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A terrifying moment

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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Ferry wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    ferry you know i'm like a 5 minute drive from you right now


    I am back in the newest of jerseys riot

    not the newer havens

    the most recent jersey is not a good place they have many

    supreme fund sites

    perhaps you should call the samuelbamuel he is right in your (((location))))

    Ferry on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados I am going to need a blood sample from you

    my blood is a precious commodity

    explain to me in less than 10 words why I should give it to you

    Raneados on
  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    samwise bamprizes

    oh i should do this do you have his LCD SCREENAME

    Riotcow on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    last time I got blood taken I passed out while driving
    ha haaaaa

    #pipe on
  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I can try and find it fours you

    Ferry on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    If I'm sick tomorrow I'm calling in and playing my guitar all day.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm not allowed to give blood because of various reasons

    Raneados on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey Teefs

    Muggins on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i will flip a coin right now to see which cracks harder

    v-tec is heads, turbo is tails

    go go 2006 D Colorado quarter of truth
    turbocharged wins

    Fallout on
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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    The last time I gave blood I flexed and the bag exploded all over the free cookies and there was a blood dance party

    a blood cleanup party

    a difficult situation party

    hazmat

    Riotcow on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados I am going to need a blood sample from you

    my blood is a precious commodity

    explain to me in less than 10 words why I should give it to you

    science science science science science science science science science

    TheySlashThem on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I gave blood last weekend. My roommates wife gave blood then passed out 10 minutes later in the middle of Best Buy.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    if I ever get to give blood, I'm going to sit across from some dude and just STARE at hi and notion with my head that my blood is delicious

    <-
    ->
    <-
    ->
    ^

    Raneados on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    kusu what is the difference

    one is classier

    Kusuguttai on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't just give out blood.

    If they want it bad enough they can come take it.

    Ubik on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    I don't just give out blood.

    If they want it bad enough they can come take it.

    Is that a challenge?

    TheySlashThem on
  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    my blood is ten symbols of glory

    Ferry on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    to the window
    to the wall
    till the blood drips down my balls


    oh skeet skeet motherfucker

    Kusuguttai on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados I am going to need a blood sample from you

    my blood is a precious commodity

    explain to me in less than 10 words why I should give it to you

    science science science science science science science science science

    okay that's pretty good

    shit

    how much do you want?

    Raneados on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i only have dust in my veins

    Fallout on
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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I cant catch a fire to a welding lacking the neccessary components

    Ferry on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    my blood is composed of mostly plasma and also water and some red and white blood cells

    Kusuguttai on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    I don't just give out blood.

    If they want it bad enough they can come take it.

    Is that a challenge?

    That's a promise.

    Ubik on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    which is will?

    Fallout on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I've told this story here before, but My brother was giving blood a while ago, and for some freak reason, the veins opposite his elbow, where people get blood taken, go sideways, or you know, kind of on an angle, not straight up and down.

    So the nurse who put the needle in to take blood was really nice and gentle and was like "oh your veins go sideways, that's cool" and he was all cool, sitting there giving blood, watching TV.

    Then some haggard old crusty nurse right out of a peanuts comic comes over to him, looks at the needle going sideways, says "that's not right!" and turns it around WHILE IT'S STILL INSIDE HIS ARM

    his body automatically tries to follow the motion because of the pain he is enduring and he does a weird little body flip onto the ground, the needle pops out of his arm and sprays arterial blood all over the nurses face.
    He felt righteous for about 5 seconds before he blacked out.

    #pipe on
  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    wawas you are so nice you make me happy

    Ferry on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DAMNIT PIPE

    I HATE THAT FUCKING STORY

    D:

    Raneados on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    pipe that story rules

    he's all fuck you nurse!!!!!! i'll bleed on your face

    Fallout on
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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    would you every chain a kid to a pipe

    Ferry on
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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gives new meaning to the taunt "What're you gonna do? Bleed on me?"

    Ubik on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados I am going to need a blood sample from you

    my blood is a precious commodity

    explain to me in less than 10 words why I should give it to you

    science science science science science science science science science

    okay that's pretty good

    shit

    how much do you want?

    as much as you can spare

    TheySlashThem on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I wasn't there, but I giggle whenever I picture him doing that little automatic body flip spin.
    he's such a stocky little chubby guy ha ha ha oh god it's a funny mental image.

    #pipe on
  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I was once sucker punched in the mouth when I had braces, so I sprayed blood from my mouth into the guys eyes and started punching him in the neck

    Ferry on
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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh god


    the rage virus

    Ubik on
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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    ferry wawa is not nice he is a mean sandwich man with a mean sandwich shop with whips and chains and mustard

    Riotcow on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    there's something really funny about punching someone in the neck.

    oh that's right, it's this:
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    #pipe on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    it's like his arm just fused into the dude's neck

    like T-1000 type shit

    TheySlashThem on
  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    ferry wawa is not nice he is a mean sandwich man with a mean sandwich shop with whips and chains and mustard

    the sandviech vill solve your bowel

    Ferry on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    is ferry wawa related to babwa wawa?

    Jordyn on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    guys i wanna just go straight up now tell me are you really gonna love me forever or am i just caught in a hit and run

    Kusuguttai on
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