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Explain your Sig/avatar and title....or someone elses.

Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
ITT: we tell the story behind our signatures and/or avatar and title.

For my signature: One night i was out with my girlfriend and the other people that are part of her dance troupe. We're all sitting at this group of tables we pushed together at a Taco Cabana and telling tales of drunken awesomeness/stupidity. So this one chick, we'll call her Mo because thats her name as i know it, Starts talking about this date she went on with this guys she had been seeing. He gets hammered and they go home and go to bed.

Well, in the middle of the night, the dude just starts vomitting all over the bed. to the point were he basically slips off of the bed due to his vomit. He says drunkenly " did i do that?" and passes out again.
Mo cleans her self up, obviously pissed and cleans him up a bit and strips the bed, then goes to sleep on the couch since she has to teach elementary the next day ( she's also a 3rd grade teacher).

But the fun doesn't stop there. In the middle of the night this guy get up to piss. Mo hears him getting up, wakes up and looks over to find this guy pissing in the corner....where she happened to have put her freshly laundered work clothes.

tl;dr Dude, drunkenly pissed on his dates work clothes after vomiting all over her bed...



so um...yeah...what about you guys?


edit: that is a good idea the Geek. Alternatively you can explain someone elses...

Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    it's just something I drew 4 years ago

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I am a robot

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thor

































    Pudlik

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I think it'd be more fun to explain someone else's.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Charley says

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited June 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My avatar and title are both from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force epsiode Spirit Jouney Formation Anniverseray (I can't spell it and I am too lazy to look it up). Specifically, my avatar is an animated Zakk Wylde.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like sailing.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wu-Tang

    Cookies are delicious

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Title/location were from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    Av is one of my favorite albums, plus it kinda looks like a dude.

    Sig is a combo of the greatest quote ever, a link to the Unified boards, and my character for Unified.

    Me Too! on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like to draw some

    and so does Fedora

    and so do the people that made my avatar


    PHOTOBAGEL

    and apparently I'm a goat

    Raneados on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek I don't understand yours.

    Is it from some obscure underground cartoon show?

    spono on
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  • Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mine is pretty self explanatory.
    And true.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    hmmm brainiac

    thorgot on
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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i like the band the bronx, thats my av

    ericka made me a cake, that is my sig

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I am a spaceship captain so Fedora drew me doing my job.

    says here you're a cadet.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    my sig is is the zombies from the zombiehorde mod for counter strike

    my av is doctor killinger

    tsplitter on
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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I suggest we all take the Geek's suggestion.

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I am a spaceship captain so Fedora drew me doing my job.

    says here you're a cadet.

    maybe he got demoted

    spono on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I suggest we all take the Geek's suggestion.

    your avatar is your face

    now you are truly burned

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    hmmm brainiac

    technically your sig is Brainthor.

    Jordyn on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I changed my title from "Angry, Bitter Man" to "Angrier, Bitterer Man" right after the 2004 election.

    My location is where I currently live.

    My sig is self-explanatory.

    And I changed my avatar to Patrick Warburton a long-ass time ago because Patrick Warburton is The Man. Over time, I discovered that people paid better attention to me when I use him as an avatar, I think because they imagine whatever I type as being in his voice.

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  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My avatar is the logo for my favorite band, Redfield. My title and location are a phrase they've been semi-jokingly tossing around for a while.

    I have no signature.

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  • MightyMighty Omeganaut '15 '16 '17 NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    while my avatar used to be laharl from Disagea, i watched a short called
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    and i thought the "Army of Zarray" facemask was pretty darn cool.
    so i snipped a screencap and make that my new av.

    and my sig is a compilation from the Disagea artbook from the jack-o-lantern fighting poses.
    made that one myself. used to be in roation with other random things i enjoy, but i never got around to fixing it from the forum update. so plain jane sig it is.

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    My avatar seems to be a stack of cloth.


    And my sig is Sasha, and he is awesome.

    Fabricate on
  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    hmmm brainiac

    technically your sig is Brainthor.

    lexiac

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I changed my title from "Angry, Bitter Man" to "Angrier, Bitterer Man" right after the 2004 election.

    My location is where I currently live.

    My sig is self-explanatory.

    And I changed my avatar to Patrick Warburton a long-ass time ago because Patrick Warburton is The Man. Over time, I discovered that people paid better attention to me when I use him as an avatar, I think because they imagine whatever I type as being in his voice.

    Everything is better in his voice. Just try it:

    "Give me that toaster."

    Fantastic

    spono on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited June 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My title, location, av, and sig, are all Achewood.

    I like Achewood.

    jpeg on
    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
  • badfishbadfish Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My Avatar is completely original. Totally not a random picture I got from searching google for Archie's gang.
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I am a spaceship captain so Fedora drew me doing my job.

    says here you're a cadet.
    oh i graduated I just forgot to change my title sorry

    Oh man... Cadet was way better. You see lots of captains but not a lot of cadets.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mine's a thing from a book and then the other thing is a thing from tv and then the words part is I forget what it says so I'll find out when I post this I think it's also from the book

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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    boddah made me this avatar, scarlet st made me my sig

    Ferry on
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Avatar - http://www2.b3ta.com/jada/
    Title - Because I tried to pair Whippy up with David Dickinson and his silky, orangey skin.

    Woooo

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I am explaining Jordyn's av/sig

    her av is a bunny with glasses because bunnies with glasses are fond of fruit salads and light beer

    and her sig is there to be totally appropriate for what she has just posted at least 60% of the time

    World as Myth on
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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Avatar - http://www2.b3ta.com/jada/
    Title - Because I tried to pair Whippy up with David Dickinson and his silky, orangey skin.

    Woooo

    :rotate:

    Ferry on
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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    The answer to every question regarding my av/sig combo is the JLU episode "Question Authority"

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    spono wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I changed my title from "Angry, Bitter Man" to "Angrier, Bitterer Man" right after the 2004 election.

    My location is where I currently live.

    My sig is self-explanatory.

    And I changed my avatar to Patrick Warburton a long-ass time ago because Patrick Warburton is The Man. Over time, I discovered that people paid better attention to me when I use him as an avatar, I think because they imagine whatever I type as being in his voice.
    Everything is better in his voice. Just try it:

    "Give me that toaster."

    Fantastic
    There should be a church of Patrick Warburton.

    Thanatos on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    hmmm brainiac

    technically your sig is Brainthor.

    lexiac

    Brainthor.

    We asked Bruce Timm.

    Jordyn on
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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yiffing.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I am explaining Jordyn's av/sig

    her av is a bunny with glasses because bunnies with glasses are fond of fruit salads and light beer

    and her sig is there to be totally appropriate for what she has just posted at least 60% of the time

    ok explain my title/location

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