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So my friend's mom...
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Sends him this kooky religious email fwd, but keep reading, because unbeknownst to them, there is something hilarious in it.
-Thought you would enjoy. Inspiration for the day.
> >
> > Photo taken in Kentucky
> >
> >
> > (insert name) sent this out. It is called: God's hands.
> >
> > I took this picture on Hwy 30, traveling to London , KY.
> >It has given me
> > strength in the times of trouble. I feel I should share
> >it with the rest of
> > the world. I hope it is an inspiration to you. It just
> >goes to show what
> > we already know.... We have a God and he's watching over u!
> >
> > I e-mailed this picture to News Chanel 36. I was
> contacted by
> > Meteorologist John James. He said that this picture of the
>
> >sky is
> > showing up, in all states, around the world. He wanted to
>
> >know where
> > I was from and where I took it. He saw a similar picture
> >taken in Texas.
> > He said this is amazing to him!
-Thought you would enjoy. Inspiration for the day.
> >
> > Photo taken in Kentucky
> >
> >
> > (insert name) sent this out. It is called: God's hands.
> >
> > I took this picture on Hwy 30, traveling to London , KY.
> >It has given me
> > strength in the times of trouble. I feel I should share
> >it with the rest of
> > the world. I hope it is an inspiration to you. It just
> >goes to show what
> > we already know.... We have a God and he's watching over u!
> >
> > I e-mailed this picture to News Chanel 36. I was
> contacted by
> > Meteorologist John James. He said that this picture of the
>
> >sky is
> > showing up, in all states, around the world. He wanted to
>
> >know where
> > I was from and where I took it. He saw a similar picture
> >taken in Texas.
> > He said this is amazing to him!
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god just goatse'd Texas
well played, God
(I know, I know, it's a damn photoshop)
Does not deliver.
The sad part (ignoring the goatse for the moment) is that there are people who are going to believe this.
it was taken in KY
how the fuck is that not pure hilarious
Yeah, I kinda figured that's what it was gonna be when I saw the "God's Hands" part.
1. It'd be really funny.
2. She'd wonder why the fuck I knew that.
ew,old people
That is awesome.
and for days later, she'd be working around the house, singing "Me love bukake! Me love bukake!" over and over again. My buddy's grandmother thought it was hilarious and sang along. Neither of them knew what it meant.
Until one day they went to Wal-Mart, and my buddy got dragged along. There she is, his own mother, singing and dancing in one of the aisles while shopping. "Me love bukake! Me love bukake!"
And my friend, finally mortified enough to spill the beans, grabs his mother's arm and says "MOM! You can't sing that song any more!"
And she's all, "Why not? It's cute!"
And he says, "Do you know what bukake means?"
And she's all, "It's some silly little japanese word, why?"
And he explains.
And her face drops. And she gets real pale.
And she says, "Oh god, no wonder that guy was looking at me so funny! OH GOD!"
And my friend just says, "Please... please don't tell Grandma."
Almost as much as I love those forwarded emails that say "Hey my [relative] took these in a recent storm!" when they were stolen off a professional photographer's website. Oh, and when you tell the person who forwarded it to you this, they get angry and defensive and say "Well he's not a liar!"
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I remember the last time you told that story. :P
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but it has been a while
and that shit's always funny
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Did you check the file name?
there's your "light user" somebody who checks email and, say, forwards goatse to each other unintentionally
they're kind of like somebody who floats on an inner tube
then there's "moderate users" someone who has at least a decent knowledge of the various currents and reefs of the internet and occasionally snorkels and views it's strange wondrous depths
"heavy users" are akin to shark divers, willing to risk danger while still not going too deep
then there are "internauts" those who plunge in the deep dark in Victorian-Era diving suits, encountering bizarre and alien concepts and beasts that would warp an unprepared mind in the black abyss.
really i just thought of teefs in a big old dive suit and laughed.
And they were talking about micropenis
And I giggled
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The point ->.
You
>.
(go back to 4chan)
You should have been listening to Left Of Center instead. The playboy channel is fucking awful.
you're gonna go out and find us some strange new horror and bring it aboard the SS SE PLUS PLUS
It breaks free and spreads to every thread.
Then Wilford Brimley totally fucking shoves his whole hand into Rank's face
that's gunna suck.