PAX Slogan Contest!

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited June 2007
    PAX 30,000 of your closest friends all in once place.

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  • PRDPRD Kristin Lindsay I am a meat popsicle.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    America's Gaming Festival
    The World's Gaming Festival
    Home of the OMEGATHON
    PAX: GG
    PAX: Pwning Within

    PRD on
  • OfficerOfficer Registered User
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Making n00bs feel unwelcome since 2004

    PAX: Shoot for the moon. No seriously! The moon is the boss!

    PAX: Be there... or be somewhere else...

    Officer on
  • Spyder ZSpyder Z I am What and Who I am Shoreline, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: GG

    FTW! ;P

    - Come in, Get your Game On.
    - No lives left? Get your 1UP's here.
    - 1337! Confused? Learn all that and more at PAX.
    - Bringing Gaming to the Masses.
    - Got Game?

    Spyder Z on
  • whypick1whypick1 PAX [E] Info Booth Manager ~2' from an LCDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Rock out with your Bawls out!
    PAX: It's like the exact opposite of high school
    PAX: It's like the Internet, but in real life
    PAX: A Pretty Awesome eXperience
    PAX: 30,000+ gamers can't be wrong
    PAX: A natural 20 of awesomeness
    PAX: U U D D L R L R B A Select Start
    PAX: Play the future, today

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    Is it PAX <insert nearest future PAX here> yet?
  • CatBoyCatBoy Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Pax: bringing the awesome since 2004

    Pax: always remember the MBC

    Pax: where eveyone whats to go

    Pax: caffeine supporters

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    <+Djiem|HKO> Woah
    <+Djiem|HKO> Hello Kitty is brutal
    <+Djiem|HKO> A starfish just raped my ass
    <+Gilles> you deserved it
  • GuyGuy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Throwin the horns nerdcore style

    Guy on
  • Qs23Qs23 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: All the Un-cool kids are doing it.

    PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will understand.

    PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will be there.

    PAX: Looking for some virgins? Apply within.

    PAX: Think of any game... Somebody here would have played it.

    PAX: It's chock full of nuts.

    PAX: It's chock full of nuts... I mean fanboys.

    PAX: Google "Penny Arcade" to understand.

    PAX: We're sorry for the smell.

    PAX: We're sorry for the geeks.

    PAX: If you think "Epic Wang" is funny, you should be here.

    PAX: Look Ma... no life!

    PAX: We were born with a joystick in our hands...

    PAX: Gaming, and Humor, and Music... OH MY!

    Qs23 on
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  • anableanable Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
  • DeiruDeiru Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Would you like to play a game?
    Let's play.
    Pirates. Ninjas. PAX
    BEST. CONVENTION. EVAR.

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  • petfishpetfish Registered User
    edited June 2007
    PAX: The end boss was hard.

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    <khoo> PAX WAS LIKE A ZILLION DAYS
  • samer791samer791 Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Remember that time you got drunk and passed out on the sofa playing video games? PAX is kinda like that, except without the sofa.


    Drunk driving may be illegal. But drunk gaming? We like to call that PAX.


    Pennius Arcadium Expositionus-Est. 2004.


    Penny Arcade Expo- We'll put on some deoderant if you put on your game face.


    C4|\| u R34|) 7h15? 1f 50, \/\/3 n33d j00.


    E-3, Schmee-Three. This is PAX.

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  • aecheanaechean Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gamers, Geeks, Nerds, Dorks...Welcome home
    A "palooza" for all things gaming
    Tabletop, Dice, Arcade, Console, PC = Just the beginning
    Concerts, contests, panels, and 30,000 of your best friends

    aechean on
  • GwaehurGwaehur Registered User
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Grab some Bawls and get your game on!

    PAX: A legend in the making

    PAX: Where Nerds are the new Jocks

    Gwaehur on
    Gwaehur
    Wii Code - 7003 8124 4415 5685
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    - PAX: Massively Multi-player.

    - If you've ever died in a video game, now's when you get to heaven.

    - You've got next.

    - Don't be a CAD, come to PAX

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  • DreamwriterDreamwriter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Meet new friends, Play new games

    Game until you collapse

    Be the Game

    Game's not over!

    Where gamers go to die

    MMO? LFG? PAX!

    PAX? Better than SEX!

    Dreamwriter on
  • TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Was sorta aiming for a random fight from Dragon Quest type thing...

