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Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered User regular
Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered User regular
If this thread were seen at 10 posts a page, we'd be halfway to Jupiter by now.
I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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Because fuck there was a lot of hiking involved in killing things.
Because I hunt the most dangerous game of all.
I hunt men.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Men are easy to bait.
Deer have more refined tastes.
Like acorns. Or urine.
hummmmmmmmmm
Also, I ran into the Bride last weekend. Quote: "Did you pick out what you'll wear at my wedding? ... oh you always dress well, I'm not worried about you." hehehe
She wants you.
You should have asked her for her phone number.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
FERAL, WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
You're looking at it the wrong way.
It's four hours of celebrating somebody else only getting laid by one person ever again.
Wait, that's still depressing.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I am amused.
There is no end to the sadness.
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Time for walkies. I mean urban hiking.
4 hours?! What the hell is wrong with your church? Did the priest have a stroke or something?
Are you kidding? That's prime time to get a piece of that "I'm haven't last-minute insecurity because I'm afraid I'm not good enough to commit to my man and so I'm going to do something self-destructive and stupid to fulfill my own prophecy" sex.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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Perhaps you should make a trhead about it. There might be perspectives you haven't considered yet.
Cubs Win! Cubs Win!
That's only how long we stay.
Weddings in our family tend to last until they kick people out.
"Guys there's this girl she's really great I love her I think she's into me what do I do? Oh and she's getting married in six days."
Exactly. Plus, you should mention whether you're friends with the groom-to-be or not. It changes things.
Oh, the reception. No, that's 4 hours of hanging around with far flung relatives you don't see on the usual holidays. My mom has a hell of a lot of cousins. Plus my Uncle came back from Italy with his friend which is always fun, and my Aunt came in from San Diego, which is also always fun.
EDIT: Because this is P-A, I will clarify that I meant a threesome with the sister, not the baby.
You know, if you punch the person who makes the no contact rule hard enough...the rule AND the person go away.
There's a reason for them, though. Like, the worst violation of it I've ever seen resulted in a knee injury that side-lined a player for a season and wound up requiring surgery.
The reason we have wars is because people do not know how to punch hard enough.
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The next time it happens, wait till your side has the frisbee and then get your teamate to toss a high one that the ass has to jump for. Then hip check him/her. Problem solved.
Also, softball is an excellent way to pass a summer evening.
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
Out of context is sounds like you've had a rough time at a strip-club.
It's just my soccer/basketball prejudice speaking. I feel the same way about boxing-out. That's illegal too, isn't it?
Har har.
On the bright side, I did get my first kick save in a real game tonight! :^: Hilariously, the girl who kept breaking the no contact rule then started screaming bloody murder about how I'd done something illegal.
What's boxing out? Is that a pick? Picks are illegal, if that's what you mean, basically for the same reason as the no-contact rule.
I think another word for it is obstruction. Like the ball is going out and you keep your back covering it and are keeping the other player from going around 'physically'.