PAX Slogan Contest!

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  • HotSakeHotSake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Because you need more Overlords
    PAX: Because war never changes

    HotSake on
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  • Mike FehlauerMike Fehlauer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: You are likely to be eaten by a grue
    [whole lot more]
    Guy wrote:
    PAX: We're selling these nice leather jackets..

    Man, these are just plain awesome. 80's and early 90's game references ftw.

    Mike Fehlauer on
  • person34person34 Registered User
    edited June 2007
    mentok1982 wrote: »
    person34 wrote: »
    Qs23 wrote: »
    PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will understand.

    PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will be there.


    These two would have to be my favorites. They are hilarious and everyone would understand them.

    And since Im posting Ill add my two cents.

    PAX: Gamers Unite!

    Please try again. That exact slogan has been posted at least once already.


    Damn! There were just so many of them to absorb. I knew my own creativity wasn't too good. Let's just say thats a nod from me to have that one.

    person34 on
  • OfficerOfficer Registered User
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Minature Giant Space Hamsters within.

    PAX: We make references, not war.

    PAX: Omelet du fromage.

    PAX has more guys than you.

    PAX is low on resources, with a high upkeep.

    PAX: Who knows where your pants will end up!

    PAX: It's like putting your finger on the pulse of gaming.

    PAX: 'Cause we gots sex appeal!

    PAX: So much swag, you'll need to buy the packmule.

    PAX: Because you love us, and we love your money.

    PAX: Open the door, your desires lay within

    PAX is like a rock concert. Except it is a convention. That has rock concerts in it.

    Officer on
  • strebaliciousstrebalicious Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: C'mon Mom! Just one more level!
    PAX: Just one more level, please!
    PAX: One more level, and I swear I'll go to bed.
    PAX: Just 5 more minutes and I'll go to bed.


    I can post a million variations on the '5 More Minutes/One More Level' theme, but you get the idea. We will just assume I mentioned them all.

    Other:

    PAX: Now with Vector Graphics!

    strebalicious on
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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Now with ultra-realistic boob physics!

    mentok1982 on
    Penny Arcade TV makes my life complete!
    PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    PAX: You won't find better graphics anywhere!

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Alright moe how about this one:

    PAX: Check out these bump maps! http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/04/21

    That is correct! I referenced a strip from 1999. Beat that bitches.

    That chick by the way is totally hot. I wish she would appear in some hardcore anime porn.

    BUT WAIT! I shall now reference the very fist PA comic (in the archive):

    PAX: Something to do while you wait for SIN to load. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1998/11/18
    PAX: Lines so long, you can harness your latent psychic ability.

    Here are some more slogans based on early comics:

    PAX: Because you've been homeless since you uninstalled Myth II. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/01/06

    PAX: It is not turn based. No really. It's not. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/01/27

    PAX: DivX wasn't that bad. Ok. Yes it was. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/01/15

    PAX: Ducks don't have any thumbs.
    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/04/09

    PAX: Chicka-Wow Chicka-Wow Wow http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/04/23

    PAX is canceled. Gabe is too busy with Pac-Man CE.

    PAX: Our swag bags are not death traps. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/05/15

    PAX: Yes we are type-killers. No we're not sorry. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/06/16

    mentok1982 on
    Penny Arcade TV makes my life complete!
    PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON IndiaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh man, you guys are coming up with some super awesome ones. I'm almost sad I didn't think of a few of them :D

    PAX: G4 watches US! (or PAX: We don't watch G4. G4 watches us!)
    PAX: Meet Ensign Crusher. No touching though.
    PAX: More caffeine than the Starbucks down the street
    PAX: We're not doctors, but we play them in video games
    PAX: Jack Sparrow's compass points here
    PAX: Greetings, Gamer. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
    PAX: And you thought it smelled bad on the outside
    PAX: River is made of chocolate
    PAX: It's a gaming KHAAAAAAAAAAAANvention
    PAX: In the Mirror Universe this building is full of athletes (Alternative: jocks)
    PAX: We speak fluent Simlish and Klingon
    PAX: My other car is a lightcycle
    PAX: She might not look like much, but she's got it where it counts
    PAX: We have all saved the universe multiple times, on hard mode no less
    PAX: Don't exceed 88 miles per hour; there was no PAX back then
    PAX: Snape kills Dumbeldore, Sephiroth kills Aeris, Vader is Luke's father
    PAX needs a water purification chip or we're all going to die
    PAX is the secret of Monkey Island

    TychoCelchuuu on
  • b0wserb0wser PAX HHL Deputy Manager Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    "PAX: Khoo thinks it should be a zillion days, and we tend to agree"
    (re: petfish's forum sig)

    b0wser on
    [Enforcers] are the fucking best.
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    PAX: The Supertrips Stop Here

    we'll totally stop right under that sign too if it gets chosen.