    ______________________
    |You have encountered PAX|
    ____________________
    |Get Game on | Rock Out|
    |Party.............|.......Sleep|

    Yes I know my ASCII art is downright terrible.

    Edit: Insert Coin to play.
    Press start to play.

    TNTrooper on
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  • DreamwriterDreamwriter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's rainin' games...Hallelujah!

    Dreamwriter on
  • b0wserb0wser PAX HHL Deputy Manager Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    "PAX: We crank the knob to 11."

    b0wser on
    [Enforcers] are the fucking best.
  • CatBoyCatBoy Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Pax: kinda like gamers annonimus

    Pax: FREE CANDY!!!

    Pax: ITS BETTER THAN CRACK!

    Pax: at least its not crack

    CatBoy on
    <+Djiem|HKO> Woah
    <+Djiem|HKO> Hello Kitty is brutal
    <+Djiem|HKO> A starfish just raped my ass
    <+Gilles> you deserved it
  • randomguyrandomguy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    - PAX: Videogames will get you pregnant.

    - PAX: A Mind Explosion

    - PAX: If you are reading this, it's already too late ...

    - PAX: "IGNORE ME !!"

    - PAX: The only way to spell awesome.

    - PAX: Don't Press The Red Button !

    - PAX: Resistance is Futile

    randomguy on
    "i ate your babies princess."
  • b0wserb0wser PAX HHL Deputy Manager Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    "PAX: The New Black"

    b0wser on
    [Enforcers] are the fucking best.
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Come to pax and see our insanity!

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  • ElectricTurtleElectricTurtle Registered User
    edited June 2007
    First, let me say Broken_Angel and Qs23's are the best so far IMO.

    'You'll want to camp our spawn point.'

    'Run, Bob! Killer Kids, like on teevee!'

    ElectricTurtle on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Numquam magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit.
    There has never been a great spirit without a touch of insanity.
    (Seneca Philosophus, De tranquillitate animis)
  • RelativioxRelativiox Halo Nerd Forerunner shield world OnyxRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Don't worry, he doesn't get it either.

    Having trouble. It's 5 in the morning here and I'm trying to think straight.

    Where gamers unite!

    More fun than....not going.

    Relativiox on
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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

    BigRed on
    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Damn it Red, you know I own the shirt that says that right?

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • LegacyLegacy SCP Of The Digital Frontier The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: ¿Qué?

    PAX: A Legitimate Strategy.

    PAX: The Island Of Lost Dreams

    PAX: This is gaming.

    PAX: May contain nuts.

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • OfficerOfficer Registered User
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Bring your box, we'll share some bandwidth

    PAX: Bring your box, we'll h4x it for j00

    PAX: Because no one else understands you.

    PAX: Because no one else likes you.

    PAX: Keying into the root directory of life

    PAX: Keying into your MOM'S root directory

    PAX: Put on your tap shoes, Sally! It's time to cook!

    PAX: Loading, please wait...

    PAX: It'll only hurt until you give in...

    PAX: Come for the gaming, stay for the... other... things.

    PAX: (P)AX is an (A)wesome E(X)perience.

    PAX: Pirates and ninjas everywhere. Seriously.

    PAX: We only let you in if you can spell the word "omgwtfbbqkthxbai".

    PAX: We can smell your fear. Come. We shall carry you to the pinnacle of ecstasy before we destroy you.

    PAX: We'll lie to get you in here. Plus, I hear there are gold bricks in there!

    PAX: We often combine hydrochloric-fucking-acid and Ding-a-ding-ding in attempts to blow up the fucking universe.

    Officer on
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    PAX: So much awesome, you'll need to plug your nose.

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Together we can teach Jerry to flush. (Jerry has a problem remembering to flush the toilet.)
    PAX: The anti-Jack Thompson summit.
    Uwe Boll to direct PAX 07 DVD. OH NOES!
    PAX: Getting' Up with Penny-Arcade
    PAX: im in ur conventon, playin ur gaims
    PAX: Come in and play Duke Nukem Forever!
    PAX: We didn't start the fire, but we know who did.
    PAX: The 30,000 player raid.

