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Xenu was an intergalactic psychotic mass-murderer

KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
...I think we need to bring this up to George W. so we can invade those nutjobs, and bring that batshit loco mass-murderer to justice!



Seriously though, the thought of all this ultra secret information beyond the already insane stuff in Scientology intrigues me. I want to become a member just so I can plumb the depths of their madness (and then sell their dark secrets on eBay).

So, uh...who wants to donate to my OT VIII+ training? Only $100,000!



...and then maybe a couple million for my legal defense fund after their slavering lawyers come after me



Awesome vault of Scientology related madness:
http://www.xenu.net/

Obligatory Tom Cruise is Fucking Batshit Loco:
http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/

The Xenu Secret Revealed!
http://www.xenu.net/archive/leaflet/

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OP started out bad, got into meh territory, and ended with a strong "middling."

    It's been a while since a scientology thread, though.

    John Travolta.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    This thread seems like a pretty bad idea to me. And I'm pretty sure someone else has already done what you want to and also we don't care.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    (Here's the funny)















    (Here's your post.)

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Put some wacky scientology links in the OP and you've got a deal.

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  • YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Buy L. Ron's science fiction stuff from before he wrote that essay on how easy it would be to make a fortune with your own religion. It's all the same.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    oh jesus what the holy hell is this mess

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Xena, however, is an amazon warrior with a dark past, a heart of gold, and a deep appreciation for the female form.

    The difference a letter makes.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Never forget that these idiots think we evolved from Clams. Every time you see a well coached and calm member of the CoS, remember, he thinks we evolved from clams.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I just can't shake the shiftyness making fucking episodic content out of a religion.

    The fact that the founder of said religion is a mediocre science fiction writer, and the fact that the religion sounds like a mediocre plot of a science fiction book, added to the fact that the same writer has said that the easiest way to make money was to found a religion not withstanding, if they made it free and public for all, I would give the organization a lot more credit.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Never forget that these idiots think we evolved from Clams. Every time you see a well coached and calm member of the CoS, remember, he thinks we evolved from clams.

    That's worse than saying we evolved from monkeys!

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  • KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Scientology thread in the whining forum was actually a great read...just drives me nuts thinking about all the 'secrets' that they (and other organized religions/cults) hide.


    Maybe it's because I was never let into some lesbian sorority with ties to the Illuminati. :x

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I want to start my own fad religion where I give spiritual healing to attractive women through having sex with them. I call it Bonertology.

    I will ordain fellow ministers to help spread my form of healing in other cities for a small fee. I call LA as my home base.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey, perhaps starting a thread with the implicit goal of trashing someone's religion is a bad idea.

    perhaps.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I want to start my own fad religion where I give spiritual healing to attractive women through having sex with them. I call it Bonertology.

    I will ordain fellow ministers to help spread my form of healing in other cities for a small fee. I call LA as my home base.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koresh

    ?

    Only less crazy and more sex?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hey, perhaps starting a thread with the implicit goal of trashing someone's religion is a bad idea.

    perhaps.

    Can I still make fun of Tom Cruise though, for being a complete whackjob who's so afraid of his sexual identity that his lies about it make him even nuttier?

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  • KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hey, perhaps starting a thread with the implicit goal of trashing someone's religion is a bad idea.

    perhaps.


    Germany would disagree that it's even a religion. Just a cult of loonies that want to take your money.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I want to start my own fad religion where I give spiritual healing to attractive women through having sex with them. I call it Bonertology.

    I will ordain fellow ministers to help spread my form of healing in other cities for a small fee. I call LA as my home base.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koresh

    ?

    Only less crazy and more sex?

    Less crazy, less sex with underage girls, and less tax evasion. I'm more into spreading the spiritual healing powers of my boner to fine looking women as a fully practicing Bonertologist.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Karenna wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hey, perhaps starting a thread with the implicit goal of trashing someone's religion is a bad idea.

    perhaps.


    Germany would disagree that it's even a religion. Just a cult of loonies that want to take your money.
    Actually most of Europe has this sentiment

    Europe is well known for being a heathen breeding ground for people who believe the Devil's lies about evolution, carbon dating, and condoms stopping the AIDS.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hey, perhaps starting a thread with the implicit goal of trashing someone's religion is a bad idea.

    perhaps.

    You're kidding right?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    AWFUL THREAD

    I AM ASHAMED

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