favorite picture, not my favorite hat


    Both earn a solid "meh".

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    shit shit shit

    where is my nice driver's cap

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I just tired to drink an unopened beer


    I should probably go to sleep.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
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    here is a hat given to me by Paris, France

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    here is a hat given to me by Paris, France

    Is that like the European alternative to handing out the key to the city?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I wear a Yankees baseball cap a lot.

    I grew up in upstate NY, so it's not total bandwagonneering.

    I would prefer to not wear the hat most days, but my hair is stick straight and unless I put something on it to force it to lay(lie?) down, it'll poof out when it dries in the morning. And I don't feel like putting product in it all the fucking time. Luckily we have a pretty lax dress code at work.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jermaine, I never knew you were such a pretty girl.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jermaine are you sure you aren't a lady?

    EDIT: AHAHAHA

    Sheri on
  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Europeans are weird

    they fart to say hello, and the giant wasp invasion is completely out of hand

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    jinx owe me a coke

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    thanks guys, but now I'm turning red, which coupled with my dress, is confusing everyone in the house

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    jinx owe me a coke

    No way

    I need my cokes.

    Anyway, here are the two hats I made the other day.

    One! Two!

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