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The New Batsuit

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    webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Does anyone remember this show?

    Yeah, it wasn't great. And Mantis just paralyze darted every bad guy in the end.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nooo, my childhood

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Take that meissnerd's beliefs

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Not where I grew up

    Different version I guess

    it's got away

    joker even sings it in Christmas with the Joker

    the barenaked ladies use "got away" in their version of jingle bells

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    the new batsuit looks cool

    joker promo looks creepy as hell

    i'm happy

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i prefer jingle balls

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    maybe they'll add a few more tires to the abortionmobile

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    take that back shoe

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    maybe they'll add a few more tires to the abortionmobile

    Rumor has it that it gets totaled and he uses the 'cycle instead.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    maybe they'll add a few more tires to the abortionmobile

    Rumor has it that it gets totaled and he uses the 'cycle instead.

    only instead of a cycle it's an ATV

    a ten foot tall ATV

    he has to use a grappling hook to get into it

    will it have "stealth mode?" or can he not turn his headlights off?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    maybe they'll add a few more tires to the abortionmobile

    Rumor has it that it gets totaled and he uses the 'cycle instead.

    only instead of a cycle it's an ATV

    a ten foot tall ATV

    he has to use a grappling hook to get into it

    will it have "stealth mode?" or can he not turn his headlights off?

    :lol:

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I thought the batsuv was stupid at first

    but then he started driving over cars and shit and i was all "yeah, i'm okay with this"

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    I thought the batsuv was stupid at first

    but then he started driving over cars and shit and i was all "yeah, i'm okay with this"

    THAT IS NOT HOW BATMAN DOES THINGS

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    I thought the batsuv was stupid at first

    but then he started driving over cars and shit and i was all "yeah, i'm okay with this"

    BATMEN DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    I thought the batsuv was stupid at first

    but then he started driving over cars and shit and i was all "yeah, i'm okay with this"

    THAT IS NOT HOW BATMAN DOES THINGS

    he didn't tap katie holmes before either but i was cool with that

    not like her acting or anything i mean

    just looking at her

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ok shoe what would you have for the batmobile huh

    something all pussy-like and camp i bet

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    I thought the batsuv was stupid at first

    but then he started driving over cars and shit and i was all "yeah, i'm okay with this"

    THAT IS NOT HOW BATMAN DOES THINGS

    he didn't tap katie holmes before either but i was cool with that

    not like her acting or anything i mean

    just looking at her

    yeah she'd probably be tolerable with a cock in her mouth

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ok shoe what would you have for the batmobile huh

    something all pussy-like and camp i bet

    man, I'd prefer a normal car that sort of changes into a batmobile

    something discreet

    not a big ugly tank thing

    maybe one of the car companies could debut a car in the movie as the batmobile, or something

    I just don't know why they would go with something so giant and loud for a guy that sneaks around at night

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ok shoe what would you have for the batmobile huh

    something all pussy-like and camp i bet

    man, I'd prefer a normal car that sort of changes into a batmobile

    something discreet

    not a big ugly tank thing

    maybe one of the car companies could debut a car in the movie as the batmobile, or something

    I just don't know why they would go with something so giant and loud for a guy that sneaks around at night

    Maybe Dodge will make him a flying car

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ok shoe what would you have for the batmobile huh

    something all pussy-like and camp i bet

    man, I'd prefer a normal car that sort of changes into a batmobile

    something discreet

    not a big ugly tank thing

    maybe one of the car companies could debut a car in the movie as the batmobile, or something

    I just don't know why they would go with something so giant and loud for a guy that sneaks around at night

    Maybe Dodge will make him a flying car

    I said discreet

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    I thought the batsuv was stupid at first

    but then he started driving over cars and shit and i was all "yeah, i'm okay with this"

    THAT IS NOT HOW BATMAN DOES THINGS

    he didn't tap katie holmes before either but i was cool with that

    not like her acting or anything i mean

    just looking at her

    yeah she'd probably be tolerable with a cock in her mouth

    basically my mind went blank in every scene she was in as either a defensive reflex or maybe i was just busy undressing her with my eyes

    who knows!

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like that he'll be able to move his head now!


