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[PHALLA] The Court of King Phallis - SIGN UPS CLOSED

DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Critical Failures
Greetings my noble Madame or Monsieur.
This letter express the great pleasure
Of our most wise and esteemed Majesty,
The great and benevolent King Phallis,
Who grants you the honor of attendance
To the royal ball, which is one week hence.



This game takes place at the grand palace of King Phallis, ruler of Phalla.

The game differs from past Phallas in a fundamental way- there are no guardians, no seers. Instead, there is a new bidding system where all players have a chance to seer an individual or gain protection.

The dialogue of characters in the narration will be written in rhyming verse. Because of how lengthy usernames can be, as well as for greater immersion, everyone will be given a pseudonym for the duration of the game. Please put your pseudonym in your custom title or location so we can keep track of everyone. There is a convenient list of French names available here.

I have also prepared avatars that you may use. Please post which avatar you are using and what your pseudonym will be in your sign up post.

Male avatars:
tofu's avatar:
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FunkyWaltDogg's avatar:
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jdarksun's avatar:
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DevoutlyApathetic's avatar:
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GrimmyTOA's avatar:
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frandelgearslip's avatar:
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Wonder Bread's avatar:
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Typhus733's avatar:
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Grundlterror's avatar:
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Buzz Buzz's avatar:
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Kin33's avatar:
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Threelemmings' avatar:
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robothero's avatar:
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spaik's avatar:
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DËTHKÖK's avatar:
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Female avatars-
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Lignisse's avatar:
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Bliss 101's avatar:
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This game is for 25 people.

1. cheez (Guy)
2. Lignisse (Lisette)
3. TehSpectre (Serge)
4. DevoutlyApathetic (Ambroise)
5. DËTHKÖK (Jaques)
6. precisionk (Fauntleroy)
7. Buzz Buzz (Alphonse)
8. FunkyWaltDogg (Aldéric)
9. robothero (Sylvestre)
10. Threelemmings (Gaston)
11. jdarksun (Jean-Baptiste)
12. Wonder Bread (Marius)
13. Squashua (Frédéric)
14. Gnasty (Adrien)
15. Bliss 101 (Bernadette)
16. Plutonium (Mountpaul)
17. B:L (D'Eon)
18. Grundlterror (Dimitri)
19. Kin33 (Theirn)
20. Balefuego (Christian)
21. frandelgearslip (Alain)
22. Typhus733 (Abel)
23. tofu (Claude)
24. Ardor (Jacques)
25. GrimmyTOA (Louis)
26. spaik (René)

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Do you require that we use an avatar and name from the provided lists?

    cheez on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I do not require usage of an avatar.

    It is, however, preferred. ;-)

    For the ease of writing narration, I do ask that you pick a pseudonym. There are hundreds that you could use.

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ah, good. The avatar issue was what I was more concerned about.

    I sign up as Yseult, pending a better name that I think of on my own. I will, of course, run it by you first if I do so.

    cheez on
  • LignisseLignisse Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Hmm, two games at once. This should be interesting and very very confusing.

    I sign up as Lisette, with the avatar I've just changed to. (Fourth on your list)

    cheez is cruel...nothing rhymes with Yseult.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up as Serge, as I played the hell out of Chrono Cross.

    I don't know which Av I will be using as of yet, seeing as I cannot view them at work.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up, I'll use dude18.jpg him.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up, I'll use dude18.jpg him.
    Choose a Frenchie moniker!

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The choice of a name is very important, and shan't be rushed by the clamouring of the Mob. (I go to work now, tonight I shall have a name.)

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I !sign up as Serge, as I played the hell out of Chrono Cross.

    I don't know which Av I will be using as of yet, seeing as I cannot view them at work.

    Oh man, if I'd seen that one, I would've been all over it, and for exactly the same reason.

    ^5 for good taste.

    cheez on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up as Jaques
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    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This game looks to be fun, but I'll pass as I caused some sour feelings in the last game. This should be a fun one to watch.