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON IndiaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: The exuberance is insubstantial
    PAX: The convention, not the drug that killed Miranda and created the Reavers
    G-23 PAXilon hydrochlorate

    TychoCelchuuu on
  • OfficerOfficer Registered User
    edited June 2007
    "And it was written. A child born of an Omeganaut, spawned of gamers, would burst forth into this world. The lamerz, haxxorz and athletic would becomes as clay in the hands of the Omegachild. And so shall it be, 10,000 years of rulership shall pass to the gamers. So it begins... In the 7th year of the 2nd millenium, the Omegachild shall be concieved. And PAX shall be his home."

    -Prophecy of the Omegachild, Book of PAXvelations 14:9

    PAX: Official sponser of the Omegachild

    Officer on
  • b0wserb0wser PAX HHL Deputy Manager Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    "PAX: The Exposition of Extraordinary Magnitude"

    b0wser on
    [Enforcers] are the fucking best.
  • RanariumRanarium Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Where exuberance is only foiled by the female presence

    If you must, please masturbate discreetly

    Designer labels at discount prices, only at PAX

    Please keep curbs free so our moms can drop us off

    PAX: obscure internet meme

    all in good spirit

    Ranarium on
  • slacktronslacktron Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance

    PAX: It's like a Five Times Multiplier on a Double-Stoke move. Bitch.

    PAX: Unaffiliated with Rome, Reavers, or defunct TV stations.

    slacktron on
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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Please keep curb free for the Canadian and Cross-Country Supertrips

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: V.Smile constitutes cruelty to children.

    Get inside quick! There are bears outside! http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/09/24

    PAX: Sooo... How's loonygames doing? http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/11/10

    PAX: If you're here to meet MajorNelson your priorities are really screwed up. I heard he will be there.

    PAX: We are against the murdering of Christians. That email they got from some guy saying he wants to murder all Christians.

    PAX: Free radioactive scorpions for all attendees! http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/02/21

    PAX: One of our leaders used to wear a tea bag on his glasses.

    IGN gives PAX a 6.2. Reader score: 9.8

    PAX: Now serving potent forms of liquid doom. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/08/14

    mentok1982 on
    Penny Arcade TV makes my life complete!
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  • TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Our world doesn't orbit a ball of fire.

    TNTrooper on
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  • nearlysobernearlysober Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Better than a fork in the eye!

    PAX: We're made of candy!

    PAX: The thing dreams are made of... if games could dream.

    nearlysober on
  • b0wserb0wser PAX HHL Deputy Manager Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Penny Arcade Expo: "You Have Taken The Lead"

    b0wser on
    [Enforcers] are the fucking best.
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    FINISH

    with a checkered flag pattern at the bottom

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I have submitted exactly 75 slogans now. I think I may be done. At least for tonight....

    mentok1982 on
    Penny Arcade TV makes my life complete!
    PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
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  • OfficerOfficer Registered User
    edited June 2007
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    Caption: And you're mom said playing video games was a waste of time.

    Officer on
  • b0wserb0wser PAX HHL Deputy Manager Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: "We can't remove our game faces"

    b0wser on
    [Enforcers] are the fucking best.
  • CatBoyCatBoy Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Pax: its safe, its very safe

    Pax: free toy inside

    Pax: who's the boss?

    Pax: need us say more?

    Pax: melting faces with awesome

    Pax: we're out of rum!

    Pax: in the rain or snow, they have the funky flow

    Pax: in great need of soap!

    Pax: makeing fat kids feel special

    CatBoy on
    <+Djiem|HKO> Woah
    <+Djiem|HKO> Hello Kitty is brutal
    <+Djiem|HKO> A starfish just raped my ass
    <+Gilles> you deserved it
  • TilerTiler Registered User
    edited June 2007
    PAX: It's about the games.

    Level up your inner nerd at PAX.

    Tiler on
  • Qs23Qs23 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Come as you are... Leave as a Gamer.

    PAX: Don't worry... we play nice.

    PAX: It's why your wifi is slow.