    But the rest of the suit does look a little busy.

    On the other hand, in the last movie I don't think you really got that good a look at the suit, not in good light at least. Maybe it will be like that in this one so it won't be distracting.


    I liked his old gauntlets, though.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ok shoe what would you have for the batmobile huh

    something all pussy-like and camp i bet

    man, I'd prefer a normal car that sort of changes into a batmobile

    something discreet

    not a big ugly tank thing

    maybe one of the car companies could debut a car in the movie as the batmobile, or something

    I just don't know why they would go with something so giant and loud for a guy that sneaks around at night

    Maybe Dodge will make him a flying car

    I said discreet

    how about a neon batmobile rocketcar

    that transforms into a batrobot that batman can control from a button on his dick

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    I like that he'll be able to move his head now!


    But the rest of the suit does look a little busy.

    On the other hand, in the last movie I don't think you really got that good a look at the suit, not in good light at least. Maybe it will be like that in this one so it won't be distracting.


    I liked his old gauntlets, though.

    in the last movie anytime batman was on screen you didn't get a good look at anything!

    turns out they had a very sensitive cameraman, and every time there was a fight scene he had a seizure

    he later went on to shoot for battlestar galactica

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My guess is that it's because Christian Bale looked just as silly as Michael Keaton moving about and fighting, so their solution was to not really show it.

    I rationalize it by thinking they were going for a horror movie vibe, with Batman as the dubiously costumed/CGI'd monster.


    I liked it though.

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ok shoe what would you have for the batmobile huh

    something all pussy-like and camp i bet

    man, I'd prefer a normal car that sort of changes into a batmobile

    something discreet

    not a big ugly tank thing

    maybe one of the car companies could debut a car in the movie as the batmobile, or something

    I just don't know why they would go with something so giant and loud for a guy that sneaks around at night

    Maybe Dodge will make him a flying car

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What the hell is this the '90s TV Series thread

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    ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Now thats what I call dressed and confessed.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What sort of faggot-ass neighborhood did you grow up in where it's "Joker took ballet"? That's fucking stupid and gay and dumb. Plus, the Batmobile losing a wheel is directly related to Joker having an easier time getting away, and completely unrelated to Joker taking dance lessons.

    I hope the new bat suit doesn't fuck with Bale's throat so he has to use a stupid voice every time he wears it. That was the only real problem I had with the design of the previous one.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    is that why he did the stupid voice?

    I really hope so because if not, I will be angry.

    I hate the "Batman" voice that everyone does.

    Conversely, I loved the Kevin Conroy Bruce Wayne voice.

    All sounding jazzed about everything.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think he uses it to sound intimidating rather than it being the result of his suit

    I didn't have a problem with it

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like the look of that promo joker

    slashed face 'n all

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Defender, don't be silly. He did that on purpose because that's how Batman talks.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    is that why he did the stupid voice?

    I really hope so because if not, I will be angry.

    You and me both. Unfortunately, I simply made up that the suit was compressing his throat. But, uh, hey...I don't...I don't know that it's not true, right? I can't actually prove that it wasn't the suit's fault. But I feel better pretending that he didn't mean to talk like a retard every time he had the suit on.
    FAQ wrote: »
    I think he uses it to sound intimidating rather than it being the result of his suit

    I didn't have a problem with it

    Yeah, I was being sarcastic.

    It sounded fucking retarded, and he used it every time he wore the suit, even when talking to Katie Holmes.

    I know, I know, "to avoid revealing his true identity, he changed his voice," right? Wrong, because he used his voice to say that whole "it's what I do that defines me" speech, which was verbatim from a conversation he had with her as Bruce Wayne, so he was purposely (albeit indirectly) telling her "I am Bruce Wayne." So he wasn't trying to avoid revealing his identity, yet he was still using the stupid voice.
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Defender, don't be silly. He did that on purpose because that's how Batman talks.

    Avril Lavigne is actually pretty hot.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SWEAR TO MEEEAAAAAAAGRRGGHHGGHHHHHHHHH

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Defender, you are seriously the dumbest.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I empathise highly with Patrick Bateman, sometimes.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That's pretty scary CG

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