You know if I ever decided to join a religion, I think I would go with Norse. Or mabye Aztec.
norse for sure
it is much better
That's what I was thinking to.
I remember one of my friends telling me about a religion where your supposed to carry a sword at all times (wooden ones are ok) but I cant remember the name.
You know if I ever decided to join a religion, I think I would go with Norse. Or mabye Aztec.
norse for sure
it is much better
That's what I was thinking to.
I remember one of my friends telling me about a religion where your supposed to carry a sword at all times (wooden ones are ok) but I cant remember the name.
Sikhs have a sacred dagger they're not supposed to ever part with under any circumstances.
Created a huge controversy a few years back here when a school didn't want a kid to have it in class. They ended up allowing it as long as it's sheathed and can't easily be taken out.
You know if I ever decided to join a religion, I think I would go with Norse. Or mabye Aztec.
norse for sure
it is much better
That's what I was thinking to.
I remember one of my friends telling me about a religion where your supposed to carry a sword at all times (wooden ones are ok) but I cant remember the name.
Sikh.
Edit: Also, if an Indian person's last name is Singh, there's a good chance they're Sikh. A very good chance.
"okay, so let me make sure i heard you right... every week in your church you drink wine which is also the blood of your god?"
"well... techically yes..."
"dude, that is so hardcore! sign me up!"
it is more like they fell for the jehova's witnesses knocking at their door
they do have some pretty compelling magazines
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Look the whole point of Nordic afterlife was to die so valiantly that a Valkyrie took you to Vahalla where you spent all of your time feasting by roaring fires with your fellow warriors and preparing for Ragnarok, where you all die again but with even more glory and against a far greater foe.
Which is also kind odd because the Norse spilled a lot of each other's blood when some of them converted and then some of them stayed with their old religion.
Their tried-and-true conflict resolution techniques (killing, burning, looting) resulted in a win for Christianity... sorta.
Which is also kind odd because the Norse spilled a lot of each other's blood when some of them converted and then some of them stayed with their old religion.
Their tried-and-true conflict resolution techniques (killing, burning, looting) resulted in a win for Christianity... sorta.
That's because when all is said and done Christianity is the baddest, bloodthirstiest motherfucker around.
Which is also kind odd because the Norse spilled a lot of each other's blood when some of them converted and then some of them stayed with their old religion.
Their tried-and-true conflict resolution techniques (killing, burning, looting) resulted in a win for Christianity... sorta.
That's because when all is said and done Christianity is the baddest, bloodthirstiest motherfucker around.
And how could the norsemen say no to that? I mean when you're already bloodthirsty to begin with, and then as a bonus you go to church and drink the blood of your god.
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Sikhs have a sacred dagger they're not supposed to ever part with under any circumstances.
Created a huge controversy a few years back here when a school didn't want a kid to have it in class. They ended up allowing it as long as it's sheathed and can't easily be taken out.
Sikh.
Edit: Also, if an Indian person's last name is Singh, there's a good chance they're Sikh. A very good chance.
norse religion is brilliant
humans come from giant's armpit sweat
explains a lot
ps in egyptian mythology, humans came from ra wanking onto earth
i lost all respect for them when i found that out
well to be fair they had invaded northern england
and what with the north being mighty queer and such
they didn't even abandon it because they got crusade'd or anything, they abandoned it because it was trendy to love jesus
the norse were like the myspace fags of medieval times
"today, bjorn went fishing but he didn't catch any fish so he went home and cried for a while because he's a fag"
now the egyptian mythology, there's something i can get behind
come on
"okay, so let me make sure i heard you right... every week in your church you drink wine which is also the blood of your god?"
"well... techically yes..."
"dude, that is so hardcore! sign me up!"
for better or norse
their creation myth is ra being a loser who spent his days as a tech consultant at comet and his nights tossing himself off to furry porn
it is more like they fell for the jehova's witnesses knocking at their door
they do have some pretty compelling magazines
That is the most awesome thing ever.
he weakened strong norsemen
he and thor fought
jermaine and I are working on a video depicting this
at one point jermaine, playing thor, will split my (jesus's) skull with a sledgehammer
Surely that's a strike against them?
Not really, considering that "dark elves" were Dwarves.
the norse themselves were in no way worthy of it
bongi i have had it up to here with you mister
i challenge you to fisticuffs
have at you sir!
I see. That's seven strikes for them then.
It was a retelling of Grendel.
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"Good" meant being a badass warrior who ruined the shit of a lot of guys.
"Evil" meant being weak and having your shit ruined by a good guy.
Their tried-and-true conflict resolution techniques (killing, burning, looting) resulted in a win for Christianity... sorta.
Seriously what the hell are you people retarded
That's because when all is said and done Christianity is the baddest, bloodthirstiest motherfucker around.
And how could the norsemen say no to that? I mean when you're already bloodthirsty to begin with, and then as a bonus you go to church and drink the blood of your god.
So metal.