    PAX: with a total IQ of 3.6 million

    PAX: Insert gaming reference here.

    PAX: It's Unrated by the ESRB.

    PAX: So much fun... you'll need a caffeine IV.

    PAX: It's more then just video games.

    PAX: Plug In, Start Up, Log On

    PAX: Yes, your mom said you can come.

    PAX: Rated E for Everybody.

    PAX: If you don't come, somebody else will.

    PAX: It keeps growing and growing...

    PAX: Gaming from Sunrise to Sunset.

    PAX: Having Fun is Guaranteed.

    PAX 2007: Now with more PAX.

    PAX: It's got more of what you love.

    PAX: It got two thumbs up.

    PAX: It adds +1 to your level of geekyness.

    PAX: We're Hereeee....

    PAX: Coming to a city near you.

    Qs23 on
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  • b0wserb0wser PAX HHL Deputy Manager Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Have you cupped your Bawls lately?

    b0wser on
    [Enforcers] are the fucking best.
  • DreamwriterDreamwriter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Where hardcore meets nerdcore

    Dreamwriter on
  • samer791samer791 Registered User
    edited June 2007
    And your mom almost didn't let you out of the house to come.

    PAX. The ultimate power-up.

    Hey look, there's a ninja behind you. Now there isn't. Maybe he'll be at PAX.

    You can decide not to come to PAX. You'll just regret that decision in the morning.

    PAX. Convention. +∞ Awesome.

    You like fun. You like PAX.

    n00bs welcome. I mean, you can't expect to go to a three day convention without eating something.

    You didn't preregister for PAX? Quick, saving throw!

    Have you ever had a dream where you were given a luxurious massage by a thousand angels as you listened to the most beautiful music you've ever heard? PAX is sort of like that. Sort of.

    Killing civillians has a consequence in RL too, you know.

    One man must rise, climb upon the n00bs and the amateurs, to claim the ultimate prize. He is the omeganaut, and this is PAX.

    samer791 on
  • atrayatray Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pirates, Ninjas, or PAX?

    PAX, the only thing that ever beat Chuck Norris

    PAX: Chuck Norris's only weakness

    atray on
  • ItsatrapItsatrap Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Crisp, yet refreshing.

    PAX: For great justice!

    PAX: Serving the community since 2004

    PAX: What Would Tycho Do?

    PAX: We've got you covered.

    PAX: More fun than a barrel of wombats.

    PAX: On The Rain-Slick Precipice Of Darkness.

    PAX: We come in peace.

    Itsatrap on
  • OfficerOfficer Registered User
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Where the word 'Wit' isn't street slang.

    Officer on
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    PAX: I hope you brought deoderant.

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Because it's better than getting your kidney stolen at Candy Mountain

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • mygiantrobotmygiantrobot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Did no one use

    PAX: IT'S A TRAP!!!

    yet?

    mygiantrobot on
    <kelp> i'm in ur oceans, housin ur otters

    I make costumes.
  • Methos645Methos645 Registered User
    edited June 2007
    PAX: "Where happy goes for anti-depressants"
    PAX: "Purgatory never felt so good"
    PAX: "The best kind of Intervention"
    PAX: "Pleasure Yourself"
    PAX: "A three day happy ending"
    PAX: "Our power level is over 9000!"
    PAX: "The foster home for fun!"
    PAX: "Join us or we will cut you"
    PAX: "It's Game-tastic"
    PAX: "Feeding your addiction"
    PAX: "STFU and Play!"
    PAX: "It's like getting candy from a stranger in a van"
    PAX: "Unleashed, Unlimited, Uncensored"
    PAX: "We will out-source you to India"
    PAX: "No need for a reset button!"
    PAX: "Defrag your life"
    PAX: "We are responsible for your anal rash"
    PAX: "No time to reboot!"
    PAX: "Man your battle stations"
    PAX: "All hands on deck!"

    Methos645 on
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  • ThePimpImpThePimpImp Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PAX: Minibosses and robots EVERYWHERE!!!
    PAX: ROBOTS AND FREE STUFF (or susbstitute shwag for stuff as needed)

    ThePimpImp on
  • PersopolianPersopolian Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Although I hate the movie, for some reason Borat seemed really adaptable to this.

    PAX: Many Levelings of Character for Make Benefit Sad Existence As Noob

    PAX: Cultural Learnings of Gaming for Make Benefit Sad Existence of Mediocrity

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