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Zen moments
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Have you ever achieved a state where your mind just goes silent, it's like you're in a trance?
I did it once, and only once. I'd been reading all this stuff on meditation, thinking it sounded like a great way to relax. A long story short, I was lying in bed thinking of moving shapes - cubes unfolding, circles overlapping circles, triangles floating downwards in a spiral. Weird stuff. But what happened was that at some point this became self-sustaining, I had stopped actively thinking about it, and the pictures were just playing out by themselves without any concious effort. I couldn't tell if it lasted for 10 seconds or 10 minutes, but once I snapped out of it I realised what had happened, and as a result felt this nervous excitement.
It's 2:30 here, my friend is passed out on my couch, and I don't/can't want to go to sleep while hes here.
I tried waking him up for a cigarette, but he dropped it when he fell asleep in his chair midsmoke.
And he's snoring.
The only good thing is he's such a heavy sleeper, he isn't noticing it when I fart on his head, which because of buger king, is every few minutes or so.
I'm so very, very tired.
All I have right now is harvey birdman dvd's and cigarettes to keep me going.
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Funny, so did I.
Just the once, but I hope to try again sometime.
I will not talk about it as it's NSFW
Telling a kid that you will let him play with your pokemans and then raping him.
Well it's a fire fight and the smell of someone on fire
works every time
what does it all mean?
I tried waking him up for a cigarette, but he dropped it when he fell asleep in his chair midsmoke.
And he's snoring.
The only good thing is he's such a heavy sleeper, he isn't noticing it when I fart on his head, which because of buger king, is every few minutes or so.
I'm so very, very tired.
All I have right now is harvey birdman dvd's and cigarettes to keep me going.
You're gay for Danny Devito.
Ask Tube he seems to know what it all means
Pm right away him with all the details
Do not leave anything out
and not ONCE have I been like "SHIT SHIT SHIT I'M NUDE"
like yesterday
apparently I was going out with some half black chick and I'm jst walking around my dorn nude
she's like
dang, you are very naked
and I'm like
I know, duh, it's because I took my clothes off
and then I went to go make a poptart
good dream
You have a fetish for fat people.
I feel weird when i see actors that are young on tv or movies but in reality they are old enough to bone and look hot
He's a midget, small hands.
Not worth it.
I'd feel like a pedophile.
Like lindsey lohan in parent trap?
yeah
not her specifically but you get it
Painting.
I'm dangerou-dave, and I've been places you can't imagine!
1) Champagne bottle.
2) Ping pong balls
3) olol my dick.
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I am dying here. Im tired as shit, and I can't do anything but babysit his stoned ass.
You embarass them infront of women.
You should know that.
But he's still snoring.
And hes grinding on my pillow.
THAT IS MY FUCKING PILLOW, I SLEEP WITH THAT, DONT HUMP IT YOU FREAK.
hah