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There were some errors with the server. I know about it. Jason and I are getting it back to life. Things might be a bit confused tonight, but it should all clear up by tonight
Marty: The future, it's where you're going? Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
now i feel like a douche bag pm'ing alpha about it a while ago :?
That's okay. I made an ass of myself and PM'ed A Duck! about it. He told me that Alpha posted something about it in the on-topic forums and all I could say was, "Oh, like I ever go over there..."
not getting any errors now...
for either of the forums....
Sorry about that recent lockout....
Had to give mysql some incentive for running good today.
Jason on
Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
Why are we seeing 'Too many connections' now, when we used to see a huge unholy mass of PHP error reporting.
Too many connections is so negative. It means that some people can see it, because they woke up earlier than you did, and they are now laughing at your misfortune. Where as EVERYONE seemed to get the huge sprawl of PHP errors.
first off i know you didnt wake up earlier than I did, you would have to go to sleep to wake up right?
:P
And second, error codes are logged isntead of displayed..
Due to some server problems earlier a few tables kinda got farkled and stuff....repairing them as i spot the error type deal, but as for now you should not be seeing any errors about tooo many connections....
Jason on
Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
I just gave the hamsters some steroids and redbull....
Jason on
Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
not to be a dick but, high availability is the term for clusters
google://ha linux cluster
:P
Jason on
Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
sorry one hampster had too much redbul and ran through a 3ft thick concrete wall
Jason on
Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
sorry one hampster had too much redbul and ran through a 3ft thick concrete wall
I AM SICK OF YOUR EXCUSES, YOU HEAR ME? I DEMAND THIS WEBSITE HAVE 102.7% UPTIME. I WILL ACCEPT NO LESS. I AM QUALIFIED TO MAKE THIS DEMAND DESPITE THE FACT THIS SITE IS PROVIDED TO ME AT NO COST.
sorry one hampster had too much redbul and ran through a 3ft thick concrete wall
I AM SICK OF YOUR EXCUSES, YOU HEAR ME? I DEMAND THIS WEBSITE HAVE 102.7% UPTIME. I WILL ACCEPT NO LESS. I AM QUALIFIED TO MAKE THIS DEMAND DESPITE THE FACT THIS SITE IS PROVIDED TO ME AT NO COST.
Please pass this to the aforementioned hamster.
would you like fries with that?
Jason on
Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
sorry one hampster had too much redbul and ran through a 3ft thick concrete wall
I AM SICK OF YOUR EXCUSES, YOU HEAR ME? I DEMAND THIS WEBSITE HAVE 102.7% UPTIME. I WILL ACCEPT NO LESS. I AM QUALIFIED TO MAKE THIS DEMAND DESPITE THE FACT THIS SITE IS PROVIDED TO ME AT NO COST.
Please pass this to the aforementioned hamster.
would you like fries with that?
I thought you were a server monkey; not a McD's register jockey.
anywho..anyone see any issues beside the site going poof when the hampster met the wall?
Jason on
Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
Maybe it's just me (and you'll excuse me for being anal about this), but it seems that, while much more consistent, the site (especially the forums) load slower than when we were on HomeLAN (on a good day).
I see 'hiccups' in loading. It's almost as if 35% of the page will load, then pause, then 20% more will load, then pause again, and then the remaining 45% will load. It's noticeable because you can see half a table cell, or most of a full row, but the rest is black.
I'm fairly certain it's not on my end, as I've tried different browsers on different connections and I keep getting it.
so would i be guessing right that its working for the duck?
Jason on
Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
When searching by keyword on the off-topic side, you get a "Could not obtain matched posts list" error. This does not occur if you search only by author.
thats more of a php problem, ill let alpha play with that
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Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
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I've never seen that one before
THE WORLD OF TOMMOROW
?
:P
I AM UNHAPPY.
Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
General Error
Could not obtain post/user information.
I didn't know that until just recently
Nothing but trouble, that thread.
that was actually my second thought when it happen.
my first thought was that it happended because Tube locked Whippy's comic thread.
IT'S THE LAW
turrible
Same here. I can't open any of the threads. Nor could I make a thread about it in META. Seems I wasn't the only one though ....
That's okay. I made an ass of myself and PM'ed A Duck! about it. He told me that Alpha posted something about it in the on-topic forums and all I could say was, "Oh, like I ever go over there..."
Seems like the "funny side" of the forums is fucked...
for either of the forums....
Sorry about that recent lockout....
Had to give mysql some incentive for running good today.
Too many connections is so negative. It means that some people can see it, because they woke up earlier than you did, and they are now laughing at your misfortune. Where as EVERYONE seemed to get the huge sprawl of PHP errors.
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
:P
And second, error codes are logged isntead of displayed..
Due to some server problems earlier a few tables kinda got farkled and stuff....repairing them as i spot the error type deal, but as for now you should not be seeing any errors about tooo many connections....
Thx Jason!
google://ha linux cluster
:P
Wrong.
"google" is not a registered protocol.
You are making the hamsters angry.
Much woe shall fall upon your house.
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
I stand corrected...
I AM SICK OF YOUR EXCUSES, YOU HEAR ME? I DEMAND THIS WEBSITE HAVE 102.7% UPTIME. I WILL ACCEPT NO LESS. I AM QUALIFIED TO MAKE THIS DEMAND DESPITE THE FACT THIS SITE IS PROVIDED TO ME AT NO COST.
Please pass this to the aforementioned hamster.
I thought you were a server monkey; not a McD's register jockey.
But yes. Yes I do.
I see 'hiccups' in loading. It's almost as if 35% of the page will load, then pause, then 20% more will load, then pause again, and then the remaining 45% will load. It's noticeable because you can see half a table cell, or most of a full row, but the rest is black.
I'm fairly certain it's not on my end, as I've tried different browsers on different connections and I keep getting it.
Or maybe I'm just being overly picky.