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  • JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    jmillikin wrote: »

    It's the one internet horror I refuse to watch. Bring on your shock images, I've seen them all, but SWAP.avi sounds just too much.

    Wanna give me the basic idea of what it is? Im curious and too lazy to hunt it down on my own.

    There's a somethingawful review of it somewhere. In short, its name is SWAP (as in swap meet) and it involves feces.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    jmillikin wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    jmillikin wrote: »

    It's the one internet horror I refuse to watch. Bring on your shock images, I've seen them all, but SWAP.avi sounds just too much.

    Wanna give me the basic idea of what it is? Im curious and too lazy to hunt it down on my own.

    There's a somethingawful review of it somewhere. In short, its name is SWAP (as in swap meet) and it involves feces.

    Ah.

    :|

    D:

    Marathon on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    jmillikin wrote: »

    It's the one internet horror I refuse to watch. Bring on your shock images, I've seen them all, but SWAP.avi sounds just too much.

    Wanna give me the basic idea of what it is? Im curious and too lazy to hunt it down on my own.

    women who were paid to shit into each other's vaginas and mouths and into each other's butts and then they throw up into their various orifaces

    and they act like they're having fun the whole time

    The review of it on SA is amazing writing.

    Abracadaniel on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    jmillikin wrote: »

    It's the one internet horror I refuse to watch. Bring on your shock images, I've seen them all, but SWAP.avi sounds just too much.

    Wanna give me the basic idea of what it is? Im curious and too lazy to hunt it down on my own.

    women who were paid to shit into each other's vaginas and mouths and into each other's butts and then they throw up into their various orifaces

    and they act like they're having fun the whole time

    The review of it on SA is amazing writing.

    It's the thing where she scoops it with her finger that made me gag.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I did not view any of the SWAP images. The review was quite enough. I draw the line at poopsex.

    Ashcroft on
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    edited June 2007
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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    jmillikin wrote: »

    It's the one internet horror I refuse to watch. Bring on your shock images, I've seen them all, but SWAP.avi sounds just too much.

    Wanna give me the basic idea of what it is? Im curious and too lazy to hunt it down on my own.

    women who were paid to shit into each other's vaginas and mouths and into each other's butts and then they throw up into their various orifaces

    and they act like they're having fun the whole time

    The review of it on SA is amazing writing.

    I'm so turned on right now.
    Not really

    Marathon on
  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    jmillikin wrote: »

    It's the one internet horror I refuse to watch. Bring on your shock images, I've seen them all, but SWAP.avi sounds just too much.

    Wanna give me the basic idea of what it is? Im curious and too lazy to hunt it down on my own.

    women who were paid to shit into each other's vaginas and mouths and into each other's butts and then they throw up into their various orifaces

    and they act like they're having fun the whole time

    The review of it on SA is amazing writing.

    I'm so turned on right now.
    Not really

    gotta see this shit

    i wonder if it is on pornotube

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pussy

    I'm English. I have a note from my doctor that says I can't watch people eating poop.

    Ashcroft on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I almost watched the Pain Olympics today.

    The video started and I thought to myself, "BME has videos, I've never heard of-- OH GOD NO!"

    I managed to throw the monitor out of the window before the video really kicked in.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Ninja BotNinja Bot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I almost watched the Pain Olympics today.

    The video started and I thought to myself, "BME has videos, I've never heard of-- OH GOD NO!"

    I managed to throw the monitor out of the window before the video really kicked in.

    What is this you speak of? Is it a horror worse than swap?

    Ninja Bot on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    When I watched it, all I could think was, "Who are these people and why are they doing this?"

    Don't they know that they could get an infection?

    It can't be that hard to find the Pain Olympics, but I'm pretty sure it's linked half-way down the front page of Blog Wars.com.

    Obviously the rest of the site is NSFW, so don't come bitching to me.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Ninja BotNinja Bot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Is it a competition, like one dude puts a fishook on his head and rips it off and then the other says oh yeah? and ties a tow cable attatched to a truck around his dong. I would watch that.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Then there's medals and podium and lots of national anthems.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pussy

    *ahem*
    snorkler.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Teefs can I join your elite core? Or do I have to keep chilling in this damn shark cage?

    Quetzi on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Aww.


    The shark cage thing is actually pretty accurate for me. I hang out in a safety cage and these horrible things attack me and I just capture them and bring them up to the surface. I am more of an evil dick with a shark cage than anything.

    Quetzi on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest we are part of an elite core of deep-divers

    YAR, ye not believe the monsters I've seen.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    hey fags

    Homeless on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    sup

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  • BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    From reading this thread I have concluded that my eyes are too virgin to be the eyes of an internaut.

    (I've never even been goatse'ed)

    Basic on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    hows that inner tube treating you

    Abracadaniel on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Basic wrote: »
    From reading this thread I have concluded that my eyes are too virgin to be the eyes of an internaut.

    (I've never even been goatse'ed)

    There's a first time for everything. Want me to PM you some select images?

    Quetzi on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    like ripping off a bandaid

    before i've ever seen goatse though I've chanced upon rotten.com, which upped the ante so that nothing shocks me anymore

    Faricazy on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    one time when I was in a shitty band I sang a whole show from inside a shark cage in the middle of what could jokingly be called "the mosh pit".

    it was fun. I was always doing stupid shit like that. I started that show draped in a jesus rug.

    Some 15 year old girl was all "hey let me dance with you in the cage"

    and I was all

    "ewwww statutory-y"

    Rankenphile on
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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    From reading this thread I have concluded that my eyes are too virgin to be the eyes of an internaut.

    (I've never even been goatse'ed)

    There's a first time for everything. Want me to PM you some select images?

    ....yes

    (i know you weren't talking to me)

    Marathon on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    like ripping off a bandaid

    before i've ever seen goatse though I've chanced upon rotten.com, which upped the ante so that nothing shocks me anymore

    swap.avi

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    yeah, pretty much every shock image ever ain't shit compared to swap

    Rankenphile on
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  • BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    From reading this thread I have concluded that my eyes are too virgin to be the eyes of an internaut.

    (I've never even been goatse'ed)

    There's a first time for everything. Want me to PM you some select images?


    That would be totally awesome!

    Not really. D:

    Basic on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Swap sounds like Tubgirl...but re-imagined as an extreme sports show.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i saw the pictures of swap that were in the SA article

    don't feel like watching it though

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    it was created (well, funded) literally by Something Awful

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    yeah, pretty much every shock image ever ain't shit compared to swap
    Uh...what is it?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    swap is basically...

    okay, like, if shock images were pokemons

    tubgirl is like, squirtle or something. Maybe half squirtle, half mudkip.

    Swap is like motherfucking godzilla raping an atom bomb.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    it was created (well, funded) literally by Something Awful
    whoa, really?

    Faricazy on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    it was created (well, funded) literally by Something Awful
    whoa, really?
    yes. really.

    Rankenphile on
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