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J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
Least exciting terrorist attack EVAR. Dear two guys in an SUV attacking Glasgow airport: U = TEH FAILZ

God, this story is comedy GOLD.

"In Glasgow, the green SUV barreled toward the building at full speed shortly after 3 p.m., hitting security barriers before crashing into the glass doors and exploding, witnesses said. Two men jumped out of the burning vehicle, one of them engulfed in flames, they said."

Okay, almost exciting, sounds like an action movie...

"The car came speeding past at about 30 mph. It was approaching the building quickly," said Scott Leeson,

*insert sound of trumpets slowly petering out*

Man. MAN.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    old neyws

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    30 mph?

    30?

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ahahahahahaha.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    30mph thats like, what, third gear?

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  • b0bd0db0bd0d Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    30mph thats like, what, third gear?

    hell, that can be 1st if you forget to shift.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    In my car, a Nissan Pathfinder, first is like 0-5mph. You can push it to like 10mph but you're rocking like 4k rpm. I figured third was a good guess because these dudes were in a SVU as well.

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE HEADIN' RIGHT FOR US! Oh wait...

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's like the steamroller scene in Austin Powers

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tardcore would you come to a gawjuh pax

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Maybe it would've looked exciting with some Armageddon music.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Phonehand wrote: »
    old neyws


    UR MOMS OLD NYWS

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore would you come to a gawjuh pax

    why yessah anyting yousa say massah

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tardcore wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore would you come to a gawjuh pax

    why yessah anyting yousa say massah

    would you come as far as say, statesboro

    that is near savannah

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Maybe it would've looked exciting with some Armageddon music.

    No, no, O Fortuna.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF7_PhB9coo

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore would you come to a gawjuh pax

    why yessah anyting yousa say massah

    would you come as far as say, statesboro

    that is near savannah

    possibly. i'm just north of atlanta.

    tardcore on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Guys, I'm playing minesweeper.

    As exciting as a terrorist attack.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    We've kind oh had the the F-list terrorist squads this week. Leaving a car full of petrol in a street and slowly ramming an airport just makes me feel bad for them.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I saw this on BBC News. I laughed at Fox News' reaction.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Maybe it would've looked exciting with some Armageddon music.

    No, no, O Fortuna.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF7_PhB9coo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjOlvRttee8

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The nice thing about terrorists is that the good ones tend to blow themselves up, so eventually we'll just be left with dumb terrorists.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The nice thing about terrorists is that the good ones tend to blow themselves up, so eventually we'll just be left with dumb terrorists.

    they breed quickly

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    We've kind oh had the the F-list terrorist squads this week. Leaving a car full of petrol in a street and slowly ramming an airport just makes me feel bad for them.


    I couldn't help but think that this is the one terrist attack Al Qaeda won't try to take credit for.

    Because really, would YOU?

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore would you come to a gawjuh pax

    why yessah anyting yousa say massah

    would you come as far as say, statesboro

    that is near savannah

    Statesboro? What're y'all gonna do? Drink Natty Light and spit on the floor?



    I'm kidding.

    I think.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    The nice thing about terrorists is that the good ones tend to blow themselves up, so eventually we'll just be left with dumb terrorists.

    they breed quickly

    Most dumb people tend to.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore would you come to a gawjuh pax

    why yessah anyting yousa say massah

    would you come as far as say, statesboro

    that is near savannah

    Statesboro? What're y'all gonna do? Drink Natty Light and spit on the floor?



    I'm kidding.

    I think.
    you aren't

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore would you come to a gawjuh pax

    why yessah anyting yousa say massah

    would you come as far as say, statesboro

    that is near savannah

    Statesboro? What're y'all gonna do? Drink Natty Light and spit on the floor?



    I'm kidding.

    I think.

    haha

    jesus man

    how many people on this forum have been to or around statesboro

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    also seriously, pissed off angsty highschoolers are more effective than this


    fix your shit turrists

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also seriously, pissed off angsty highschoolers are more effective than this


    fix your shit turrists

    Ahahahahahahahaha.
    I keep laughing, somebody stop me

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    haha one of them even set themself on fire and he didn't even die, he got arrested

    faggots

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    The nice thing about terrorists is that the good ones tend to blow themselves up, so eventually we'll just be left with dumb terrorists.

    they breed quickly

    That's fine. Dumb breeding stock is probably what caused these guys to floor it in second gear with a bunch of gasoline while attacking...