    Ardor on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up as Fauntleroy because I care not what people think of me, I will spite them anyways.

    My pope avatar will be my fancy lad.

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited June 2007
    I sign up, and I'll use the avatar I've now switched to.

    As for a name, I agree with DA. These things simply cannot be rushed. :P

    Buzz Buzz on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I sign up, and I'm taking this one:
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    My name is Aldéric.

    Ardor, since you're not in the other game you definitely have to play in this one. I insist upon it!

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    I sign up as Sylvestre.
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  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up as...


    No one's slick as Gaston
    No one's quick as Gaston
    No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
    For there's no man in town half as manly
    Perfect, a pure paragon!

    using the avatar there, cause... ya know... long, flowing locks are my thing, baby.

    Threelemmings on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gaston? Moar liek Newton mirite?

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Um... is this going to be like that French D&D Phalla that went on for weeks?

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited June 2007
    I shall be known as....Alphonse.

    Buzz Buzz on
  • Wonder BreadWonder Bread Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I sign up as Marius
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    Wonder Bread on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    !sign up as Frédéric le Fromagier

    Squashua on
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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Agh! I can't decide!

    Yes! No! Yes! No!

    I think if there's still a spot open tonight I'll sign up then.

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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up as Adrien.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I sign up as Bernadette

    Bliss 101 on
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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I sign up as Montpaul

    Kudos if you get it

    Plutonium on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    I sign up as Montpaul

    Kudos if you get it

    Mount Pilu?

    Squashua on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hello gentlemen, I !sign up as D'Eon. *tee hee*

    B:L on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I hereby change my name to Guy.

    That's right, folks. I'm that guy.

    cheez on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I shall henceforth be known as Dimitri (and !sign up)

    Grundlterror on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    You know that's pronounced "Gee" (with a hard G, rhymes with "knee"), right?

    In French, yes, being short for Guillaume. In English or German, it's "gye." I don't mind if DarkPrimus picks the French pronunciation in order to fit his theme. But if you ask me, I'm The Amazing Guy (skip to 2:00).

    cheez on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I can't hit YouTube from here, but I'll check in a few hours.

    It's horrible. Like watching a really bad episode of Code Lyoko.

    Not that I watch that show. I don't.

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's just a video game character named Guy making a showy entrance. My friends and I were joking about his name even before that, but that moment was priceless.

    Anyway, consider yourself duly warned that I will be taking every opportunity to make Bad Guy puns.

    cheez on
  • Kin33Kin33 Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Mechanics sound pretty interesting.

    I'll sign up as... Theirn le Français boitant.

    AKA. Theirn le disque souple chapeaud l'homme français.

    AKA. Theirn boucher de la langue française.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Are we allowed to butcher French in here?

    Bonjour! Je m'appelle Aldéric.

    Squashua a un grand tête du fromage.

    Donne-moi un gateau, maintenant!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Squashua a un grand tête du fromage.

    Gérard Depardieu!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm editing the OP right now, but if anyone who hasn't signed up yet could link to their avatar in their post, it makes it easier for me to find that avatar on my list in the OP. :P

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Um... is this going to be like that French D&D Phalla that went on for weeks?

    It isn't going to run for any longer than one week. Also, while I didn't pay attention to that particular Phalla, I can guarantee that my bidding system will make for a different game.

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    Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Um... is this going to be like that French D&D Phalla that went on for weeks?

    It isn't going to run for any longer than one week. Also, while I didn't pay attention to that particular Phalla, I can guarantee that my bidding system will make for a different game.

    The only relation is that it is french. The D&D phalla was unbalanced (even had a false start) and the GM basically quit out on the game.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I'm editing the OP right now, but if anyone who hasn't signed up yet could link to their avatar in their post, it makes it easier for me to find that avatar on my list in the OP. :P

    I peek ze grayt Fronch acTOR, whose name I have spelled in an earlier post. 10zb5.jpg

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    You know that's pronounced "Gee" (with a hard G, rhymes with "knee"), right?

    I think we'll just call him Gay

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