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I have a kid.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    Screw disc-bar systems. They don't have goats.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aretè wrote: »
    I have a lazy ass-hamster.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Aretè wrote: »
    I have a lazy ass-hamster.

    Smoking it out would probably get it jumping and jiving

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    When my goat gave birth, I didn't want the kid nursing (and thus damaging her udder, as she was a show animal) so I took him home and bottle fed him.
    Baby goats are like, the cutest thing ever.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    well shit i could work out the forces on a goat too

    even if it was sliding down a slope

    put a goat on a steep slippery hill and i can be all 'it weighs 40kg. that is 39.24 NEWTONS'

    looking all smug

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I have two cats and a dog. The rabbit died last year. Oh wait, no, 2005.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    HAHAH YES



    YESSSSSSsss



    The set up for this one is simple; Liar, Liar is on TV, and my favorite hound is at the house for the weekend. For some reason, Hound who normally loves anything with a heartbeat, is scared to death of P. Cross that with P's gullible ways and the situation is just ripe for parody. Ripe!

    TV: "..that for just 1 day, you couldn't tell a lie..."
    Me ( to Hound ): Don't worry, I wouldn't lie to you.
    Me ( to Hound ): P does though. He lies to you all the time.
    P: WHAT! No! I don't lie to her!
    Me ( to hound ): Don't listen to him, he could be lying right now.
    P: NO!
    P ( to Hound ): NO! Don't listen to him! I don't lie to you! I promise.
    P: Why are you telling her that?
    Me ( to Hound ): Who are you going to believe?
    P: I DON'T LIE TO HER!!
    P ( to Hound ): I really don't! I don't lie to you!
    Hound: WOOF!
    Me: See, she knows.
    P: F*%^! WHAT ELSE DO YOU TELL HER?!?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    that's my sister's kitty, i had to take care of it for the past week. it is a right fucking bastard. and yes, my floor is very fucking dirty. it's been cleaned since.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ran that is the best site ever

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I have 3 cats and one rat(Chihuahua).

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    ran that is the best site ever

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    hello larlar how are you today

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    P: You know, when I'm stoned, I can tell what people are thinking.
    D : Really? How?
    P: Like when someone starts a sentence, I know how it's going to end.
    D : Wow. So if you were stoned, you would be able to tell me the end of this; "You are a fucking..."
    P: Ummm.......THE MAN!
    D : Whoa. You're right, I was going to say "You are a fucking The Man".
    P: I told you.

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    ThaoxThaox Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I am considering buying a hamster. I rent my duplex and one of the stipulations in my lease was "No Cats Dogs or otherwise large pets."

    I had to leave my Cat with my sister due to this and the fact that my housemate hates cats.

    How one can hate that face, I will never know. (large image - Beware 56k)
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