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Penis Thread: Uncut!

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wait... average is 6" right? About that? I've heard less but I think that's just to make short-dicked guys feel better.

    Don't worry short-dicked guys, it's all about technique. If your cock's too short use your tongue.

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  • omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Im Jewish

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yeah, I'm cut. Not like I had a choice in the matter.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Somebody mentioned Mystique and Wolverine, right

    This thread can be about X-men

    Redeemer on
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I dressed my dick in a GI Joe outfit, helmet, goggles, jacket, gun.

    That was fucking hilarious.

    I love my dick.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Uncut here. I embrace my headsock with open fingers.

    Polago on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My wife is jewish, but I don't think they do anything special for girls.

    Mysst on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Finally.

    An opportunity to talk about my dick.

    Framling on
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Somebody mentioned Mystique and Wolverine, right

    This thread can be about X-men

    Mystique is Nightcrawler's father.

    Which is why he as two dicks.

    That's what I hear.

    august on
  • TreboriasTreborias Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Why is my sig to big? Last time I checked it was ok, then again I haven't read the rulse thread in a while.

    Also, I'm not cut that foreskin is still hanging around.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The great wall of china, blue whales, and my dick.

    *drum roll*

    Name the only three things visable from space.


    Badum chss

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nightcrawler's tail is not a dick

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Somebody mentioned Mystique and Wolverine, right

    This thread can be about X-men

    When Mystique shapeshifts into a man, does she have a dick?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Nightcrawler's tail is not a dick

    look I know.

    it's just that wassisname said as much.

    that writer. who sucks.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Treborias wrote: »
    Why is my sig to big? Last time I checked it was ok, then again I haven't read the rulse thread in a while.

    gtsig.png

    Before you say "That's not for SE++" yes it is now.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    His fingers and toes kinda look like dicks.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Somebody mentioned Mystique and Wolverine, right

    This thread can be about X-men

    When Mystique shapeshifts into a man, does she have a dick?

    yes

    at one point, it was going to be revealed that mystique was actually rogue's father, and that destiny, mystique's girlfriend, was rogue's mother.

    apparently some editors at marvel axed that idea.

    Pony on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    august wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Somebody mentioned Mystique and Wolverine, right

    This thread can be about X-men

    Mystique is Nightcrawler's father.

    Which is why he as two dicks.

    That's what I hear.

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's a fansite that shows this... wweoc or something.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I put links in there too, guys.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Shit guys, it's been almost twenty minutes since the last penis thread, we need another one.

    Framling on
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    your = belonging to you

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    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • TreboriasTreborias Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thanks DarkPrimus, didn't know, now I do. I shall go and change this.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Somebody mentioned Mystique and Wolverine, right

    This thread can be about X-men

    When Mystique shapeshifts into a man, does she have a dick?

    yes

    at one point, it was going to be revealed that mystique was actually rogue's father, and that destiny, mystique's girlfriend, was rogue's mother.

    apparently some editors at marvel axed that idea.

    So could she like, put some semen in a sperm bank and come back and get inseminated with it? The most pure form of in-breeding, one could say.

    Also what happens if she was pregnant and shapeshifted into a dude.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm going to sleep now guys. Let me know how the penis comes along when I wake up.

    edit: ^^ especially this conversation above me right now... wow.

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  • TreboriasTreborias Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I would guess the matter would just get shifted all around.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    she'd be a fat dude?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mystique is a horrible person

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I put links in there too, guys.

    Ohhh, that's what a penis looks like! :o

    neville on
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Somebody mentioned Mystique and Wolverine, right

    This thread can be about X-men

    When Mystique shapeshifts into a man, does she have a dick?

    yes

    at one point, it was going to be revealed that mystique was actually rogue's father, and that destiny, mystique's girlfriend, was rogue's mother.

    apparently some editors at marvel axed that idea.

    So could she like, put some semen in a sperm bank and come back and get inseminated with it? The most pure form of in-breeding, one could say.

    cartman_ch.gif

    august on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    there's no answer to the "what if mystique is pregnant" thing.

    I don't think it's ever been adressed.

    Pony on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Somebody mentioned Mystique and Wolverine, right

    This thread can be about X-men

    Cable is in the X-Men. Let us discuss him.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I wonder if it is like how it happens in the Culture.

    Man now I have to look up how it happens in the Culture.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dammit Kusu, I do not have half a penis!

    Mysst on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    uncut

    mully on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Somebody mentioned Mystique and Wolverine, right

    This thread can be about X-men

    Cable is in the X-Men. Let us discuss him.

    RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH

    This sig and av are by no means an endorsement of him

    Redeemer on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    god

    first cut status

    then sizes

    SE size comparison chart

    Kovak on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    mully wrote: »
    uncut

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_circumcision
    D:

    Pony on
  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Somebody mentioned Mystique and Wolverine, right

    This thread can be about X-men

    Cable is in the X-Men. Let us discuss him.

    RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH

    This sig and av are by no means an endorsement of him

    For President?

    august on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    graphs

    charts

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    with picture reference

    Kovak on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Dammit Kusu, I do not have half a penis!

    Update OP since Mysst doesnt have a penis, Meiss

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