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this is a thread about mixing drinks (wootah)

OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
so, uh

i have basically just got into mixing drinks

i can improvise a good whiskey sour in any kitchen where there are sufficient amounts of lemons, sugar, and whiskey

but otherwise i am lost!

so let's talk about COCKtails and maybe some COCKmixed drinks.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    even though mixing drinks are for pansy girls who can't stand up to the might of such hallowed drinks as straight vodka or straight whiskey

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man last time someone made a thread like this it got locked, like, twenty pages in

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I mixed some fruit punch and some vodka together to make what I call the sad, pathetic lonely drunk who had vodka and crystal light.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Man last time someone made a thread like this it got locked, like, twenty pages in

    i am ever-vigilant

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    edited July 2007
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i think that one got locked because somebody posted instructions on how to make crack

    What

    I think you're making things up.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't have time for fancy nice drinks anymore. I work nights now, so getting off work on nights I go out usually involves me missing out on all the pre-drinking, forcing me to pull off a handle while I'm running around getting ready at 11pm.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    scotch
    +
    dry
    =
    scotch and dry

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  • MoridinMoridin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vermouth tastes horrible.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    latingria

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I took a bartending class. And then was too lazy to go get a job with my skills. But now I know things.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    okay do seriously none of you know how to mix a drink here

    this is a whiskey sour that turns out well most of the time:

    1 1/2 ounces whiskey (or bourbon, Scotch, Canadian whiskey, or Irish whiskey)
    4 ounces sour mix, recipe follows
    crushed ice
    1 maraschino cherry (OPTIONAL)

    Combine the whiskey and sour mix in a large old-fashioned glass with ice. Stir, garnish with cherry, and serve.

    Sour Mix:
    1 ounce lemon juice
    1 ounce sugar
    2 ounces water

    Combine lemon juice and sugar, then dilute with water and stir to dissolve sugar.

    Yield: 4 ounces

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Since I am a now a bartender by trade I can look down upon people and their poor choices in liquor.

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    one part jaeger

    3 parts red bull

    uhh, that's the extent of my drink mixing

    vodka and anything as well

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  • Johnny FabulousJohnny Fabulous burgin' Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    uh, i like arnold palmers.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    In bartending class, the second hour was just make your own drinks at the bar while listening to music and hanging out. I made my first whiskey sour there. It was good.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am in love with mojitos.
    I judge a restaurant by how good their mojitos are.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    this thread is about me and my need for drink recipies, not shitty one-line posts

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I had mojitos in Mexico. They were mexilicious.

    Also, really, it may be girly, or it may not be, but long island ice teas are good fun...

    equal parts vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec.. then some sour mix... shake it up. pour it out. put a tiny splash of coke (TINY)... enjoy.

    Delicious.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Best mixed drink is one part Ammonia, one part Bleach. Stir until you see fumes.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    I am in love with mojitos.
    I judge a restaurant by how good their mojitos are.

    Muddle muddle muddle mint leaves all day long

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Best mixed drink is one part Ammonia, one part Bleach. Stir until you see fumes.

    drez

    i really hate you sometimes

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    I am in love with mojitos.
    I judge a restaurant by how good their mojitos are.

    Muddle muddle muddle mint leaves all day long

    I have been to a few places where they didn't muddle the mint leaves.
    Which means that I never go back to those places.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Best mixed drink is one part Ammonia, one part Bleach. Stir until you see fumes.

    drez

    i really hate you sometimes

    Just drink your apple tini and shut it.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    i hate those too

    particularly because you're talking about them

    it has something to do with the commutative property

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    vodka and grape soda with ice

    Fuck it is a slow night.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rum and Coke
    Vodka soda
    7 and 7

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    No no I am pretty sure

    was it the time I posted instructions on how to make meth?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you know what's really good

    vodka in a slurpee

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    you know what's really good

    vodka in a slurpee

    That sounds pretty damn good, Fallout.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    by the way kids, ammonia + bleach may kill you. don't mix them.

    [/PSA]

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    you know what's really good

    vodka in a slurpee

    ok this will sound bad

    but i really like dacquaries

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I need to pay attention to the drinks in a thread.
    Whenever I go into a bar and want something different
    I'm always hard pressed to think of something new.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    vanilla absolut + coke

    its like vanilla coke with a little kick

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    I need to pay attention to the drinks in a thread.
    Whenever I go into a bar and want something different
    I'm always hard pressed to think of something new.

    that's why i made this thread but apparently people can't think of anything beyond rum and coke

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    vanilla absolut + coke

    its like vanilla coke with a little kick

    oh yes i have done this

    it is very, very good.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    I need to pay attention to the drinks in a thread.
    Whenever I go into a bar and want something different
    I'm always hard pressed to think of something new.

    that's why i made this thread but apparently people can't think of anything beyond rum and coke

    Hey!
    I brought up mojitos!
    What? Not good enough for you?

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    I need to pay attention to the drinks in a thread.
    Whenever I go into a bar and want something different
    I'm always hard pressed to think of something new.

    go into a bar

    order a shot of ABC. if you are a lightweight, like me, it will smash you

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    I need to pay attention to the drinks in a thread.
    Whenever I go into a bar and want something different
    I'm always hard pressed to think of something new.

    that's why i made this thread but apparently people can't think of anything beyond rum and coke

    Hey!
    I brought up mojitos!
    What? Not good enough for you?

    i still don't know how to make them so no

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