    mentok1982 on
    Penny Arcade TV makes my life complete!
    PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
    Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON IndiaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: You are likely to be eaten by a grue
    PAX: You see a convention before you. Obvious exits to N, S, W
    PAX: Come for the pennies, stay for the arcade
    PAX: Our shields can't repel awesome of this magnitude! ("our" could be replaced with "your")
    PAX: Where everybody knows your name
    PAX: We require more Vespene gas!
    PAX: Two men enter. One man leaves. The other plays DDR.
    PAX: Beware of radioactive scorpions
    PAX: 250% your daily requirement of awesome
    PAX: The game grid is prepared. Are you ready?
    PAX: It is dangerous to go alone! (although for people who don't get the reference that may be a little scary)
    PAX: This convention eats 1D6 investigators per turn
    PAX: Roll for initiative to determine placing in line
    PAX: For strangers in a strange land, and Seattle natives too
    PAX: Zombie free since 2003
    PAX: Sleep is optional, gaming less so
    PAX: Go for the eyes, Boo!
    PAX: The tube is civilization
    PAX: Our flag is not in the base! (ALTERNATIVE: PAX: Shazbot! Our flag is not in the base!)
    PAX: The Force is strong with this one.
    PAX: Don't look directly at the Ark when it opens
    PAX: The Internet is a series of tubes
    PAX: In case of zombie attack, break glass
    PAX: No Replicants allowed. Blade Runners on-site.
    PAX: Reaction time is a factor in this convention.
    PAX: Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew
    PAX: Tombs available for raiding by request
    PAX: Like Zion, but without the threat of extinction by the machines
    PAX: The Satellite of Love is in geosynchronous orbit
    PAX: sudo have fun
    PAX: Set phasers to fun!
    PAX can make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs
    PAX will be fun. Failure to have fun is treason.
    PAX is sorry, Dave. PAX is afraid you can't do that.
    PAX can outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you.
    PAX shot first.
    PAX is taking the hobbits to Isengard
    PAX's tears cure cancer. Too bad it never cries.
    PAX can change the nature of a man
    Future World Leaders Convention

    TychoCelchuuu on
  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Buy teh haloz

    BigRed on
    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
  • person34person34 Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Qs23 wrote: »
    PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will understand.

    PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will be there.


    These two would have to be my favorites. They are hilarious and everyone would understand them.

    And since Im posting Ill add my two cents.

    PAX: Gamers Unite!

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Like Zion, but these sweaty people can't dance. (If this one wins we'll work something out TychoCelchuuu)

    (Combine these with a pic of Mike and Jerry standing in the back to back Bad Dudes pose for maximum effect.)
    PAX: Are you a bad enough dude to enter?
    PAX: Are you a bad enough dude to attend?
    PAX: Bush has been kidnapped by ninjas. Sweet!
    PAX: President Bush has been kidnapped by ninjas. Sweet!


    I really hope that ninjas do decide to kidnap a president during my lifetime. The media coverage and Internet reaction would be delicious.

    Keeping Nintendo in business since 1977.
    (Color TV game 1977)
    Making Bill Gates richer since 2001. (Xbox 2001)

    Hit Jack Thompson's weak point for massive damage!

    PAX: We barely managed to stop playing Bioshock.
    (Bioshock is supposed to be released right before PAX on August 21.)

    mentok1982 on
    Penny Arcade TV makes my life complete!
    PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
    Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    person34 wrote: »
    Qs23 wrote: »
    PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will understand.

    PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will be there.


    These two would have to be my favorites. They are hilarious and everyone would understand them.

    And since Im posting Ill add my two cents.

    PAX: Gamers Unite!

    Please try again. That exact slogan has been posted at least once already.

    mentok1982 on
    Penny Arcade TV makes my life complete!
    PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
    Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
  • slacktronslacktron Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'll bite. Please disregard any entries already done or paraphrased:

    PAX: Massively Multiplayer Real Life Expo
    PAX: Hi-Scores and Manticores
    PAX: Player 1 Dead. Welcome to Heaven.
    PAX: Gamers, And The Games They Love.
    PAX: Insert Coin To Continue
    PAX: Would You Like To Play A Game?

    And the obligatory meta-entry:

    PAX: This slogan won me a T-Shirt!

    slacktron on
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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    PAX: 2d20 Damage

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: We have an AO copy of Manhunt 2. (That would really get people to come. I know I want to play the un-edited version of Manhunt sooo bad.)

    mentok1982 on
    Penny Arcade TV makes my life complete!
    PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
    Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
  • GuyGuy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: We're selling these nice leather jackets...

    Guy on
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