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Zen moments

marty_0001marty_0001 I am a fileand you put documents in meRegistered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Have you ever achieved a state where your mind just goes silent, it's like you're in a trance?

I did it once, and only once. I'd been reading all this stuff on meditation, thinking it sounded like a great way to relax. A long story short, I was lying in bed thinking of moving shapes - cubes unfolding, circles overlapping circles, triangles floating downwards in a spiral. Weird stuff. But what happened was that at some point this became self-sustaining, I had stopped actively thinking about it, and the pictures were just playing out by themselves without any concious effort. I couldn't tell if it lasted for 10 seconds or 10 minutes, but once I snapped out of it I realised what had happened, and as a result felt this nervous excitement.

Haven't been able to replicate it since.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    YOGAAAAAAAA FLAME!

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i'm into mantric meditation

    coooooooooooooooooooooooooocks

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    one time I got high

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I meditate sometimes when I get nervous, never hard anything like that but it does calm me down.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    zen pooping

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    release your state in the ocean of consciousness and drown out the impurities in your life

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    AHH! wrote: »
    one time I got high

    Funny, so did I.

    Just the once, but I hope to try again sometime.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That means you have a tumor.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    im gonna have to block that sig

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yes it was during a momment of violence
    I will not talk about it as it's NSFW

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Yes it was during a momment of violence
    I will not talk about it as it's NSFW

    Telling a kid that you will let him play with your pokemans and then raping him.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    squirtle

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Yes it was during a momment of violence
    I will not talk about it as it's NSFW

    Telling a kid that you will let him play with your pokemans and then raping him.

    Well it's a fire fight and the smell of someone on fire

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    nah never

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    when I can't sleep I let my mind just go into whatever it wants

    works every time

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I had a dream about eating shrimp with danny devito and raven (that's so raven)

    what does it all mean?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's 2:30 here, my friend is passed out on my couch, and I don't/can't want to go to sleep while hes here.

    I tried waking him up for a cigarette, but he dropped it when he fell asleep in his chair midsmoke.

    And he's snoring.

    The only good thing is he's such a heavy sleeper, he isn't noticing it when I fart on his head, which because of buger king, is every few minutes or so.

    I'm so very, very tired.

    All I have right now is harvey birdman dvd's and cigarettes to keep me going.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    I had a dream about eating shrimp with danny devito and raven (that's so raven)

    what does it all mean?

    You're gay for Danny Devito.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    I had a dream about eating shrimp with danny devito and raven (that's so raven)

    what does it all mean?

    Ask Tube he seems to know what it all means
    Pm right away him with all the details
    Do not leave anything out

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    use his hand to jack you off

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I have a lot of dreams where I'm nude

    and not ONCE have I been like "SHIT SHIT SHIT I'M NUDE"

    like yesterday

    apparently I was going out with some half black chick and I'm jst walking around my dorn nude

    she's like

    dang, you are very naked

    and I'm like

    I know, duh, it's because I took my clothes off

    and then I went to go make a poptart

    good dream

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    I had a dream about eating shrimp with danny devito and raven (that's so raven)

    what does it all mean?

    You have a fetish for fat people.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    the poptart was possessed by the spirit of an angry frasier crane

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    wait what

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    I had a dream about eating shrimp with danny devito and raven (that's so raven)

    what does it all mean?

    You have a fetish for fat people.

    I feel weird when i see actors that are young on tv or movies but in reality they are old enough to bone and look hot

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    use his hand to jack you off

    He's a midget, small hands.

    Not worth it.

    I'd feel like a pedophile.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    I had a dream about eating shrimp with danny devito and raven (that's so raven)

    what does it all mean?

    You have a fetish for fat people.

    I feel weird when i see actors that are young on tv or movies but in reality they are old enough to bone and look hot

    Like lindsey lohan in parent trap?

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    I had a dream about eating shrimp with danny devito and raven (that's so raven)

    what does it all mean?

    You have a fetish for fat people.

    I feel weird when i see actors that are young on tv or movies but in reality they are old enough to bone and look hot

    Like lindsey lohan in parent trap?

    yeah

    not her specifically but you get it

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You know what is really relaxing?

    Painting.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    A moment of zen? No. Trips where I've convinced myself I'm completely insane? yes.

    I'm dangerou-dave, and I've been places you can't imagine!

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Okay, if he doesn't stop snoring soon, I am going to put something in his mouth, you guys get to pick from things I have readily available;

    1) Champagne bottle.

    2) Ping pong balls

    3) olol my dick.

    TEXT your vote to "Post Quick Reply" or "Post Reply"

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    A filthy sock

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Ping pong balls I suppose?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Holy jesus he snores so fucking bad.

    I am dying here. Im tired as shit, and I can't do anything but babysit his stoned ass.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kill him.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    fuck him in his sleep.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Uriel, you don't kill your friends.

    You embarass them infront of women.

    You should know that.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Okay, he spit the ping pong ball out.

    But he's still snoring.

    And hes grinding on my pillow.

    THAT IS MY FUCKING PILLOW, I SLEEP WITH THAT, DONT HUMP IT YOU FREAK.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Why would you have to babysit someone stoned? What is he liable to do? eat the chips?


    hah

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't want to go to sleep and wake up in some awkward situation where his dick is near my mouth in some twist sleep walking sex mombo

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