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ITT: Talk like a wrestling commentator

STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Just like the title says, take the most mundane things and describe them like a wrestling commentator.

This is what it would sound like if Mr. McMahon was watching me make this thread:

OH A DEVASTATING MANEUVER! HE BUSTED THAT THREAD WIDE OPEN!

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!? HE MADE THE THREAD NOBODY WANTED HIM TO MAKE! RIGHT IN THE FACE!

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OOHHHHHHH! HE JUST HIT THE OP WITH A LOCK UPSIDE THE HEAD! MAN, WHAT ARE THESE REFS LOOKING AT???

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    s basically you're asking for a thread in caps

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Dude, I am a wrestling fan and even I think this was a bad idea for a thread.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    YEAH

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    NOW THEYRE FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    IT'S THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRAIN.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    LOOK AT THOSE TIGHTS! TRIPLE H HAS LIKE A HUGE DONG!

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That's a post, followed by a post OH MY GOD a post.

    Ashcroft on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'M JACKING OFF, J.R.

    I'M JACKING OFF RIGHT UNDER THIS TABLE.

    BECAUSE I'M THE KING, AND THE KING DOES AS HE PLEASES.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I even did the whole Jim Ross calling Hunter going to the vending machine thing, and I think this thread was unwarranted.


    OH MA' GOD, HUNTER JUST SUCKER PUNCHED SOTAR WITH A HAYMAKER RIGHT IN THE CHOPS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS GONNA' BE A SLOBBERKNOCKER TONIGHT!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I say, dear chaps, that was indeed quite a smashing maneuver we just witnessed.

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  • AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OOOH HE FELL FOR IT OH THE CARNAGE! AND THERE COMES THE CHAIR BAAAAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

    HE'S GOING DOWN!

    Aggronaut on

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    OOOH HE FELL FOR IT OH THE CARNAGE! AND THERE COMES THE CHAIR BAAAAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

    HE'S GOING DOWN!

    JUST LIKE THIS THREAD

    scarlet st. on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OH PEARL HARBOR JOB!

    I miss Gorilla Monsoon.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    let's change this thread to just talking in whatever accent or dialect or in whatever style you want, as long as it's not standard English

    edit: eh wot

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OH MAH GAWD, OH MAH GAWD, WHAT'S GOING ON UP IN HERE DAWGIES.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ASS TO ASS

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  • AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    OOOH HE FELL FOR IT OH THE CARNAGE! AND THERE COMES THE CHAIR BAAAAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

    HE'S GOING DOWN!

    JUST LIKE THIS THREAD

    1 - 2 -3NOOO HE SAVES!

    CAN HE MAKE IT TO THE ROPES? CAN HE MAKE IT?

    Aggronaut on

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    OOOH HE FELL FOR IT OH THE CARNAGE! AND THERE COMES THE CHAIR BAAAAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

    HE'S GOING DOWN!

    JUST LIKE THIS THREAD

    1 - 2 -3NOOO HE SAVES!

    CAN HE MAKE IT TO THE ROPES? CAN HE MAKE IT?

    No

    He can't

    Just like this thread

    Fuck.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    Green on
  • AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    OOOH HE FELL FOR IT OH THE CARNAGE! AND THERE COMES THE CHAIR BAAAAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

    HE'S GOING DOWN!

    JUST LIKE THIS THREAD

    1 - 2 -3NOOO HE SAVES!

    CAN HE MAKE IT TO THE ROPES? CAN HE MAKE IT?

    No

    He can't

    Just like this thread

    Fuck.

    OOOH BUT WAIT, THE REF IS LOOKING AWAY

    Just talk smack to anyone else who posts like you'd normally do - except make it sound like a commentary. Or you just gunning to be the heel?

    Aggronaut on

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seriously, this is fucking retarded. And I'm talking about helmet-wearing, wrestling fan retarded. Next thing we'll see if some dumb fucking kid thinking his desk chair is a corner post and break his damn neck trying to jump off it.

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  • AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Slagmire wrote: »
    Seriously, this is fucking retarded. And I'm talking about helmet-wearing, wrestling fan retarded. Next thing we'll see if some dumb fucking kid thinking his desk chair is a corner post and break his damn neck trying to jump off it.

    And then we'll post crude jokes about it - but as commentaries.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I could really go for a glass of milk.

    Weaver on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I could really go for a glass of milk.

    dude, I feel ya. I just had a brown sugar & cinnamon pop tart and its like, dude where the fuck is my milk?

    Nogs on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    OOOH HE FELL FOR IT OH THE CARNAGE! AND THERE COMES THE CHAIR BAAAAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

    HE'S GOING DOWN!

    JUST LIKE THIS THREAD

    1 - 2 -3NOOO HE SAVES!

    CAN HE MAKE IT TO THE ROPES? CAN HE MAKE IT?

    No

    He can't

    Just like this thread

    Fuck.

    OOOH BUT WAIT, THE REF IS LOOKING AWAY

    Just talk smack to anyone else who posts like you'd normally do - except make it sound like a commentary. Or you just gunning to be the heel?

    The fuck is a heel you mouthbreather

    scarlet st. on
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    OOOH HE FELL FOR IT OH THE CARNAGE! AND THERE COMES THE CHAIR BAAAAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

    HE'S GOING DOWN!

    JUST LIKE THIS THREAD

    1 - 2 -3NOOO HE SAVES!

    CAN HE MAKE IT TO THE ROPES? CAN HE MAKE IT?

    No

    He can't

    Just like this thread

    Fuck.

    OOOH BUT WAIT, THE REF IS LOOKING AWAY

    Just talk smack to anyone else who posts like you'd normally do - except make it sound like a commentary. Or you just gunning to be the heel?

    The fuck is a heel you mouthbreather

    heel = bad guy. face = good guy. I'm sorry that I know this.

    Nogs on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I could really go for a glass of milk.

    dude, I feel ya. I just had a brown sugar & cinnamon pop tart and its like, dude where the fuck is my milk?

    FUCK those are good pop tarts. I will say the best.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I could really go for a glass of milk.

    dude, I feel ya. I just had a brown sugar & cinnamon pop tart and its like, dude where the fuck is my milk?

    FUCK those are good pop tarts. I will say the best.

    no shit man. I used to be all about the cherry, but a month or two ago I was like 'where are these fuckers?' and I haven't gone back since.

    Nogs on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I could really go for a glass of milk.

    dude, I feel ya. I just had a brown sugar & cinnamon pop tart and its like, dude where the fuck is my milk?

    FUCK those are good pop tarts. I will say the best.

    no shit man. I used to be all about the cherry, but a month or two ago I was like 'where are these fuckers?' and I haven't gone back since.

    Yeah man. Fuck if I'll ever go back to another pop tart unless it's a gimmick flavor or I can't find brown sugar/cinnamon

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I had maple & brown sugar mini-wheats this morning.

    Weaver on
  • AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Atleast eat some fucking pie if you're in here.

    Aggronaut on

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man, no. I want pop tarts.

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    In before OH MAH GAWD!!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! etc etc

    Edit: I had a pop-tart for breakfast this morning, go figure.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    Nogs on
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  • AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man, no. I want pop tarts.

    CAN YOU SMELL WHAT SCARLET ST IS COOKING? POP TARTS!

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    THESE GUYS NEED TO JUST GET THE BALL DOWN TO THE OTHER END OF THE FIELD

    THAT'S HOW THE GAME IS PLAYED

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    Booooooooooooooo!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    OH MY GOD

    BOGEY IS TAKING THIS THREAD OUT BEHIND THE WOODSHED

    I CAN'T WATCH

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