It's hot and sweaty and goddamnit I get to sit in this dark ass hole with no windows.
shut it
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited July 2007
It's sunny & clear and not too warm and a little breeze going and I'm going to walk two blocks to the market and buy a big ol' watermelon later and cut it up here in the kitchen and sit out on the terrace looking over the lake and eat my watermelon in the sun.
The only thing i have to do today is laundry, running my suit to a dry cleaner for a funeral this weekend, and flight plan my flight to Cincinnati, OH this Friday
And it is 1050 and I have no plans to start that any time soon
'Cause it's my day off, and fuck if I want to do anything yet
Because I haven't in quite a while and my arms have become tiny because of it
I was lifting Sunday morning and blood just started spurting out of my right wrist, on the top side. Just straight blew out a capillary or something. I've got this little hole there now.
Because I haven't in quite a while and my arms have become tiny because of it
I was lifting Sunday morning and blood just started spurting out of my right wrist, on the top side. Just straight blew out a capillary or something. I've got this little hole there now.
See, that would freak me the hell out for a few seconds, a minute tops
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited July 2007
Yeah I just wiped it off with my towel and kept going.
Weaver can I start worshopping you now just so you know you can remember me when you set up Babylon maybe get a nice cushy job as sex tester or somthing this would be nice.
Sure, sure. Hey there's a unicorn, want to chop off its head with a rusty chainsaw while you're at it? Maybe kick a few kittens and somehow destroy the sun, too?
Sure, sure. Hey there's a unicorn, want to chop off its head with a rusty chainsaw while you're at it? Maybe kick a few kittens and somehow destroy the sun, too?
It was, because back then there weren't more weird-ass 'limited' variant flavors of soda than classics. I only ever had CP once, sometime in middle school, I brought a bottle to lunch. First person in school to have it I guess, because I got a number of cash offers for it as soon as I unveiled the bottle. Even a teacher offered me $6. But no, I drank that bitch, and reveled in my fizzy liquid fame.
OK, I actually wasn't a fan of soda and never looked for CP again, but still, FOND MEMORIES.
If he were the antichrist, Pepsi Summer Mix would have spurted out of his veins, not blood. That shit is foul.
Whoa, haven't seen that flavor in stores yet. Is it as awful as Pepsi Jazz? Because dear god, those were asstastic.
To even see it's name across this here monitor makes me want kill every single person who participated in the making of Pepsi Jazz.
That's an inordinate amount of anger towards a sugary beverage
Look, I have only tasted this foul urine birthed from a demons cunt once.
I was excpecting a nice sugary beverage.
Not cough syrup.
that is fair and, seeing that it must be that awful (i don't drink much soda outside of the occasional rum and Coke Zero...rad), I believe your relentless rage is justified.
I am curious, though. What was the "jazz" in Pepsi Jazz?
They couldn't get away with "jizz" but that's what's really in it. The jizz of a fruity young mexican boy, scraped off the floor of a bathhouse, added to some club soda and high-fructose corn syrup. That is Pepsi Jazz in a nutshell. Or sac.
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Be warm tomorrow, too
Shut it the fuck up.
It's hot and sweaty and goddamnit I get to sit in this dark ass hole with no windows.
shut it
Man, sucks to be you.
And it is 1050 and I have no plans to start that any time soon
'Cause it's my day off, and fuck if I want to do anything yet
Because I haven't in quite a while and my arms have become tiny because of it
I was lifting Sunday morning and blood just started spurting out of my right wrist, on the top side. Just straight blew out a capillary or something. I've got this little hole there now.
See, that would freak me the hell out for a few seconds, a minute tops
Also still have a bruise mid-way down my right underarm from something similiar only it didn't break the skin.
Or he's the antichrist
or he's got spider veins and high blood pressure.
Whoa, haven't seen that flavor in stores yet. Is it as awful as Pepsi Jazz? Because dear god, those were asstastic.
To even see it's name across this here monitor makes me want kill every single person who participated in the making of Pepsi Jazz.
Is it always this easy to love you?
That's an inordinate amount of anger towards a sugary beverage
It was, because back then there weren't more weird-ass 'limited' variant flavors of soda than classics. I only ever had CP once, sometime in middle school, I brought a bottle to lunch. First person in school to have it I guess, because I got a number of cash offers for it as soon as I unveiled the bottle. Even a teacher offered me $6. But no, I drank that bitch, and reveled in my fizzy liquid fame.
OK, I actually wasn't a fan of soda and never looked for CP again, but still, FOND MEMORIES.
I know what your problem is
do you crave sunlight?
Look, I have only tasted this foul urine birthed from a demons cunt once.
I was expecting a nice sugary beverage.
Not cough syrup.
that is fair and, seeing that it must be that awful (i don't drink much soda outside of the occasional rum and Coke Zero...rad), I believe your relentless rage is justified.
I am curious, though. What was the "jazz" in Pepsi Jazz?
And my sincerest apologies to Transporter for questioning his\her cola-driven vitriol.