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Penny Arcade Expo 2005 Rap Battle Tournament

Joey FusionJoey Fusion Registered User regular
edited March 2005 in PAX Archive
(suggested idea, let me know what you think)
PAX 2005; I'm going, you're going, your neighbors dog is going. It will be sweet, but it's missing something...

Enter the "2005 Penny Arcade Expo Nerd Rap Battle tournament!"
An amateur rap battle tournament designed to test the mettle of all of the Penny-Arcade readers that also tread on the M.C. side of things :)

The first few rounds could be in the game rooms with copies of "Get on da mic", the next few round could be in the smaller auditorium, and the final bitter duel could be on Saturday to open up the show!

Judges would be volunteers/ members of Optimus Rhyme, MC Chris's backing band, The Minibosses, MC Front's backing band/ whomever.

Prizes include ... haven't thought that far ahead :(

It would pretty much be run like a regular tournament, just with WAY more use of the line "I'm not kidding with these rhymes you see, cause All your base belongs to me"

Let me know if you're interested. Considering the large number of people attending and the large number of Nerd Rap superstars at the event this could be a really fun and oddly fitting distraction.

Joey Fusion on
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2005
    That's the most fucked up idea in the history of ideas.

    I bow to you.

    DJ Eebs on
  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    If someone taped this while it was taking place, it would most definitely usurp Red Machine Vs. DDR as the most popular PAX-born bandwagon.

    D.T. on
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  • Joey FusionJoey Fusion Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Even if this doesn't happen, I'll still probably spend a good portion of my time at the expo with a copy of get on da mic challenging random passersby to a battle, either that or playing much Contra.

    Mad props on the Clone High picture by the way :)

    Joey Fusion on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2005
    nope, this isn't a good idea

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2005
    Man, now I have to change my avatar

    DJ Eebs on
  • Joey FusionJoey Fusion Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Borfase wrote:
    nope, this isn't a good idea

    How so? The DDR tournament proves that we don't particularly care what people think of us.

    Joey Fusion on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2005
    because it's a rap battle

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    A whole gaggle of Diamondbacks rapping and tripping over shit. FANTASTIC.

    Mulletude on
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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2005
    oh mulletude, you are my special boy

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    This is the kind of idea that makes me want to explode my own head.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • Joey FusionJoey Fusion Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Borfase wrote:
    because it's a rap battle

    Fair enough, everyone is free to their own opinion :)

    Mulletude - Holy Snaps! Is that a picture of Kim Jong Ill with a mullet?

    Joey Fusion on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    This is a terrible idea...but I do love throwing things at white people who think they can rap...

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2005
    I think this is a great idea.

    I will participate in this.

    under the moniker Whyte Lytnyn'. I will win.

    Dont fuck with my flow

    Dont mess with my rhymes.

    These bitches and ho's

    Suck dick all the time.

    I win.

    Geebs61 on
  • Monkey_ManMonkey_Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    I B LAYIN DOWN DA PHAT BEETS

    yo yo yo
    i like pie
    yo yo yo
    not gonna die
    cuz my name is jim sock
    skeet skeet skeet skeet
    and i'm here to rock
    skeet skeet skeet skeet
    maybe suck a little cock
    skeet skeet skeet skeet

    YOU WILL BOW TO ME

    Monkey_Man on
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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2005
    um.... um.... um....

    what does rapping have to do withe videogames?

    or car customization for that matter

    futility on
  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    futility wrote:
    um.... um.... um....

    what does rapping have to do withe videogames?

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    D.T. on
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  • MrFisticuffsMrFisticuffs It's Easter, bitches. REJOICE. Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Yeah, I'd probably enter in something like this. It's something I do in my spare time, anyway.

    MrFisticuffs on
  • Joey FusionJoey Fusion Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    Thanks for "Having my back" as it were :)

    As long as people enter, I see this tournament being really fun! The first few rounds probably won't be so good, but I picture it being the "American Idol so bad that it's good" kind of not so good. Either way, it would be entertaining to watch and those people that entered the tournament that actually have skill will get a little bit of notoriety and exposure out of it.

    *Please note, I have never watched a full episode of American Idol

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2005
    I'll watch.

    With a camera.

    Moriveth on
  • Red Machine DRed Machine D __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2005
    edit: I'll be insulting a LOT of people, not just Mulletude. But I'll be sure to put a lot of attention on him and Borfase.

    Red Machine D on
  • MrFisticuffsMrFisticuffs It's Easter, bitches. REJOICE. Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    The first few rounds could be in the game rooms with copies of "Get on da mic", the next few round could be in the smaller auditorium, and the final bitter duel could be on Saturday to open up the show!

    Wait. I'm going to have to withdraw my support for this idea.

    I thought it was going to be a challenge for actual hip-hop musicians.

    Not yelling at each other using a copy of the most retarded videogame ever invented.

    MrFisticuffs on
  • Joey FusionJoey Fusion Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    The "Get on Da Mic" portion of it isn't totally set in stone, it's just there because it's a video game related to rapping, it has a rap battle mode already in the game, and it would make the whole thing fit just a little bit more. I suppose we could cut the "Get on Da Mic" part out entirely and just have someone throw a bunch of beats together onto a cd, it just depends on how whomever decides to run with this idea wants to do it. To keep with the theme, maybe we could have someone put a beat over a bunch of Nintendo music and we could us that?

    It's supposed to be a challenge for Hip-Hop musicians that are also gamers, but I don't see it really turning into that until the later rounds.

