How was work today?

MegaMan001

A guy died on me today in the ER. How was your work day? I'm looking for some funny stories here.

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Skull Man

I did some guy in the ER today

Sheri

I went to Disney-MGM Studios and shadowed a Youth Educational Series program. It was Animation Magic, and I learned how to draw Stitch.

Then I went back to the office for four hours.

Senjutsu

I went to a meeting. Then I went to another meeting.

msuitepyon

I sat on my ass for 9 straight hours.

scarlet st.

I played some WoW.
Forumed a bit.

MegaMan001

Skull Man wrote: »

I did some guy in the ER today

I was hoping this would be posted in the first few minutes. Thank you Skull.

tech_hunter

I had to talk to 2 pissed off customers from New York, that on top of I actually had to talk to customers today. I have no funny stories to relate. I think this will turn into a bitch about work thread.

Orikaeshigitae

i rocked an exam

i would be surprised if i don't get an A-level grade

Blake T

It just started, and I've finished my coffee and got no sleep last night.

I have a feeling it will be long.

The_Scarab

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

i rocked an exam

i would be surprised if i don't get an A-level grade

cool which exam was it.

my sister finished her a levels today and I drove home to arrange some festivities for her and her friends.

and by festivities I dont mean surprise sex. this is SE, gotta cover my bases.

Inquisitor

I did not work today.

Go me.

msuitepyon

Blaket wrote: »

It just started, and I've finished my coffee and got no sleep last night.

I have a feeling it will be long.

Grab a full coffee pot, a long rubber tube, and something sharp and hollow. Now, suck some coffee into the tube. Put the sharp, hollow object onto the end of the hose not in the coffee pot. Jab sharp object into a vein. There you go, should be set for a while.

Quetzi

I am at work! It is slow and boring but it is not as hot as it was yesterday so I am thankful for that at least.

naporeon

This is like the dark cousin of the thread I made earlier.

My day was awesome. I found out that my "small raise", going into effect as of July 2, is actually 17.65%. Also, the totally fucking rad woman who has been unofficially supervising me for the last couple months was officially made my supervisor. And I started moving to my new, nicer office.

On the other hand, a whole lot of folks have AIDS, so my day wasn't perfect.

Kevin Crist

I had the day off yesterday and today.

Sara Lynn

Sheri wrote: »

I went to Disney-MGM Studios and shadowed a Youth Educational Series program. It was Animation Magic, and I learned how to draw Stitch.

Then I went back to the office for four hours.

My 10 year old self would be dying of jealousy right now.

Frosted Butts

I drove to Baltimore and back in order to reaffirm my hatred of government employees.

MulysaSempronius

I filtered some poop water to measure the amount of solids in it
Well,poop water and treated poop water

naporeon

Oh, and when I told my new supervisor that I would be leaving early on Friday, her response was rad.

"OK. If you want to make up the hours, rather than use vacation time for them, you can just work on HTML and CSS at home."

So I can get paid to redesign my MySpace page, basically.

Sheri

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Sheri wrote: »

I went to Disney-MGM Studios and shadowed a Youth Educational Series program. It was Animation Magic, and I learned how to draw Stitch.

Then I went back to the office for four hours.

My 10 year old self would be dying of jealousy right now.

But it was work

And I had to wear work clothes

In the heat

Davoid

I walked two hours to work, found out they had changed the schedule that morning and hadn't called me, then I walked back.

Frosted Butts

MulysaSempronius wrote: »

I filtered some poop water to measure the amount of solids in it
Well,poop water and treated poop water

Horrible.

As7

I performed some environmental listeria swabbing, plated a bunch of spinach, some corn, and a sample of raspberries, and wrote up a lot of Certificates of Authorization. It was pretty boring but productive.

Vixx

I'm at work right now wishing I had a different job.

Lindsay Lohan

My day was fucking awesome. It was starting pretty typical, taking web support calls, answering emails, etc. Then, around 3pm a glorious thing occured, one of my coworkers had been selling ice cream as a fund raiser and she came back with a big box o' dry ice. We spent the afternoon freezing silly putty, pudding cups, rubber duckies and any beverages we had. Then, at about 4ish we put it all in our (empty) recycle bin and dumped scalding hot water into it and filled our cubicles with fog.

Here's one of the videos of it (cell phone video, crappy quality, but fun - not my voice)

http://www.littlefieldlounge.com/dryice.3gp

Sheri

If I can figure out a way to transfer images from my phone to my computer without it costing me monies, I'll totally show you guys my Stitch drawing.

Abracadaniel

usb cable

Cerrius

I almost all of my time driving the delivery truck. Took alot out of me. Check my myspace and mcchris is looking for someone to drive to Eugene and pickup the merch he shipped to the wrong venue. Yeah, maybe tomorrow...

Raneados

I fixed a tree and smoked about 10 cigarettes an hour. Then I napped in the shade until my beeper went off

then I broke into a dude's room and filed a report on his room conditions

msuitepyon

Raneados wrote: »

I fixed a tree and smoked about 10 cigarettes an hour. Then I napped in the shade until my beeper went off

then I broke into a dude's room and filed a report on his room conditions

If I had your job, there would be quite a few pillowcases filled with poop.

Abracadaniel

oh, also my day was alright.

shipped out about five units plus around a hundred various parts.

spent an hour and fifteen minutes in the morning solving a weird issue with order fulfillment.

forgot my apple remote at home so I drove home and got it and ate a very small bit of a microwaved meal

came back to work, one of my managers gave me a bunch of chinese food he couldn't finish

the morons at work had an argument over what "America's sport" was and how they disagreed with everyone who said it was baseball.

they then began discussing other sports and their popularity, and I shit you not, the idiot I shoved on Monday say upon the subject of golf

"Man, they don't play that shit in other countries, think yo, you think guys play that shit in Scotland?"

Raneados

shove him again

tell him scotland told you to

Senjutsu

Golf was invented by an American looking for an excuse to drive around in a little cart.

Yggdrasill

I'm auditing all the computer equipment for the entire corporation.
I spent the entire day doing data entry.
They've got me using this program called Foundation, and I'm pretty sure it's older than I am.
Also the interface is so convoluted I'm convinced it was designed by nefarious demons as an obscure form of torture.

Borfase

i work nights

Abracadaniel

Raneados wrote: »

shove him again

tell him scotland told you to

They were in the shipping office dicking off.

I just looked up and stopped them mid-conversation

"Uh, Scotland invented golf"

Also Biggest Truck gets his truck lifted at the end of next month.

I will be posting photos.

Raneados

who or what is biggest truck

he has a truck?

lifted off?


WILL?

Yggdrasill

Dumb Hero wrote: »

they then began discussing other sports and their popularity, and I shit you not, the idiot I shoved on Monday say upon the subject of golf

"Man, they don't play that shit in other countries, think yo, you think guys play that shit in Scotland?"

Haha, of all the countries he could've chosen as his random example.
That's a beautiful story.

Gafoto

Senjutsu wrote: »

Golf was invented by an American looking for an excuse to drive around in a little cart.

This is the most redeeming aspect of my job. I work at a public garden, doing gardener shit all over the place. We've got 55 acres so it's a pretty big area to cover, thus we use golf carts to transport around. Seriously the best part of my job is making the visitors jealous as I zip by in my golf cart, tools and shit jangling all around.