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9/15/05 Errors

ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
edited February 2005 in H.Q. Reception Desk
There were some errors with the server. I know about it. Jason and I are getting it back to life. Things might be a bit confused tonight, but it should all clear up by tonight

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2005
    "Error in posting"

    I've never seen that one before

    150cc on
  • FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2005
    A post from..




    THE WORLD OF TOMMOROW


    ?

    :P

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    I CAN'T POST IN HR AT ALL

    I AM UNHAPPY.

    Paladin on
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Getting this :

    General Error

    Could not obtain post/user information.

    Meiz on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2005
    ditto

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  • MrFisticuffsMrFisticuffs It's Easter, bitches. REJOICE. Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Dynagrip is a rad dude

    I didn't know that until just recently

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2005
    I'm sure this is because I gave them the anime thread back.

    Nothing but trouble, that thread.

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  • Devlin_DragonusDevlin_Dragonus Gorgeous Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2005
    A duck! wrote:
    I'm sure this is because I gave them the anime thread back.

    Nothing but trouble, that thread.

    that was actually my second thought when it happen.


    my first thought was that it happended because Tube locked Whippy's comic thread.

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    I got nothing for you now. Try again later.

  • MrFisticuffsMrFisticuffs It's Easter, bitches. REJOICE. Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Comic thread always gets locked at 99 pages.

    IT'S THE LAW

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2005
    this is terrible

    turrible

    yourclothes on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Cross the streams!

    Weaver on
  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2005
    no no no

    yourclothes on
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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2005
    i only ever get "Could not obtain post/user information."

    :(

    the cheat on
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  • HerodotusHerodotus Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    the cheat wrote:
    i only ever get "Could not obtain post/user information."

    :(

    Same here. I can't open any of the threads. Nor could I make a thread about it in META. Seems I wasn't the only one though ....

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  • LitejediLitejedi New York CityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Oh hey, I thought it was my computer or something. Good luck :^:

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  • joshmunkeyjoshmunkey Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    now i feel like a douche bag pm'ing alpha about it a while ago :?

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    joshmunkey wrote:
    now i feel like a douche bag pm'ing alpha about it a while ago :?

    That's okay. I made an ass of myself and PM'ed A Duck! about it. He told me that Alpha posted something about it in the on-topic forums and all I could say was, "Oh, like I ever go over there..."

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  • SlartiSlarti Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    So it works here and not in H&R?

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  • SlartiSlarti Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Herodotus wrote:
    the cheat wrote:
    i only ever get "Could not obtain post/user information."

    :(

    Same here. I can't open any of the threads. Nor could I make a thread about it in META. Seems I wasn't the only one though ....

    Seems like the "funny side" of the forums is fucked... :cry:

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  • JasonJason Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    not getting any errors now...
    for either of the forums....

    Sorry about that recent lockout....
    Had to give mysql some incentive for running good today.

    Jason on
    Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Why are we seeing 'Too many connections' now, when we used to see a huge unholy mass of PHP error reporting.

    Too many connections is so negative. It means that some people can see it, because they woke up earlier than you did, and they are now laughing at your misfortune. Where as EVERYONE seemed to get the huge sprawl of PHP errors.

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  • JasonJason Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    first off i know you didnt wake up earlier than I did, you would have to go to sleep to wake up right?
    :P


    And second, error codes are logged isntead of displayed..
    Due to some server problems earlier a few tables kinda got farkled and stuff....repairing them as i spot the error type deal, but as for now you should not be seeing any errors about tooo many connections....

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    Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
  • SlartiSlarti Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Seems to work stable now.

    Thx Jason!

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2005
    I think it's high time you get new hamsters.

    Unknown User on
  • JasonJason Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    I just gave the hamsters some steroids and redbull....

    Jason on
    Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
  • SlartiSlarti Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    There still is no way around hamsters when it comes to high performance, high reliability server clusters.

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  • JasonJason Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    not to be a dick but, high availability is the term for clusters
    google://ha linux cluster

    :P

    Jason on
    Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2005
    Slarti wrote:
    There still is no way around hamsters when it comes to high performance, high reliability server clusters.

    Wrong.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2005
    But but...

    "google" is not a registered protocol.

    You are making the hamsters angry.

    Much woe shall fall upon your house.

    Jasconius on
    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • JasonJason Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    sorry one hampster had too much redbul and ran through a 3ft thick concrete wall

    Jason on
    Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
  • SlartiSlarti Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Slarti wrote:
    There still is no way around hamsters when it comes to high performance, high reliability server clusters.

    Wrong.

    I stand corrected...

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2005
    Jason wrote:
    sorry one hampster had too much redbul and ran through a 3ft thick concrete wall

    I AM SICK OF YOUR EXCUSES, YOU HEAR ME? I DEMAND THIS WEBSITE HAVE 102.7% UPTIME. I WILL ACCEPT NO LESS. I AM QUALIFIED TO MAKE THIS DEMAND DESPITE THE FACT THIS SITE IS PROVIDED TO ME AT NO COST.


    Please pass this to the aforementioned hamster.

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  • JasonJason Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Jason wrote:
    sorry one hampster had too much redbul and ran through a 3ft thick concrete wall

    I AM SICK OF YOUR EXCUSES, YOU HEAR ME? I DEMAND THIS WEBSITE HAVE 102.7% UPTIME. I WILL ACCEPT NO LESS. I AM QUALIFIED TO MAKE THIS DEMAND DESPITE THE FACT THIS SITE IS PROVIDED TO ME AT NO COST.


    Please pass this to the aforementioned hamster.
    would you like fries with that?

    Jason on
    Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2005
    Jason wrote:
    Jason wrote:
    sorry one hampster had too much redbul and ran through a 3ft thick concrete wall

    I AM SICK OF YOUR EXCUSES, YOU HEAR ME? I DEMAND THIS WEBSITE HAVE 102.7% UPTIME. I WILL ACCEPT NO LESS. I AM QUALIFIED TO MAKE THIS DEMAND DESPITE THE FACT THIS SITE IS PROVIDED TO ME AT NO COST.


    Please pass this to the aforementioned hamster.
    would you like fries with that?

    I thought you were a server monkey; not a McD's register jockey.














    But yes. Yes I do.

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  • JasonJason Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    anywho..anyone see any issues beside the site going poof when the hampster met the wall?

    Jason on
    Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2005
    Maybe it's just me (and you'll excuse me for being anal about this), but it seems that, while much more consistent, the site (especially the forums) load slower than when we were on HomeLAN (on a good day).

    I see 'hiccups' in loading. It's almost as if 35% of the page will load, then pause, then 20% more will load, then pause again, and then the remaining 45% will load. It's noticeable because you can see half a table cell, or most of a full row, but the rest is black.

    I'm fairly certain it's not on my end, as I've tried different browsers on different connections and I keep getting it.

    Or maybe I'm just being overly picky.

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2005
    I sure as heck ain't getting that.

    A duck! on
  • JasonJason Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    so would i be guessing right that its working for the duck?

    Jason on
    Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2005
    When searching by keyword on the off-topic side, you get a "Could not obtain matched posts list" error. This does not occur if you search only by author.

    Unknown User on
  • JasonJason Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    thats more of a php problem, ill let alpha play with that

    Jason on
    Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turned off before you start pumping?
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