    Joey Fusion on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2005
    edit: I'll be insulting a LOT of people, not just Mulletude. But I'll be sure to put a lot of attention on him and Borfase.
    i won't be there, so knock yourself out

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • Red Machine DRed Machine D __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2005
    Borfase wrote:
    edit: I'll be insulting a LOT of people, not just Mulletude. But I'll be sure to put a lot of attention on him and Borfase.
    i won't be there, so knock yourself out
    i didn't think you had the minerals to talk shit to my face

    Red Machine D on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2005
    heh, ok dude

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2005
    Borfase wrote:
    edit: I'll be insulting a LOT of people, not just Mulletude. But I'll be sure to put a lot of attention on him and Borfase.
    i won't be there, so knock yourself out
    i didn't think you had the minerals to talk shit to my face

    Who here does, for-reezy?

    graizur on
  • Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    I am in.

    Actually, I plan on passing out my groups EP there as well.

    Dorktron9000 on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2005
    The minerals?

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2005
    Borfase wrote:
    edit: I'll be insulting a LOT of people, not just Mulletude. But I'll be sure to put a lot of attention on him and Borfase.
    i won't be there, so knock yourself out
    i didn't think you had the minerals to talk shit to my face
    it's much more fun to do it behind someone's back

    I won't be there also... because it's incredibly stupid
    chance's are you're all white
    and not eminem

    futility on
  • Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    futility wrote:
    Borfase wrote:
    edit: I'll be insulting a LOT of people, not just Mulletude. But I'll be sure to put a lot of attention on him and Borfase.
    i won't be there, so knock yourself out
    i didn't think you had the minerals to talk shit to my face
    it's much more fun to do it behind someone's back

    I won't be there also... because it's incredibly stupid
    chance's are you're all white
    and not eminem

    Hey, I remember this one time that Eminem wasn't the only white rapper ever. I also remember this one time where he did more to the detriment of rap than for it.

    I also seem to remeber a staggering amount of white rappers. You know what, I'm just gonna tell you to shut the fuck up and find your way to Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, The Beastie Boys, MC Frontalot, mc chris, Atmosphere, DZK, Rob Sonic.....etc....

    Dorktron9000 on
  • Joey FusionJoey Fusion Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    futility wrote:
    Borfase wrote:
    edit: I'll be insulting a LOT of people, not just Mulletude. But I'll be sure to put a lot of attention on him and Borfase.
    i won't be there, so knock yourself out
    i didn't think you had the minerals to talk shit to my face
    it's much more fun to do it behind someone's back

    I won't be there also... because it's incredibly stupid
    chance's are you're all white
    and not eminem

    Hey, I remember this one time that Eminem wasn't the only white rapper ever. I also remember this one time where he did more to the detriment of rap than for it.

    I also seem to remeber a staggering amount of white rappers. You know what, I'm just gonna tell you to shut the fuck up and find your way to Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, The Beastie Boys, MC Frontalot, mc chris, Atmosphere, DZK, Rob Sonic.....etc....

    Thanks for defending Hip-Hop man, I can't think of anything to add.

    It's good to know that some people are legitimately excited about this idea. Does your group have a website?

    Joey Fusion on
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2005
    i know this isn't really the forum to start this in, and if we want to discuss the subject further in hr I'd be glad to... but rap and hip hop sucks

    the backbeats are generally fine but they're usually fucked up because someone decides to start talking

    futility on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2005
    the fact that most of the people in it will most likely be white is not the issue


    the issue is that rap battles are stupid, duh

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2005
    its a great idea, just make sure to do it outside of the exibition room and console room, which is where ill be..

    Grath on
  • Nate GravesNate Graves Registered User regular
    edited February 2005
    The minerals?

    yeah.

    what does that even mean?

    I'm for a rap battle. Provided that the contestents are capable of stringing together sensical rhymes on their feet that don't involve raping / capping their opponent, but rather out-doing them in quick-thinking lyrical prowess.

    Because that would be kind of cool.

    Unlikely, though.

    Nate Graves on
  • EntriechEntriech ? ? ? ? ? Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2005
    I'm neither for, nor against this idea since I don't think I'd participate or watch, but it made me think of this bash.org quote:
    Bash wrote:
    <oneo> sumez this was at the 97' rap olympics
    <oneo> its crappy quality but its the best there is
    <oneo> its all freestyle, some of it is good
    <Sumez> lololololol
    <Sumez> "rap olympics"
    <oneo> he battles a girl in it
    <oneo> whats so funny about that
    <Sumez> the fact that you don't see that is what makes you sad

    Seriously though, if you run this, good luck and have fun.

    Entriech on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2005
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  • Joey FusionJoey Fusion Registered User regular
    edited March 2005
    futility wrote:
    i know this isn't really the forum to start this in, and if we want to discuss the subject further in hr I'd be glad to... but rap and hip hop sucks

    the backbeats are generally fine but they're usually fucked up because someone decides to start talking

    I used to think the same way. It's a matter of preference and I respect that, but if you would like to check out some rappers that do a good job of it I personally suggest K-os, The Beastie Boys, GangStarr, Eric B and Rakim, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five, The Black Eyed Peas (Will. I. Am's solo stuff is great also), etc. Good rap exists, it's just a matter of finding something that you enjoy.

    Should I make a new thread with "For Gabe" in the topic line so this gets noticed?

    Joey Fusion on
  • eelektrikeelektrik Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2005
    Not to turn this into a music debate, but the only rap I like is Beastie Boys, MC Chris, and MC Frontalot... And the vast majority of stuff on the radio is garbage.

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  • XieflowXieflow Registered User regular
    edited March 2005
    eelektrik wrote:
    Not to turn this into a music debate, but the only rap I like is Beastie Boys, MC Chris, and MC Frontalot... And the vast majority of stuff on the radio is garbage.

    you don't like Vanilla Ice? No Ninja Rap? Awww...

    Xieflow on
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