    Attacking Glasgow Airport.

    GLASGOW AIRPORT.

    Because if they had succeeded, and the worst-case scenario had happened (The truck spills flaming gas all over the front lobby of the airport, and some of the flames just happen to land on a fireworks smuggler's luggage, and the resulting explosion ignites a transvestites wig, who runs screaming into [snip for Rube Goldberg-level convoluted chain of unlikely events] and then the flaming warthogs stampede up against a fuel truck...

    Man, they would have CRIPPLED the air traffic TO AND FROM GLASGOW.

    That would teach us infidels.

    Seriously, I can't get over just how stupid this attack was. GLASGOW? Who the fuck cares about GLASGOW AIRPORT?

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Maybe it would've looked exciting with some Armageddon music.

    No, no, O Fortuna.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF7_PhB9coo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjOlvRttee8

    It is unfortunate that this song is now some kind of epic joke because it is really a good song.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore would you come to a gawjuh pax

    why yessah anyting yousa say massah

    would you come as far as say, statesboro

    that is near savannah

    Statesboro? What're y'all gonna do? Drink Natty Light and spit on the floor?



    I'm kidding.

    I think.

    haha

    jesus man

    how many people on this forum have been to or around statesboro

    Charlotte is kinda close, like a 20 min drive I think. Never been to statesboro though.

    Lardalish on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like how we're all assuming these bizarre circumstances and yet they all seem plausible because they failed so hard.

    I mean, Christ, putting two guys in a single suicide car is evidence enough. Was one the fucking chapparone?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Maybe it would've looked exciting with some Armageddon music.

    No, no, O Fortuna.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF7_PhB9coo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjOlvRttee8

    It is unfortunate that this song is now some kind of epic joke because it is really a good song.

    "made from beer?"

    I'm fucking sold.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I like how we're all assuming these bizarre circumstances and yet they all seem plausible because they failed so hard.

    I mean, Christ, putting two guys in a single suicide car is evidence enough. Was one the fucking chapparone?


    Even if your spelling that word failed, I laughed hard at this.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore would you come to a gawjuh pax

    why yessah anyting yousa say massah

    would you come as far as say, statesboro

    that is near savannah

    Statesboro? What're y'all gonna do? Drink Natty Light and spit on the floor?



    I'm kidding.

    I think.

    haha

    jesus man

    how many people on this forum have been to or around statesboro

    Charlotte is kinda close, like a 20 min drive I think. Never been to statesboro though.

    That's Statesville

    And they're talking about Statesboro, GA

    Nucsh on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore would you come to a gawjuh pax

    why yessah anyting yousa say massah

    would you come as far as say, statesboro

    that is near savannah

    Statesboro? What're y'all gonna do? Drink Natty Light and spit on the floor?



    I'm kidding.

    I think.

    haha

    jesus man

    how many people on this forum have been to or around statesboro

    Charlotte is kinda close, like a 20 min drive I think. Never been to statesboro though.

    That's Statesville

    And they're talking about Statesboro, GA

    we now have a gay bar

    it's called "turtles"

    the tagline is "THE PLACE TO COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL"

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tardcore would you come to a gawjuh pax

    why yessah anyting yousa say massah

    would you come as far as say, statesboro

    that is near savannah

    Statesboro? What're y'all gonna do? Drink Natty Light and spit on the floor?



    I'm kidding.

    I think.

    haha

    jesus man

    how many people on this forum have been to or around statesboro

    Charlotte is kinda close, like a 20 min drive I think. Never been to statesboro though.

    That's Statesville

    And they're talking about Statesboro, GA

    Oooooooh

    Well, its an inbred hick town (present company excluded) so I dont really pay attention to it.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    I like how we're all assuming these bizarre circumstances and yet they all seem plausible because they failed so hard.

    I mean, Christ, putting two guys in a single suicide car is evidence enough. Was one the fucking chapparone?


    Even if your spelling that word failed, I laughed hard at this.

    If it counts, I tried twice.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Depending on how much training I have left to do, I would fly down to hang with GA dudes

    As long as someone would come pick me up from Charleston, SC

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