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[Phalla] Phalla Insane Asylum - Day 7 - Black Market Agents Win!

precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Critical Failures
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One by one the criminally insane walk off the bus, chained together. Slowly but surely they mouth opens in disgust at their new Asylum, especially built for these "special" people. Four armed guards watch on hand as the guests arrive to their new home.

Upon entering facility, they are greeted with the dank smell of the rundown facility. What it lacks in color, it shows character as a cold, dauntless cage for those who wish to stay. Slowly but surely, the Patients walk single file, deep into the facility into the Common Room. It scantily decorated with a plasma tv bolted to the wall in the corner, a hydrotherapy fountain near the Waiting Room, a couple tables welded into the ground with chairs scattered about, a deck of cards sitting on the table, a set of checkers and a box of used porn in the corner.

The hospital staff is no where to be seen. They are locked into securely into the common room. One side of the room is large viewing window, taking up almost the entire side of the wall. Next to this window, a sign reads "Lobotomy Waiting Room". Inside this room sits five chairs, almost looking like a dentist's office along with a pretty little tree that sits in the corner. A large door with a circular window, sits closed, leading into some unknown area in this room.

On the other side of the wall, sits a tiny glass window, with a fat encrusted nurse with too much lipstick on, sitting their reading her cosmo. A tiny little sign next to it says "Medication Station". Besides these two things, the room is fairly bland, with no other windows to speak of.


The tv flickers on and a man of great power, great strength and large manhood appears standing in a doctors coat...



"Hello my children, I am Dr. Precisionk. However, my children, you may call me Father."

"You have been brought to this facility because your families sold your rights as a human being away, in exchange for a large sum of money. They care not for you anymore. You all have been left alone in this world, with no comfort, no money and no way to survive. Your families cared not for your condition and do not understand your full potential as human beings."

"Father wishes to take you to my bosom and love you. What the pitiful "institutions" tried to force on you, I will reverse. I will bring you back to society as leaders of the new world. Your minds will be heightened and your souls will be saved. I care only for your well being. Everyone is free to roam the Common Room. A select few of you, will have your minds taken beyond normal capacity and will enjoy an inner peace most cannot ever obtain."

"Do not fear for your safety. Despite no hospital staff on hand in the room, rest assured we have eyes and ears amongst your fellow patients. If shall need a question answered please as Father, Clarification on any of the questions or rules set forth. Be well my children. Father loves you."



It is best that you read the story every night. It may lead to possible hints of past, present, future events, identity roles and what not.



Rules
Every night, patients must place a vote on whom they wish for Father to lobotomize and bring enlightenment to. This is simply done as:

I !vote for DonkeyAnus for lobotomy


To retract your vote you must put:

I !retract my vote for DonkeyAnus, because he is so cute.

Voting closes at 11 est every night. Specials, have your PM's to me before then.


Game resolution is as follows:

Specials - > Patient Vote - > ??? Bad guy/s



Base Rules:

1. No sharing PM's

2. There will be no dead thread.

3. There may or may not be items.

4. You will know nothing, until the story develops.

5. All roles are assigned randomly.

6. If I deem you inactive, you will be killed. Immediately. Inactivity include not posting enough (minimum 3 posts). This is a game for god sakes, if you signed up to play, YOU SHOULD BE ACTIVE.

Lobotomy Waiting Room Rules:

1. Every person in the room is assigned and listed accordingly. The first person on the list will be lobotomized.

2. At least one person every night will be lobotomized, this number can wax and wane depending on certain things.

3. Ties in voting, result in no one returning to the Common Room.

4. You may view the Common Room thread, but you may not vote. This works both ways. You may watch what goes on but not speak. YOU WILL NOT COMMUNICATE TO OTHERS BESIDES THOSE IN THE ROOMS. You essentially are cut off to all but those who remain in this room. This goes for PM's and proboards. Your only communication is with those in this room.

5. All special powers are null and void in this room, unless specifically stated otherwise.

6. If the first person on the list is voted back into the Room, then everyone moves up a spot, thus the #2 on the list would then die for that night.

7. Waiting Room Events: Occur during the Patient vote. Waiting room patients receive a vote, after vote has been processed. Waiting Room and the patients inside are completely invulnerable to the Common Room specials powers/vote unless specifically stated otherwise.

