A terrifying moment

Ubik

I hope it's a hit and run

TheySlashThem

black and white music videos up ins

Riotcow

the funniest part about punching someone in the neck is when their throat closes up and your punch becomes their demise

#pipe

I heard a guy on Miami Ink refer to his new tattoo as "one thousand percent bananas"

TheySlashThem

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Kusuguttai

the funniest part about neck-punching is when they straight up choke on their own spit afterwards and they are trying to hit you back but you just push them down and sit straight on their chest with all the force you can muster

Drano

#pipe wrote: »

I heard a guy on Miami Ink refer to his new tattoo as "one thousand percent bananas"

that statement in itself is 2000% planktons

Riotcow

I never told SE about the tattoo I plan to eventually get. It is a DNA helix coming up the stomach splitting for transcription at around my chest and each strand goes down each of my arms. One hand says 3' and the other says 5' and in the middle of the split on my chest there is a hippo fighting a lion.

Ferry

Riotcow wrote: »

the funniest part about punching someone in the neck is when their throat closes up and your punch becomes their demise

they look like the westwatrd dead from river crossings

Kusuguttai

riotcow that would be amazingness incarnate

TheySlashThem

Watching Riotcow and Ferry post at the same time is like watching two surrealists have a fish-slapping fight

Ubik

Riotcow wrote: »

I never told SE about the tattoo I plan to eventually get. It is a DNA helix coming up the stomach splitting for transcription at around my chest and each strand goes down each of my arms. One hand says 3' and the other says 5' and in the middle of the split on my chest there is a hippo fighting a lion.

That is the best tattoo ever.

Ferry

screaming from the top of a rollercoaster about the dangers of magnetism

Kusuguttai

my chest itches so bad

Riotcow

after you said that my chest itched thanxxx

Drano

holy shit, i meant plantains

Ferry

Would you rather be Trinidad or Tobago

Riotcow

why be just one when you can be

crying

Ferry

can I be your Luxembourg

Kusuguttai

i mean it is probably because the sun said fuck you and toasted me to a nice healthy cancer

#pipe

this is the best thread.

1000% best

Jordyn

skin cancer is like...the least deadly cancer.

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Kusuguttai

it was like the beach was nice the water was frozen but i hopped in anyways.
all the way, not this pussy oh my feet are in so it counts
i dove in, head first into a soup full of jellyfish and great white shark vomit



but the sun was telling me that i should go home pinker than the inside of a child

Ferry

crosby stills nash and teleprompter

Kusuguttai

i am started to peel now but only on my face and neck
my chest is raw so raw that if I scratch it any more it might bleed

TheySlashThem

kusu I got a cheesegrater with your name on it

Drano

Jordyn wrote: »

skin cancer is like...the least deadly cancer.

my grandma died of skin cancer.
i was all going to feign offense and everything for attention.
i was going to be pretty awesome.

Riotcow

slather on moisturizer and drank tons and tons of water

i swear that is the cure for sunburn

Kusuguttai

i have half a gallon of purified water

i have some moisturizer that i use to jerk it



i have some aloe vera but no handpump it broke in the war of ninteen eight four

Ferry

I once lost most all of the skin on my back to massive second degree sunburns which caused sun poisoning as well

bsjezz

have you people never heard of melanoma

it kills 93% of all australians

Monkeybomb

Two riotcow threads back to back, duking it out at the top of the list.

This is a good day.

Kusuguttai

i have heard of melanoma but i prefer cantaloupe

Jordyn

The most common types of skin cancer are basal cell carcinoma (BCC) and squamous cell carcinoma (SCC) which may be locally disfiguring but are unlikely to spread to other parts of the body. The most dangerous type is malignant melanoma. This form of skin cancer can be fatal if not treated early but comprises only a small proportion of all skin cancers.

bsjezz

jordyn the fact it comprises a small proportion of all skin cancers is irrelevant, because every australian has at least three skin cancers

#pipe

Kusuguttai wrote: »

i have half a gallon of purified water

i have some moisturizer that i use to jerk it



i have some aloe vera but no handpump it broke in the war of ninteen eight four

the best way to use aloe vera is to break that shit right off the plant, peel the skin and rub the sap right onto you burnt flesh. It is so soothing oh my god how can plants do that.

TheySlashThem

I had 2nd degree sunburns on my shoulders once

just massive sheets of blister

whenever I moved my arms it'd be all

poppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppopohchristjustkillmenowpoppoppoppop

Jordyn

bsjezz wrote: »

jordyn the fact it comprises a small proportion of all skin cancers is irrelevant, because every australian has at least three skin cancers

Turns out, skin cancer is caused by exposure to kangaroos.

#pipe

bsjezz wrote: »

jordyn the fact it comprises a small proportion of all skin cancers is irrelevant, because every australian has at least three skin cancers

but I never go into the sun ha haaaaaa

australian sun burns you through walls.