Player List:
1. Kin33 - Lobotomized - Hospital Staff
2. Locus - Dead - Patient
3. Inquisitive Pepper - Sent to Lobotomy Waiting Room
4. Buzz Buzz
5. Shamus - Sent to the Lobotomy Waiting Room
6. Hakkekage - Lobotomized - Patient
7. Balefuego - Lobotomized - Conjoined Seer
8. Saburbia - Lobotomized - Patient
9. frandelgearslip
10. DarkPrimus - Lobotomized - Patient
11. robothero - Sent to Lobotomy Waiting Room
12. jdarksun - Dead - Patient
13. Last Son - Dead - Hospital Staff
14. Zerinan - Dead - ???
15. Telcus - Sent to the Lobotomy Waiting Room
16. Psycholarry1 - Lobotomized - Patient
17. Gleve - Dead - Patient
18. cheez - Dead - Patient
19. HylianBunny - Lobotomized - Hospital Staff
20. Ardor - Lobotomized - McMurphy, Special Pill Recipient
21. Plutonium - Sent to the Lobotomy Waiting Room
22. FunkyWaltDogg - Lobotomized - Patient
23. Gnasty - Lobotomized - Security Blankey
24. Senior Fish - Lobotomized - Rioter
25. B:L - Lobotomized - Patient
26. Mazlo - Dead - Hospital Staff
27. Bliss 101 - Lobotmized - Patient
28. Frosteey - Sent to Lobotomy Waiting Room
29. Marx - Dead - ???
30. SweetRedPie
31. Threelemmings
32. Digger Dude
33. Utharda - Dead - Patient
34. Serpent - Lobotomized - Patient
35. Munkus Beaver
36. moonscatter - Lobotomized - Patient
37. Cj Iwakura - Dead - Hospital Staff
38. life3 - Arsenic Death - Patient
39. spaik
40. Squashua - Lobotomized - Chief Bromden, Special pill recipient
41. GrimmyTOA - Lobotomized - Rioter
42. Shadowseeker - Dead - Fucking useless, waste of a spot
43. Typhus783
44. Lignisse - Dead - Hospital Staff
45. DevoutlyApathetic - Dead - ???
46. MrBlarney - Arsenic Death - Hospital Staff
47. Anaximander - Dead - Patient
48. TehSpectre - Dead - Patient
49. Grundlterror - Dead - Patient



Day 1 Results
Day 2 Mid-Day Result
Day 2 Results
Day 3 Midnight Intermission
Day 3 Results
Day 4 Results
Day 5 Results
Day 6 Results

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Posts

  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I claim this asylum in the name of Ultros!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I camp by the pornographic suitable framework. Everyone by me, did not initially go, perhaps it reaches that.

    cheez on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    First!
    No, I believe the Angel talking to me was first.

    B:L on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    First!
    I !vote FunkyWaltDogg for the lobotomy, because the colors won't stop coming! Make the colors go away!

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited June 2007
    There's been a terrible mistake! I don't belong here!

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I claim this asylum in the name of Ultros!

    I think the meds are kicking in already, I see colours spewing from FWD's mouth for some reason!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    There's been a terrible mistake! I don't belong here!

    ONE OF US

    ONE OF US

    ONE OF US

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Relax everyone, I'm here. Would anyone care for some fishsticks?

    fishsticksminibgza0.gif

    Locus on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Marx wrote: »
    telcus wrote: »
    There's been a terrible mistake! I don't belong here!

    ONE OF US

    ONE OF US

    ONE OF US

    This game is already off to a fantastic start.

    Ardor on
  • moonscattermoonscatter Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Mommeeee! Make the scary ascot man go away!!!!

    moonscatter on
  • SweetRedPieSweetRedPie Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    Relax everyone, I'm here. Would anyone care for some fishsticks?

    fishsticksminibgza0.gif

    HERE! I'll take 3 [2 go in my nose...]

    SweetRedPie on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited June 2007
    I call the TV! NO ONE ELSE CAN WATCH IT

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    Relax everyone, I'm here. Would anyone care for some fishsticks?

    HERE! I'll take 3 [2 go in my nose...]
    Okay! Bend over.

    Locus on
  • SweetRedPieSweetRedPie Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    Locus wrote: »
    Relax everyone, I'm here. Would anyone care for some fishsticks?

    HERE! I'll take 3 [2 go in my nose...]
    Okay! Bend over.

    much better that tartar sauce

    SweetRedPie on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    I call the TV! NO ONE ELSE CAN WATCH IT

    You want just lorgner the precisionk all the day!

    cheez on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mommeeee! Make the scary ascot man go away!!!!
    YOUR MOTHER IS A GIANT FUCKING MIND CONTROLLING TREE THING.

    B:L on
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  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh shit. I thought Sweet Red Pie was eaten in the battle of Signupthread. The fact that he is here is a sure sign that our foes, our dark, hideous foes, are Canadians. Only they can work the dark wonders of the dead.

    Anthrax! Please. on
    - Signature Code -
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    Locus wrote: »
    Relax everyone, I'm here. Would anyone care for some fishsticks?

    HERE! I'll take 3 [2 go in my nose...]
    Okay! Bend over.

    much better that tartar sauce
    I saw that!

    Those who edit their posts from vague sexual references to vague poop references do not get fishsticks!

    Good day, sir!

    Locus on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    Locus wrote: »
    Relax everyone, I'm here. Would anyone care for some fishsticks?

    HERE! I'll take 3 [2 go in my nose...]
    Okay! Bend over.

    much better that tartar sauce

    I swear I read that as something different earlier. But what has changed, the text on the screen or my perception of the words?

    Last Son on
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well, ain't this a lot to go on.
    Starting Spreadsheet

    We should vote in numerical order. It seems like a sensible thing to do.
    I !vote Locus to become happy!

    MrBlarney on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh shit. I thought Sweet Red Pie was eaten in the battle of Signupthread. The fact that he is here is a sure sign that our foes, our dark, hideous foes, are Canadians. Only they can work the dark wonders of the dead.

    We are not dark.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • SweetRedPieSweetRedPie Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Locus wrote: »
    Locus wrote: »
    Relax everyone, I'm here. Would anyone care for some fishsticks?

    HERE! I'll take 3 [2 go in my nose...]
    Okay! Bend over.

    much better that tartar sauce

    I swear I read that as something different earlier. But what has changed, the text on the screen or my perception of the words?

    sorry.
    ass full

    SweetRedPie on
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Oh shit. I thought Sweet Red Pie was eaten in the battle of Signupthread. The fact that he is here is a sure sign that our foes, our dark, hideous foes, are Canadians. Only they can work the dark wonders of the dead.

    We are not dark.

    Die, Canadian!

    !vote Saburbia

    Anthrax! Please. on
    - Signature Code -
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I hate it when my donkey gets stuffed.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Oh shit. I thought Sweet Red Pie was eaten in the battle of Signupthread. The fact that he is here is a sure sign that our foes, our dark, hideous foes, are Canadians. Only they can work the dark wonders of the dead.

    We are not dark.

    Die, Canadian!

    !vote Saburbia

    Your just jealous. :(

    *goes and dances in the corner*

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Well, ain't this a lot to go on.
    Starting Spreadsheet

    We should vote in numerical order. It seems like a sensible thing to do.
    I !vote Locus to become happy!
    I control a squad of men who are highly trained in the art of destruction. Must I unleash them upon you MrBlarney? I would hate for it to come to that.

    Locus on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Marx wrote: »
    First!
    I !vote FunkyWaltDogg for the lobotomy, because the colors won't stop coming! Make the colors go away!

    I !vote Marx because he can't handle the beauty that is the rainbow of my voice.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hello. I'm PROFESSOR OAK. Some people call me the POKEMON PROFESSOR. Now, what is your name?

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hello. I'm PROFESSOR OAK. Some people call me the POKEMON PROFESSOR. Now, what is your name?

    My name is... give me my pokemon now old man!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Anaximander is in obvious need of some happiness.

    !may I suggest Father begin with Anaximander.

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • uthardautharda Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy.

    utharda on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hello. I'm PROFESSOR OAK. Some people call me the POKEMON PROFESSOR. Now, what is your name?

    Shamus.

    By the laws set down by the divine, you may think of me as you would a god.

    Shamus on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Oh shit. I thought Sweet Red Pie was eaten in the battle of Signupthread. The fact that he is here is a sure sign that our foes, our dark, hideous foes, are Canadians. Only they can work the dark wonders of the dead.

    We are not dark.

    Die, Canadian!

    !vote Saburbia

    Your just jealous. :(

    *goes and dances in the corner*

    People who get the top post of a page? They wreck havoc upon my mind. I forget things easily, so whenever I see a top page poster, they earned my vote for enlightenment!

    I vote for Saburbia

    Ardor on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hello. I'm PROFESSOR OAK. Some people call me the POKEMON PROFESSOR. Now, what is your name?

    My name is SHUT THE HELL UP YOU OLD BASTARD, ALSO YOU SUCK A QUILAVA'S DICK

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Oh shit. I thought Sweet Red Pie was eaten in the battle of Signupthread. The fact that he is here is a sure sign that our foes, our dark, hideous foes, are Canadians. Only they can work the dark wonders of the dead.

    We are not dark.

    Die, Canadian!

    !vote Saburbia

    Your just jealous. :(

    *goes and dances in the corner*

    People who get the top post of a page? They wreck havoc upon my mind. I forget things easily, so whenever I see a top page poster, they earned my vote for enlightenment!

    I vote for Saburbia

    My avatar isn't cute anymore, I'm immune to the vote, immune I say!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    A bandwagon on Saburbia? YES!

    Saburbia, gogogo!

    Frosteey on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I vote because of SweetRedPie of the editing ninja. That negative clear of conversation, effect is produced!

    cheez on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well well, all these young people who want POKEMON. Unfortunately, all I have are these BIDOOFS. I did have some really cool POKEMON, but I hate all you FUCKERS and I'm not giving you them.

    BITCHES.

    Edit: I also choose to !KILL that good for nothing SABURBIA.

    I'll teach him to step on my lawn.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Telcus, your opening strike against my forces was keen, but you have already failed. I know all your weaknesses telcus. I don't even need to move against you. You have already been defeated.
    SPARTA

    Anthrax! Please. on
    - Signature Code -
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    A bandwagon on Saburbia? YES!

    Saburbia, gogogo!

    I've been bad for oh so many games already, do you feel risky enough to think I'm bad again? :winky:

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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